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25 || They/it || D(M)V || πŸ”žno minorsπŸ”ž boywife of @shockwavu.bsky.social space systems engineer πŸš€πŸ›°πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€ t.me/AriesSilvae

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Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!"

Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!"

But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

10.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 3380 πŸ” 696 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2
Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/

11.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 1370 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 20
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

11.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 11162 πŸ” 2473 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 29
opossum hanging on tail

opossum hanging on tail

Hang in there!

Acrylic on canvas board 30x40 cm for #Gdakon
#opossum #furryart #art #traditional #wildlife

11.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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πŸ‡

11.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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What he dancin' to?

10.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 377 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 1036 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
My sona with his digitigrade knees out. He says: β€œYou scared of my knees? My paws? My dirty nasty animalistic traits? You gonna cry about it after u cum?” with an evil grin.

My sona with his digitigrade knees out. He says: β€œYou scared of my knees? My paws? My dirty nasty animalistic traits? You gonna cry about it after u cum?” with an evil grin.

Discourse demon

11.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 5334 πŸ” 1356 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2
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hey

09.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 416 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
11.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 15823 πŸ” 4146 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 36
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omnia suffert

10.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 786 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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🐢🚫

10.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 11257 πŸ” 2178 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 8
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testing out a new lineart brush

11.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

idc. my opinion is absolute. happy birthday tiny bunny

10.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you are a small woman

09.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wow my first + last is 8 letters you're clowning on me

09.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you've always struck me as a gay medium cat

09.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday !!! :ooo

09.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#pixelart

06.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 2156 πŸ” 606 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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What can I say, a cat can't resist a box πŸͺŸ

Thank you to Ling Ling for this excellent setup at #DCFM

πŸ“Έ: @linglingfennec.bsky.social

#fursuit #fursuitfriday #fourofthem

06.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday !!!!!

09.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
two panel greyscale comic, referencing part of a comic by scott mcloud.
panel 1: my sona, a simplified white cartoon owl, talking, ”that’s why i decided to draw myself in such a simple style.”
panel 2: my sona continues, ”would you have listened to me if i looked like this??”, and is now drawn more like a realistic owl with big staring eyes

two panel greyscale comic, referencing part of a comic by scott mcloud. panel 1: my sona, a simplified white cartoon owl, talking, ”that’s why i decided to draw myself in such a simple style.” panel 2: my sona continues, ”would you have listened to me if i looked like this??”, and is now drawn more like a realistic owl with big staring eyes

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#owlsona #comic #artmeme

09.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 233 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

wake up babe I have a slice of turkey for you <3

09.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one of the best parts of the dog boy husband and dog boywife union is that you get to feed each other meds hidden in deli meat every morning

09.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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DOG CAFE πŸ•βœ¨

07.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 5569 πŸ” 1358 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 9
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The Hookup

27.11.2023 17:19 πŸ‘ 2238 πŸ” 584 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8

Hey ; Sincerely enjoyed your porno pictures . I am going to emit some kind of cream

07.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 648 πŸ” 155 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
text "someone's cow just fell asleep in my lap???" with a cow asleep in their lap while they sit in a grass pasture on a clear sunny day

text "someone's cow just fell asleep in my lap???" with a cow asleep in their lap while they sit in a grass pasture on a clear sunny day

06.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will crawl over two miles of broken glass to vote for a rough around the edges drug slinging socialist over yet another 87 year old neolib corpse

05.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

❌ my parents are problematic and out of touch
βœ… my parents are ragebaiting me

05.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0