thin glizzy

Mr. Beast Strait of Hormuz challenge

[Baseball fan from Skippack, PA who barely pays attention to politics and spends 162 nights a year watching sports] I'm gaslighting!

How do I get a job that is Not Evil

Making the dinner announcement at Davos

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!

I saw a group post this and have to say that it is amazing.

I can't compete with this.

Collecting my child's ravaged corpse from a crater

It was a mistake on their computer actually. The missile. AI they said. Yeah the computer messed up somehow. So all in all just one of those things. Time to move on.

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

to me it rocks that this company that has never come within light-years of making money and has a bad product with zero practical use cases is the pivot point of the global economy because a bunch of embarrassing Burning Man dorks just decided it should be

His mind

He’s running for reelection this year lol. He’s a Good Old Boy, and in RI, that’s all that matters.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Lou Holtz at a desk in a chair with his signature above him, caption below says "I go to the funeral."

Lou Holtz at a desk in a chair with his signature above him, caption below says "I want to be the corpse"

Looks like Lou Holtz's dream came true

Unironically

We don't have the industrial capacity to build enough missiles but we do have the ability to put all of Iran's launch sites on the blockchain, allowing anybody to independently verify and monetize them with the new SCUDCOIN, oops we did a rugpull the value is zero.

There's been a lot of debate within the Democratic establishment about what rhetoric to use via ICE.

Well, an incumbent doesn't lose by 48 percentage points very often—and her vote on collaborating with ICE was the defining issue here.

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

uld you support or oppose abolishing ICE? (%) Somewhat or strongly supportNot sureSomewhat or strongly oppose U.S. adult citizens 39 Party ID Democrats 14 Independents 35 Republicans 68

Per The Economist/YouGov, half of Americans support ABOLISHING ICE.

Literally, "abolishing."

yougov.com/en-us/articl...

sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

I don’t think it’s insane, it’s the phones. The average person doesn’t rationalize things as statistics, they respond to things they can see and algorithmic video is full of videos of crime and unruly cities that they interpret as things getting worse because they’re seeing it more on their phones.

Not me hitting the vape and then forgetting to take my meds on a Tuesday

Screenshot of a 3hr old post from the GW Hatchet: “BREAKING: GW sold its Virginia campus to Amazon Data Services, an Amazon subsidiary that manages the company's data centers, for $427 million on Friday. The deed, obtained by The Hatchet, authorizes ADS to develop the campus into a data or information technology center. STORY TK”

GW‘s student newspaper appears to have broken the story that the institution has sold a satellite campus to Amazon to be turned into a data center, which is just about chef’s kiss for the state of American higher education rn

could be worse

Even by cult standards, this is just bonkers.