Stevie

Yeah, it's always fuck Target in this house. I don't miss spending more money than I intended to on shit I didn't need.

Cursed!

I swear it's okay to say Hi and ask your question in the same message. I swear. Look:

"Hi, Stevie. I'm gonna be a little late."

See how easy that is?

If I speak...😐

So weird to me when they have people in the self checkout grab you stuff, scan it for you, push the buttons on the screen, etc. Home Depot literally has nothing but self checkout, but they have people... Doing the self checkout for you.

Like now I gotta go back to sleep and wake up again to start fresh.

Happy birthday to your sis!

I'm laughing scrolling through the tl and clocking everyone who saw that same shit.

I miss being able to sleep in.

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This man had a bio that said "your ancestors are closer than they appear" but up here first thing on a Saturday showing his booty hole. Please!

Immediately followed!

Hell nah. Are we fr right now?

Solidarity!

Mass. close to reaching 'no kill' animal shelter status Best Friends Animal Society says if 300 more dogs and cats are adopted this year in Massachusetts, it'll become what the organization refers to as a "no kill" state. That means at least 90% of shelter...

Best Friends Animal Society says if 300 more dogs and cats are adopted this year in Massachusetts, it'll become what the organization refers to as a "no kill" state. That means at least 90% of shelter animals get adopted.

Casually strolling to that kit about to put in some WORK!

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"I..." hiccup "am doing" 😭 "the work"... 🙄

She is so fine.

"Lazy thinking is what collapses countries" yoooooo 🎯

Well, happy birthday, fellow Pisces. Mine was yesterday.

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My berfday is tomorrow!

Survival instincts 100. 😆

Classic. Need to show this to my kid.

They shooting army helicopters down with rocket launchers over there?

Like I don't know *what's* going on outside at this point. Surprises will be had.

Safe travels!

Why they name that man Devonte? And why was he like "I didn't know she was a woman of color..." and made it sound like it was a strange, exotic things?

I want to give Kevan a swirlie. Dude is whack. I mean Tyler is kinda a red flag herself, but man...

Also, Emma lying to her second telling him he's her first is diabolical. She knows he's gonna see this eventually, right?