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@gardengremlin

Just a little Gremlin, working in my garden. Definitely not eating anything after midnight or jumping into the water. Nope. Not me. Did I put my pronouns up here? No? Well, you can stop assuming what they are and just use they/them since you don’t know.

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We know. Can you help us remove him?

11.03.2026 10:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think he was supposed to say, “was enough of an ignorant asshole to” instead of “can”.

11.03.2026 10:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. Yes it would.

10.03.2026 21:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do like your hat.

10.03.2026 18:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🎶🎤 “She works hard for the money…”

10.03.2026 18:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah yes, the two genders…

10.03.2026 16:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10,000 bottles of wine on the boat…10,000 bottles of wine…take one down…

09.03.2026 23:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you see my other suggestions?

08.03.2026 02:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Understood. I commiserate.

08.03.2026 02:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d also suggest looking at the adult sizes of Princess Awesome.

08.03.2026 02:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you checked Svaha? They have some nice flowing pants and their sizes are varied. There’s also Snag, but I’m not sure they could be considered Enby.

08.03.2026 02:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was going to ask about sewing skills.

08.03.2026 02:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WTaF

07.03.2026 01:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

06.03.2026 22:04 👍 8957 🔁 3335 💬 105 📌 125

06.03.2026 21:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s some good-dog chiropractic work for that cat.

06.03.2026 21:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😶 um. Isn’t it already doing that? I mean…global warming, right?

06.03.2026 21:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes please.

05.03.2026 23:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What? Even without trench coats?

05.03.2026 16:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s so sad and so true. I need to go look at otters now.

04.03.2026 15:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These pictures are life-giving.

04.03.2026 15:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dude. I’m Here already and it is no picnic.

03.03.2026 23:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Um. Only if you’re really hot? Personally, I don’t recommend immolation.

03.03.2026 22:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We should be more French. I hear they had an idea for political reform involving people who limited food choices.

03.03.2026 20:13 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And how does one restrict an enemy of the constitution?

03.03.2026 20:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll take ‘history questions of the future’ for 500.
…if there is a future.
…or history in it.

03.03.2026 12:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooh. We’re in a holy war. Great.

03.03.2026 12:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for the info!

03.03.2026 00:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What does GDL stand for? All I can think of is ‘God Damn Lie’.

02.03.2026 21:21 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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“1 family. 2 news networks. And a president who treats mergers like loyalty tests with no regard for the public.”

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