At the bar earlier I got to hear a friend tell the true story of how one time Demi Moore "rubbed her cooter on [his] leg."
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At the bar earlier I got to hear a friend tell the true story of how one time Demi Moore "rubbed her cooter on [his] leg."
I'm constantly shocked by how insane the cereal mascots look these days; the little cinnamon toast guys look like they're on bath salts
There a post credits scene?
Walked out halfway through
Standard Stephen King cast of characters
Main(e) guy (writer)
Old black man (wisdom)
Waitress (poor but dignified)
Joker guy (least funny person in book)
Non-supernatural bad guy (conservative, cartoonishly racist)
Little kid (psychic)
Wife (dead)
Monster (scary!)
I was involved in a conversation about jazz fusion at a bar last night with no less than four other middle aged men and somehow not one of us had a ponytail.
youtu.be/87-WlhWwLBo?...
Or if it dips. Goddamn autocorrect
I live in Louisiana: people here ransack the grocery store if it rips below 40
I used to hate-listen to a lot of talk radio, and I started hearing warfighter around 2020, but Hegseth is the first actual official I've heard trying to mainstream it. Super stupid.
What if the sick woman in the Bible went to touch the hem of Christ's garment and they were JNCOs
Scooter I'm not so sure
A song for Ash Wednesday & its message of termination: Waits' ghastly falsetto, the piano tolling slow as churchbells; the swelling and receding of the saxophone as inexorable as breathing, as inexorable as the end of breathing
The young folks will never understand the chokehold this guy had on the country charts for about half a decade
I know it's a regional thing, but I weep for Dunkin people who've never had Southern Maid.
Facebook Memories: The Time I Met Meatman (left)
A fun thing to do: attend a seminar. A less-fun thing to do: attend a scimitar.
Dude is oldest and fatherless. He's going to take his time to pay you back
Did I call it or what
Goodwill Treasure
The guy in the back just wanted to go home and listen to Brighten the Corners
These snippets cannot be brief enough
It was actually a pretty heinous and controversial act that's shook up the metropolis
"Georgie Creamer" sounds like the name of, like, the drummer for Humble Pie. A real former-member-of-Deep Purple-ass name
It's a quote from the president
More bar scrawlz
