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My Zoe-Called Life

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i'm an easily distractable trans girl who flings creative profanity at computers for a living and basks in shitposts most of the rest of the time πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ she/her, bi, poly if you know me IRL you might want to follow me on something else instead

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transition mΓ‘s

11.05.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
22.04.2025 14:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The entire CDC lead program has been eliminated.

Lead exposure can lead to many issues including anemia & irreversible brain damage in young children.

It was <10 years ago we learned that 99,000 people in Flint Michigan had been exposed.

If only eliminating programs eliminated the risk.

11.04.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 960 πŸ” 380 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 39

thank you president deals. without you any given item would not triple in price, which we n eed. for economy

02.04.2025 20:33 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

i'm truly looking forward to being lectured and scolded by cis white liberals in 2026 about how crucially important that election is, why am I not so excited to vote Dem, is my lack of enthusiasm a sign that I actually support Republicans? Did I know Republicans hate trannies????

21.03.2025 15:36 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there's the Sarah McBride transsexuals and the Chelsea Manning transsexuals

05.12.2024 17:32 πŸ‘ 1533 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 5

I ate real food today for the first time in way too long and it was the best ever. I missed salt so much!

09.03.2025 05:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

same tbh, but dnb

09.03.2025 05:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

seconded on the skirt. where'd you find it?

16.02.2025 21:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cis folks, check on your trans friends right now. I don't ever think I've seen this many friends in crisis. It's beyond anything I ever imagined. We're not ok.

30.01.2025 02:07 πŸ‘ 2666 πŸ” 473 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 24
some wok-fried eggs with chili crisp and soy sauce on them. the edges are crispy and browned, but the yolks and some of the whites are super runny. they're on top of a couple pieces of toast.

some wok-fried eggs with chili crisp and soy sauce on them. the edges are crispy and browned, but the yolks and some of the whites are super runny. they're on top of a couple pieces of toast.

the toast has been closed around the eggs, forming a delicious sandwich. yolk is running down the sides.

the toast has been closed around the eggs, forming a delicious sandwich. yolk is running down the sides.

best I can do is the chili crisp fried eggs I made yesterday

28.01.2025 17:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

he's a very good boy, even when he's being a shithead.

28.01.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a yellow dog with one ear flopped down, lying on his donut bed. he's got his front paws splayed out to his sides and is staring into the camera. his tongue is sticking out of his mouth about an inch. he is a goofus.

a yellow dog with one ear flopped down, lying on his donut bed. he's got his front paws splayed out to his sides and is staring into the camera. his tongue is sticking out of his mouth about an inch. he is a goofus.

Barkus would like some scrambled eggs please

28.01.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Companies with robust and effective DEI programs are more profitable. DEI enhances shareholder value. Period.

23.01.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh wait that's the board from Tony Hawk: Shred, which has gyroscopes instead of accelerometers.

which means that it actually works at all in any way rather than being the most frustrating thing imaginable.

21.01.2025 21:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh - oh no. I worked on this game and am so sorry.

21.01.2025 14:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A scribble loved universally

31.08.2024 12:53 πŸ‘ 463 πŸ” 133 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7
A magic wand style toy labeled "VIM a lighter rumblier quieter wand"

A magic wand style toy labeled "VIM a lighter rumblier quieter wand"

a sex toy so good, you won't be able to quit

24.12.2024 01:56 πŸ‘ 349 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 3

@safety.bsky.app @pfrazee.com @hailey.at
Do we have any guesses on when self-tagging text posts can become a thing? Just shaking my head at a tattoo healing pic getting tagged self harm when an actual conversation about that sensitive topic CAN'T be tagged aside from hoping others have mute words on

03.01.2025 06:46 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's extremely hard to convey to the average cis person just how bad the harassment of trans people on social media has gotten and how aggressively we're targeted, because if you've not been on the receiving end of it for years, you can't really grasp how relentless it is, and how isolating it is.

09.12.2024 11:22 πŸ‘ 4935 πŸ” 1224 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 59

Since Bluesky won’t act simply out of human decency, I’ll just frame this as β€œid never consider spending a single dollar on Bluesky while Jesse Singal is active here.” The creep’s gotta go!

09.12.2024 16:30 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

btw β€œjust block them” is how you deal with 50 follower troll accounts not people that have swayed international opinion on your access to medication

07.12.2024 14:50 πŸ‘ 1950 πŸ” 595 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6

achievement unlocked: used lube for plumbing (like actual plumbing)

07.12.2024 23:09 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TRANSLATION GUIDE:

hey - hey
heyyy - i want to have sex with you
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heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night

05.12.2024 23:47 πŸ‘ 465 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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My thoughts on the assassination of the UnitedHealth CEO and the left's unfortunate need to celebrate acts of barbarism.

04.12.2024 20:25 πŸ‘ 1309 πŸ” 302 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 45

saaaaame πŸ’•

05.12.2024 06:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's time!

05.12.2024 05:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0