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07.03.2026 06:29
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Hey girl wanna come back to mine and have some...
Praying for this poor soul caught up in all of this 😓😓😓
Lowkey crazy that the sentence "I can't wait to get home tonight to watch the brand new episodes of both Scrubs and Survivor!" could be said in both 2006 and 2026.
I'm a millennial but this will come across as a Boomer take BUT I don't like when Gen Z co workers walk around the office with airpods in. It's rude to me for some reason! What are you listening to? What it I have a witty quip whilst in the office kitchen? Who will hear it??? Grubs.
Penny shaking hands with a genocidaire, Tanya silent on police violence in her electorate. Like, it wasn't that long I ago I considered them borderline cool.
Whilst not at all surprising, the ease and quickness in which Labor have gone full mask-off into outright villainy is unnerving.
"Social cohesion is a scam, a strategy employed by the powerful to delegitimise and suppress the voices of the less powerful... If you are othered by powerful groups, you become the victim of cohesion, not the beneficiary; what you get from social cohesion is a punch from an armed official."
This bits pretty fucking telling isn't it? Jewish Australians head of state is Sam Mostyn not Isaac fucking Herzog.
ARE YOU NOT SOCIALLY COHESED??!!??
It wasn’t impossible - the cops where there to incite violence. And Albanese (and everyone else) knew this would happen and he let it.
When a car stops for you at a pedestrian crossing it's like, great, ANOTHER person obsessed with me jfc
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I knew it
Fuck off! I didn't even download you? This doesn't even make sense! Be gone from me vile app!!!
Hahahaha I want to die
Smoked salmon? Boring. Outdated. Not very Gen Z. Introducing: Vaped Salmon. Comes in all your favourite flavours. Blackberry Ice. Tutti Frutti. Classic cigarette. The kids love it!
The first Now You See Me movie was hands down the worst movie I've ever seen in theatres. Boggles the mind they've made three of them!
Anzac Day is about losing money! For the troops! And beer obviously, also for the troops!
What are the rules here on Blue sky re: posting about wishing for a painful death to, oh let's say, a British children's book writer? I'm still new here.
I reckon I can: "shzcooooooooommmm"
Easy
I bet this new season of Black Mirror hits hard if you're stupid.
In Brisbane for work. Every fucking person here is walking around with a Boost Juice in hand. This city is never beating the "stuck in 2005" allegations.
Probs not allowed to say it but there's surely a non-zero amount of votes the Libs will lose purely based on how fucked up Peter Dutton looks. Just a truly horsehit mug on him. Christ!
It's just another
There's something disconcerting about seeing a grown adult sucking down a yoghurt pouch. It awakens some dormant "getting dacked in the quad at recess" vibes that I don't enjoy. Baby calf motherfuckers, have some self-respect.
Real estate chuds who work on the floor below me got into the lift and said to me "must be nice to be able to work in shorts" and I said "everyday is dream" whilst deadpan and then we didn't speak until they got off.
The most sinister evil character you've ever seen in a dramatic fiction has a pink hued uwu fancam out there on the internet somewhere, I promise you.
The fandomification of consuming entertainment pisses me off. Helena Eagans decrepit old weird dad in Severance is not "baby girl"! He isn't!
If I spent 9 months in space and then came back, I'd just be normal. My muscles would be fine. "It's just floating it doesn't do anything" I'd say as I skipped or perhaps cartwheeled down the spaceship ramp.