Andrew Wilkie

Daily Mail Headline: Pupils' drawings could be blasphemous under Islamic law, Labour councils tell schools - while music and dance classes may go against the teachings of Islam

Oh boy! What a headline...

Ask yourself:

"What am I being asked to believe?"

"Who am I being told to blame?"

Take a few seconds to imagine what the Daily Mail (And Telegraph, GB News and Express) WANT you to think is going on.

Let's see what's ACTUALLY happening...🧵

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⬆️ This is the most important point.

I have genuinely been thinking this ever since the post-Fulham press conference.

I feel like she thinks we're too thick to know what a missile is, so she needs to explain that they're like arrows. And the launcher is like an archer. FFS.

Walking down to the high road. A lot of them.

Which pub?

I'm not sure IPSO does confirm the story was 'completely fabricated'. It confirms that the pictures were stock, one detail was inaccurate and the publication had 'lost confidence' in the story. And it took too long to apologise. It confirms nothing of how the story came about in the first place.

Not Stoke but nearby ... my second worst awayday ever was Port Vale in the fa cup in the late 80s. We lost. It rained. Heavily.

I mean ... we might get a result at Stoke!

Yesterday changed my mind about this. I don't think those players have the heart. I think they've given up, have no confidence, are waiting to leave at the end of the season, and this manager giving out 'hard truths' at press conferences probably isn't going to help.

Woodpecker!

Well ... I'm sure he knows what he's doing...!

I mean, it's possible he could play a back 4 with van de ven at left back, but.....

Emergency update: US and Israel strike Iran; Khamenei reported dead - with Amos Harel Jonathan is joined by military analyst Amos Harel to assess the latest Israeli and US strikes against Iran — and what may come next. Together they examine the logic behind the operations, the degree…

Channel 12 ... pca.st/episode/0eca...

Ah brilliant thank you!

What's the radio prog?? I'd love to listen to this.

I tried it once. I was talking to it and it kept interrupting me in a smarmy voice.

"...and there's been another arrest for misconduct in public office but for who Chris Kamara?"

Damn you nicked my exact prediction.

OMG

You can walk up walls in those shoes like spiderman

Wolves have posted a compilation video on their official TikTok of Arsenal players wasting time last night when they score was 2-1.

No.

What's with all the apples??? #COYS #THFC

This dance floor is dancing to Gimme Gimme Gimme by Abba and I'm just feeling terribly sad about Kulusevski. I pray he returns to his former glory. #COYS #THFC

I just asked it. It said 'Bournemouth's Antoine Semenyo'.

⬆️ This.

If we finish 16th, though....

The one reason I'd like this appointment is I'd really like to see Poch managing Romero. That could be special.

I'm not interested in the emotional nostalgia stuff.

I expected it after West Ham. I don't like all the nastiness directed at Frank from people on this channel. This is the toxic stuff in our club.