TrashMarine

i am entirely open to using military equipment as a basis for new measurements tbh lemme say i'm nine M2 ammo cans tall

There are people calling whats happening in Iran "Epstein's war" and genuinely, I don't know how you draw the conclusion that the two are related.

What the US is doing in Iran is a favour to Israel. This has nothing to do with Epstein.

harrowing developments today

there is an egg-like smell of unknown origin permeating within the bedroom, and im beginning to believe the cause is one of my cats having shat in a yet unlocated corner of the room

cropped thumbnail from the YouTube video "Why the Katy Perry/Flame lawsuit makes no sense" by Adam Neely. While the original thumbnail says "you can't own the minor scale!", the cropped version simply says "you can't own the minor"

promising results from the "cropping youtube thumbnails to make them worse" department of TrashMarine Enterprises

so many people saying "ooh look at my hot take" and the take is just being factually incorrect in spite of empirical research

mark my words:

E Gadd will be in the Mario Galaxy Movie in some capacity

wikipedia screenshot from the article "list of last words (20th century)" "On the contrary!" - Henrik Ibsen, Norwegian playwright (23 May 1906), to his maid, who had said his health was improving

okay UPDATE on this: i am formally bumping ktp down in the ranking because i went back in the albums thread and she called Dirt by AIC "long and uninteresting"

the patented TrashMarine "dont diss my goat" ranking schema remains undefeated - marlo in serious contention for #1 poaster oat

BRING BACK COOL LAST WORDS

the entire wikipedia list of last words (21st century) is so SAD where are the COOL ones

JACK DANIEL'S LAST WORDS WERE "One last drink, please" OKAY WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE???

reading the wikipedia lists of last words and wow

so thats why americans like saying "lets roll"

said it once and i'll say it again: marloposts are in contention for best posts on the site. in ranking with KTP, mox, disc-horse etc

everybody is out of the house today so im singing obnoxiously loud while i still can

sometimes i look at myself in the mirror and i cant help but feel like i'm locking eyes with someone who will one day look upon the cold, unflinching stare of death itself and run sobbing into it's frail and boney arms, believing in earnest that it takes me out of mercy and not obligation

currently wondering where all the other homelands are in tuckers eyes

i fucked up again so now im out here cranking the volume on my headphones and listening to That's Life

surely that'll make sure i dont fuck up again right thatll work

bleeding from my face

again

screenshot of the official Chiitan liking one of my recent posts, alongside 4 other people who also liked it

Chiitan?

ohyea happy womens day to those who women

just saw a crashed car on a trailer with an "MLP motorsport" livery on it

the fuck are those ponies up to now

to whoever just recommended Modest Mouse to me on youraislopbores.me, please know i'm downloading the discog and will be listening when i'm able

question and answer from youraislopbores.me "is it just me or is being the AI way more fun than asking the questions" "Great question! No <3 The machine is a desolate and soulless hellscape that nobody wishes to be trapped in anymore. Enjoy humanity! T"

NOT WHAT I MEANT

screenshot of a question and response from the "ai". "thoughts on the band Alice In Chains? I'm listening to Bleed The Freak rn" "Wow you sound like a freak listening to a song like that. Alice in chains is a band for posers, are you a poser? Sure sounds like it to me. Listen to some actually good music."

I need to have this person shot dead in the bronx

screenshot of the website that reads as follows: become the machine you have 60 seconds to fulfill a request before sam altman burns H100 +1 credit per prompt credits max out at 5 no work yet. check back later :(

ugh i want a JOB gimme WORK

sliced my left thigh open today lmao i am not good at this whole "fine motor control" thing

is suicide an option

All I'm saying is:

If you gave me a loaded gun and trapped me in a room with Adolf Hitler and Liam Gallagher, Hitler would leave the room unscathed.

a young man wearing headphones and a blue hoodie is looking at the camera . Alt: gif of IShowSpeed being very pissed off at something

rough gif approximation of how i've been feeling this past week

Can we normalize Sega Dreamcasts?

all in favour of content warnings most of the time for shit like gore, SA, torture etc

"cw// capital letters" on the other hand son im crine 😭