Midwest FurFest uses a lottery, doesn't it?
Midwest FurFest uses a lottery, doesn't it?
That and the animated flashback is filmed live-action?
A moderate and reasonable amount of homo
Wait, Nigel Farage?
The Brexit guy?
Is UK public opinion that Brexit has been a success?
["Aqualung" riff]
๐ต Adam AlvaRADO ๐ต
My cousin Geoffrey is doing okay with his Macy's deal, but, man, it's nothing like the old days.
It's possible they'll keep me for the jury even if they know I'm aware of, and believe in, jury nullification? Huh.
When Branch 4645 member Noah Wygal smelled smoke & heard cries for help on his route, he didn't hesitate to help. Drawing on his experience as a volunteer firefighter, he stayed calm & extinguished the blaze with nothing but two milk jugs & quick thinking, saving a woman trapped in her apartment.
Yay!!
His nose and his ears are so far apart they're in different time zones.
@travelswithbrindle.bsky.social "The Number One Song in Heaven (Cervine Cover)"
IT Guy Warns Employees Not To Trust Emails He Sends After A Few Drinks
IT Guy Warns Employees Not To Trust Emails He Sends After A Few Drinks https://theonion.com/it-guy-warns-employees-not-to-trust-emails-he-sends-after-a-few-drinks/
Did the board think no horse had carried a human rider faster than 15 mph by then?
Jerry: "To the *studs*?"
George: "To the studs, Jerry!!"
[No audible dialogue]
in high school I had a friend named Anu and one of my friends texted me that she's going to "anus house" and it demonstrated the importance of punctuation
That censor tho... ๐๐
Safest staircase ever.
Related: when two states agree on the definition of their border but dispute where that border is, because it depends on how much the river has moved.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mex...
Are you saying you bought the Mississippi River?
youtu.be/JKsCZH3MGZI
This week on The Pitt
I wonder which of these the participants believe is bigger: a quarter or a half.
"A.I. is here to stay."
Yeah, well, so is COVID-19. That doesn't make it a good thing or obligate me to pursue it.
GMOs in food, maybe?
[To the tune of "Raspberry Beret"]
He had a
๐ต THREE HOUR DELAY ๐ต
Because you're all the way down there. (Then again, everyone is all the way down there relative to me.)
You mean it missed most of his brainstem, right?
AT
ATDP3683888
I guess dogs just feel more liberated today.