You spelled ‘leaky trash bag full of excrement’ as ‘man’.
@gardengremlin
Just a little Gremlin, working in my garden. Definitely not eating anything after midnight or jumping into the water. Nope. Not me. Did I put my pronouns up here? No? Well, you can stop assuming what they are and just use they/them since you don’t know.
You spelled ‘leaky trash bag full of excrement’ as ‘man’.
Ew. 🤮 I was planning to eat at some point today. Now that’s ruined.
We know. Can you help us remove him?
I think he was supposed to say, “was enough of an ignorant asshole to” instead of “can”.
Yes. Yes it would.
I do like your hat.
🎶🎤 “She works hard for the money…”
Ah yes, the two genders…
10,000 bottles of wine on the boat…10,000 bottles of wine…take one down…
Did you see my other suggestions?
Understood. I commiserate.
I’d also suggest looking at the adult sizes of Princess Awesome.
Have you checked Svaha? They have some nice flowing pants and their sizes are varied. There’s also Snag, but I’m not sure they could be considered Enby.
I was going to ask about sewing skills.
WTaF
SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.
My report:
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That’s some good-dog chiropractic work for that cat.
😶 um. Isn’t it already doing that? I mean…global warming, right?
Yes please.
What? Even without trench coats?
That’s so sad and so true. I need to go look at otters now.
These pictures are life-giving.
Dude. I’m Here already and it is no picnic.
Um. Only if you’re really hot? Personally, I don’t recommend immolation.
We should be more French. I hear they had an idea for political reform involving people who limited food choices.
And how does one restrict an enemy of the constitution?
I’ll take ‘history questions of the future’ for 500.
…if there is a future.
…or history in it.
Ooh. We’re in a holy war. Great.
Thanks for the info!