When I see that poster, all I see is "Waunakee is such a boring shithole that they don't even have any interesting non-AI pictures of it".
Please pass that on to them.
I see what you’re getting at: put the portable hole in the bag of holding. The resulting explosion carves a second, even larger strait for ships to travel through.
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Now that's ingenuity! Get this man an opera house!
This is exactly the sort of laser-sharp focus on issues that matter that have made the Liberal Democrats a political party that exists.
That young lady’s name? Joanne Fabricated-Nonexistent.
Yet another poll that reveals about 13% of voters want a Conservative government led by Mark Carney.
Brad: 13%
Ford: 29%
Orwell. Atwood. Pak.
It’s just nice seeing the Brian Scalabrine of F1 doing what he loves.
First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her
My facade of appearing to know just enough, it has fallen.
“The term “know” or “knows” means to have actual knowledge or to have acted in willful disregard.”
You know, knowing something by not knowing it.
It feels like “willful disregard” is going to do a lot of work that should already be done by other consumer protection statues, no?
Chip Zdarsky’s got you covered.
[looking up from a bowl of bracelet stew] Solved problem, Adam.
Remember to go in with positivity. They want *you* in the running (enough to burn a second work day on it).
Make sure to ask what your role looks like once you’re there, and what your future team is like. Get a sense of how you’ll fit and what you will do to make the team better.
“First” implies there was anything else in the preview. It seems you got a different version than I did, maybe.
Big Trouble in Little China makes so much sense when you look at it as an entire movie about an action hero’s idiot sidekick.
I won’t rest until we’ve got “Bluesky Trends” trending.
Counterpoint: but what if you never go downtown and don’t care if the city looks like a pigsty? (This is called the “Holyday philosophy”.)
People want something very simple: to get cheap concert tickets and never experience new things. These £20 shows could be anything, man. How do you know the band isn’t going to suck? Or pull out crossbows and start firing randomly? Or be your brand new life-changing favorite? Wait scratch that one.
Please at least tell me the shows were free, because it sounds like having an optional tip jar in the room would be overcharging.
I regret to inform you this is genuinely an argument in some schools of theory.
…is a sign that you are using a far-right virtue signalinator.
I will *not* have my one remaining hobby ruined, sir.
Science fiction author: In my book I invented the cocaine potato as a cautionary tale
The cool kids, snorting potato flakes with a rolled up twenty: whatever dorkwad
No worries! This is the Silly Jackanapes Doing Their Little Posts website *and* the People Saying Incredibly Awful Things In Complete Sincerity website simultaneously, and there are times you can’t tell which one someone posted from.
To read this skeet in the form of a much better, much more witty, Nebula Award-winning short story, please refer to Isabel J. Kim’s “Why Don’t We Just Kill the Kid in the Omelas Hole”.
Wake up, you stupid chaperone, there’s an audience you’re ignoring.
You’re willing to throw the entire city of Omelas under the bus for some sort of Omelas child purity test, you monster. Unlike me, who cares more about the Omelas child than you. And also will never volunteer to take their place.
(No, I will not remove the Omelas child flag from my profile.)
