you wake up. it is 2007. you are wearing urine starched cargo shorts and a tshirt depicting the tazmanian devil cartoon character in a b-boy stance. you are the number one xbox 360 achievment hunter in the world. gamepro magazine is on the horn, want to fly you down to vegas to meet carmen elektra
08.03.2026 00:25
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Warsofsky, on what #SJSharks can learn from Sabres' pace: "Sometimes, we think we're working hard, but that's a whole 'nother level. [That] team works. They skate, they skate to close, they skate in all 3 zones. They skate with the puck to get on the attack."
Says Sabres' pace like Avs, Lightning
11.03.2026 02:28
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Masterton at the very least for 26
11.03.2026 02:03
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Folks I welcome any and all bandwagoners for the Sabres letβs see how far this goes the team is FUN
11.03.2026 01:54
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How good has Zucker been lately, my goodness
10.03.2026 23:14
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When's the PP over
10.03.2026 23:24
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Hunks!
10.03.2026 23:21
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IM GOING QUINNSANE
10.03.2026 23:14
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How good has Zucker been lately, my goodness
10.03.2026 23:14
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2 Great Danes hanging out
Found some more dogs
10.03.2026 20:00
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#GnomonDinersClub
Cronenburger
Canadian-American extreme body modification restaurant chain inspired by David Cronenberg's 1981 film Scanners.
youtube.com/watch?v=KYEO...
youtube.com/watch?v=eejA...
10.03.2026 18:41
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Big goons in a video game energy
10.03.2026 11:51
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shoebill stork with the tip of his beak around the beak of a plushie shoebill stork. a keeper is handing the plushie to him
he has touyπππππππ
05.03.2026 17:34
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IT'S TUESDAY.
I DON'T KNOW.
01.04.2025 14:31
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Alex Trebeck from Jeopardy!
Filled with cream, yes. You have control of the board.
10.03.2026 05:17
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cadbury eggs
10.03.2026 03:27
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ACAB does NOT include this guy
09.03.2026 23:27
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I worked in the mall and got so good at playing this on my lunch breaks I could beat this (and Marvel vs Capcom)
10.03.2026 00:19
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It says it right there
09.03.2026 22:12
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How many times can I vote for you
sage. Take them all theyβre yours
09.03.2026 22:05
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 62% full.
09.03.2026 20:06
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huh, weird; spent all yesterday - international womenβs day! - dming women on here to let them know how much i, one of the good guys, appreciate them, and now lots have blocked me?
so much for βallyshipβ :(
09.03.2026 19:47
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On the warpath, baby. Join us or get outta the way
09.03.2026 18:10
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jims
@jims.bsky.social
in a groundbreaking, world-first surgery, the two wolves inside my large adult son have been successfully euthanized. he now exists within a never-before imagined frame of morality; operating under ethics free of our lupine duality. what will he do now? i hope he convinces his mother to take me back
10:51 AM β’ Feb 19, 2026
09.03.2026 13:06
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker and Geordi, in uniforms red and gold, meet at a Enterprise corridor intersection. Riker is *very* tall. You don't always see it, but here facing and compared to Geordi, sheesh he's a tall drink of water. Anyways, his hair's a bit messy. Closed caption reads, "I'm having trouble waking up."
09.03.2026 16:30
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βWhy havenβt you finished the game?β
βI just keep replaying the Jill Hennessy partsβ
09.03.2026 15:06
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A game we will certainly be talking about for a long, long time! π€©
09.03.2026 14:05
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That's where I keep the amontillado
09.03.2026 03:00
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