Johnny McNulty

The war is more over than ever today with the deployment of Marines to, presumably, check how done it is.

Just put the oil in zeppelins, problem solved

My Year as a Degenerate Sports Gambler Practically overnight, America made wagering on a game as frictionless as checking the weather. I was determined to understand the consequences—for my country, and for myself.

I made such wild facial expressions while reading this. Great article, but wow. I don't touch gambling because I would absolutely get addicted. What we are doing is insane.

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

There's not enough gambling. We can do more. If my Kindle knows I've never read Moby Dick before, I should be able to bet on what page characters die. The spread between the harpoon and the whale. Let me put it all on Ishmael.

"Is it possible to be emasculated by Nate Silver? Apparently, yes." This is a quote from McKay Coppins' gambling article in The Atlantic

roses are red,
but I digress,

[in the middle of a collapsing pseudo-republican empire]

"why do the guys here think about Rome so much?"

Peter Thiel definitely knows how he would have stopped the hobbits.

The Florsheim shoe company worked for a century to achieve unprecedented levels of boring. I genuinely feel bad that Trump has chosen them for nonconsensual brand association.

RIP to that little gremlin she is gonna skin his ass alive

“ah well, there’s your problem,” I confidently say as I point to myself

Commodities traders: We are ruthless money machines with no ideological priors; we just take in the best information and make perfect decisions. Cognitive bias is for the weak.

also commodities traders: I'm going to take Donald John Trump at his word that oil is fine now

NYC is go go go, baby! Had a great spring, wrapped it up by noon, achieved summer swamp-ass by EOD.

wow the wind in my leg hair feels amazing

John Lennon doing that stupid walk

Walking away from Omelas like

You gotta hand it to Susie Wiles on the alcoholic personality thing, because there's something very "I think I'm in control of this relapse" about this.

I'm pretty sure the abstract concept of Daylight Savings is in the Epstein Files.

[tucking polo shirt into sweatpants]

"Let's do this."

ARE THE ANIMANIACS OKAY

Social media is a turn based strategy game. You have 100 posts left to benevolently manipulate public opinion and solve all of Earth’s problems. If you fail, humanity is doomed and it’s all your fault. You are history’s fulcrum

And we love the falconer, don't we folks? The falcon, maybe not so much. Doesn't listen to the falconer. Says he can't hear him! Don't believe it. He'd listen to me, though. I'd make him listen. Falconer could be tougher, much tougher, on the falcon. We'll toughen him up, won't we?

Maybe I should make Marco the falconer. Marco, would you like that? The falcon would hear him, and it will be in big trouble if it doesn't, let me tell you.

The gyre is a far left hoax. They say "oh, it's widening, it's widening!" It's not widening. Maybe we should, though. Maybe we should widen it.

Expert on bad here: this is bad.

I will also say that it’s a bit wild to me that no press freedom organization or professional journalistic association has tried to contact me or even put out a statement here.

I mean Jesus Christ. A little solidarity from institutions would be nice here!

Congratulations!

CHOTINER: You said you would do the laundry last night.

ME: Tremendous progress is being made. The hamper is practically empty.

CHOTINER: Are you telling me you did the laundry?

ME: I'm saying we've made progress.

CHOTINER: Is that because there are wet clothes sitting in the washer?

ME: ...

Thoughts & prayers to the EPA :(

Almost like there's a link between being stupid enough to support Trump's war and being stupid enough to take Chotiner's call.

The strike? Based on a feeling. The feeling? Based on a fact. The fact? Actually an idea. That idea? Albert Einstein.