Farce Majeure

Tldr: what the fuck? Obviously no. Either you have 43 minutes of footage or you don't. Are you fucking stupid?

I will tell you later, but yeah, yay.

I was watching a show on PBS once, and it said to me: "The Vietnam War was made possible by viewers like you." and, like... I wasn't even born, wtf?

It's far too soon for details, but I just want to be sure to gloat a little: it has taken 15+ish years, but I was right and our position is going to win.

Lord I've seen what you do for other restaurants

And furthermore how many electric motorcycles have they impounded, or are they misleadingly counting those as e-bikes?

You think that's debasing, check out Hegseth's socks.

So sorry to hear, man.

Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run

Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run https://theonion.com/prospective-car-buyer-takes-suv-out-for-test-hit-and-run/

Something something preemptive retaliation...

But they already owned Oracle.

Black and white shot of the sun setting behind some low clouds.

#photography #BlackAndWhite #CambridgeMA #EastCoastKin #ClassicMono

Except it often isn't safe, and it often is what they're built for.

FYI, age verification laws will ultimately lead to you having to use a govt. ID to access your device & the internet. All your activity will be tracked and pinned to you based on your activity, and that data will follow you for the rest of your life. Like a credit report, but for texts you send.

lmao

#realworldcrypto

I think maybe the bigger thing here is nobody is actually in charge of ICE agents. They were bought vehicles and told to use them, and they just didn't, because they know it would make their crimes more difficult.

I used to think we learned nothing from 9/11, but now I know it was less than that.

Hey prediction markets are just insider trading for elected officials and you will always lose hope this helps

Republicans are using kids as a smokescreen for what Big Tech lobbyists want: a national surveillance program to harvest our data with zero protections for people and their privacy.

We must fight this dangerous expansion of surveillance technology.

"I'm a Consultant who consults on business consultations. It takes a lot of experience to consult with all this consultiness, so I make a lot of money with my consulting."

Okay, you're not wrong. *Sigh*

"Chief Innovation Officer", apparently.

I've got $1 saying he ambiguously threatens retaliation if the markets don't start responding better.

Every single professional journalist who uses the phrases “Department of War” or “Secretary of War” without scare quotes should be lined up on a public viewing stage and bopped on the head with a giant inflatable hammer that says DUMB DUMB on the handle and makes fart sounds.

They have a billion dollars a day on a whim for Trump’s unauthorized war in Iran

They always had the money for universal healthcare.

They just didn’t want you and your family to have it.

Giving gigantic unnecessary tax cuts to big campaign donors in the Epstein class is their higher priority.

Real patriots ride the train.

To be fair, they were aiming for last year.

One of the lessons of the Iran war is that it was a huge mistake not to even try to put any of the Iraq war architects in prison. We shouldn’t make it again.

My cousin-in-law's film is nominated for best documentary short!

I'm need to watch it, but it's about school shooting victims, so it's gonna be super depressing. #HATM