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@thequeso

405 ‘til I die. Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.

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Latest posts by LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso

Good luck and I’m glad. It really didn’t do anything for my boy unfortunately.

12.03.2026 00:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am aware that having gluten free panko next to a container of white flour is ironic. We tried gluten free for a while to combat arthritis inflammation and the panko was leftover after that experiment

12.03.2026 00:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Jeff Nathan Creations?

12.03.2026 00:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Barilla makes a marginal orzo but too much lemon and Parmesan will hide it.

12.03.2026 00:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also snuck the wrong kind of orzo into the lemon orzo and nobody noticed. Victory.

12.03.2026 00:43 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gluten free panko…makes a really great breaded chicken cutlet.

12.03.2026 00:42 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Ok cool, Hook ‘em.

12.03.2026 00:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you, a Scot, can’t see that a Democrat is better than a Republican try not to comment on American politics.

12.03.2026 00:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

First, it’s better to have cops that aren’t transphobic, and somebody has to work on that.

And second, fuck you because he’s my friend.

12.03.2026 00:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

After that I’d go with financial support, political advocacy with multiple state legislators disinclined to support trans rights, speaking at our school board, knocking on doors to defeat an anti-trans school board member, and working with the boards I serve on to include programs for trans kids.

12.03.2026 00:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean, least of all was telling a redneck cop with a gun that I considered a friend that what he was saying about trans rights in public schools was bullshit bigotry. That was fun.

12.03.2026 00:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

More than posting on the 15th largest social network that’s for goddamn sure.

12.03.2026 00:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s right tho

11.03.2026 22:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fortunately it’s three miles in the wrong direction and $7 and I’m too cheap for that shit.

11.03.2026 22:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Taking my business to TransGenderInclusive Friday’s

11.03.2026 22:46 👍 57 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1

Like I fucking hate tea but you make it mango and put those little balls in it? 50% sweet? Madonn’

11.03.2026 22:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not all Spurs fans

11.03.2026 22:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why did nobody tell me how good boba tea is.

11.03.2026 22:44 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Fuck the fucking English.

11.03.2026 22:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck a Spurs fan.

11.03.2026 22:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Asshole.

11.03.2026 22:34 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Virtue signaling is good. You should communicate virtue.

11.03.2026 22:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I respect trans people too much to say they’re all always right and to not call an asshole an asshole.

11.03.2026 22:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This generated some discourse, so to clarify, I don’t consider myself a trans ally.

I respect trans people, because they are children of God made in His image; human beings who have inherent rights; and Americans protected by the constitution.

11.03.2026 22:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

<leaves hospital>

Thank God that’s over

<gets on Broadway Extension at rush hour>

Fuck.

11.03.2026 21:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Didn’t even make it to the highway before it was gone.

11.03.2026 21:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Daddy needs his aspartame sweetie.

11.03.2026 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank the little 8lb 6oz baby Jesus that I left a Diet Coke in the car for just this eventuality.

11.03.2026 21:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Another successful trip navigating the hell that is Oklahoma Children’s

11.03.2026 21:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why would Kamala Harris do this to us

11.03.2026 19:57 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0