Why would Kamala Harris do this to us
11.03.2026 19:57
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Why would Kamala Harris do this to us
TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER
Felicia Sonmez sends her regards.
gotta take a kid to the doctor in like 45 minutes, and frankly the idea of working after we get back sounds like the worst idea anyone has had ever.
if you listened to the @badlawyerpod.bsky.social episode on this, she wasn't a prestige hire, she was a former ICE attorney who came back to work the administrative process during the surge. She sucked before and she sucks now.
A literal scarlet I.
Anyone. Everyone. Ever. Who has worked for ICE a minute in their miserable lives should be thrown out of public life.
Not put into Congress.
No.
at one point, we were having a conversation with a group of friends at a neighborhood party, and the topic turned to times your kids had walked in on you, and a mom told the story of their oldest walking in mid foreplay, and the next day the boy asked his mom if dad was thirsty
The final two points Bam scored in his 83 were free throws with 1:16 left, pushing the lead to 24.
The final two points Kobe scored in his 81 were two free throws with 0:43 left, pushing the lead to 20.
I'll say this right now, because I was, you know, alive and watching basketball when Kobe set his record, and he was stats chasing in a year the Lakers went 45-37 and played disgusting basketball, and the Raptors were absolute shit that season.
People did not venerate that performance at the time.
...it is bad for normies to say they support trans people, yes, I say, hitting myself in the dick with a hammer.
“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel
if you don't want to pay for the call, maybe use an address book for important phone numbers, not match books.
Like why are you calling your ex-best friend Ray and the girl living with him, even though she sometimes hated him. You don't need to tell them you're fine
In Jim Croce's Operator, he tells the titular operator "you can keep the dime" as he doesn't want to talk to his ex-best friend Ray after the operator found the number.
And buddy, that's how pay phones work. You got the number, you pay for the call. Doesn't matter if you don't want to talk to 'em.
mainline Protestantism does not exist in the minds of internet atheists, because if it did they would have to concede that Christianity contain multitudes.
...who shares the name with a highly respected American utility consultant, who I definitely almost emailed to apologize the first time I had a run in with the guy.
it's the fuckin' Beatitudes
an Australian living in England who has fashioned himself as a renewable energy, climate change, and utility operations expert whose only relevant experience was two years as a utility management trainee in Australia who has no understanding of American power markets.
Jesus Christ. No.
This is a silly, pointless idea that is the realm of Kobe stans.
...I still want to know what your standard atheist on this website thinks this line of thinking buys you in terms of political communications in the year 2026.
Back when we made fun of a minor league baseball GM being the EPA administrator
that's like four days of world consumption
“What if Wonder Boys, but straight?”
“Oh you mean every novel written by white dudes in the 60s and 70s and 80s?”
Bob Stoops over here like fuck that guy he cheats at golf, if you cheat at golf you’re only cheating yourself
If you told me my choice was the crypt keeper or a lifelong nepo baby private school fuckup with a Nazi tattoo I’m asking you why am I being given a choice here.
Get you a Youngstown Mafia coach that has never been on a panel or a golf course with Donald Trump.
Also you have all your hair.