BigNoseGirl

Genuinely thought this was just heathcliff. Schmooly you tapped in so hard

TODAY.

I heard they’re greebling cigarettes to appeal to star wars fans

GREEBLING thank you bidge

Cnc router setting is what i call it when i unknowingly sit on a bidet and it routes its jets into my ass

Whats it called when you put random pipes and vents and plate textures on something to make it look more sci-fi? Nerreling? Girbeling?

I know like!!! Leave it alone!!!!!!! It upset me a lot

I remember this one. It made me feel sick and sad! I think I was like 75% sure it was fake when I saw it in elementary school

A four panel comic in the Galleria Miscellania series First panel: a person is walking up to a bar door with a bouncer standing in front of it. The bouncer says “Hey, man. You got your id on you?” Second panel: low angle view of the person showing the bouncer their ID, the bouncer’s hand is prominent in the frame and twitching. The bouncer says “Not that id.” Third panel: the bouncer is ripping open the person’s cranium revealing their brain. The bouncer is peering inside it. Fourth panel: the person’s skull snaps back into place. Tje bouncer is directing the person to the bar door. The bouncer says “Right, you’re good! Need more ego to balance out your impulses, tho!”

Galleria Miscellania
Your id, please.

All that… just to get a ride to buffalo exchange……….

Wait… is that why you were rubbing your hands and laughing evilly when we hung out… i thought i was just being really funny and maybe you were cold

She’s an empath like that

Okay thats just freaking cool tho is the thing. That’s just bad ass. She can walk on water with that surface tension

Man I replied to a completely different comment than I meant. This is a mess. Tear it down. Tear it all down.

Not to bounce on its own dick, i mean mine. I mean uh someone elses

I didn’t want to say it but i was looking at the squatting image you sent and i was like. Hum… hmmmm.. so a dick AND knees to bounce on it huh

I was right to say this

YOU GET IT. SO YOU GET IT, IS THE THING

It doesn’t hurt. I think there are better non-human noises. Also. So. did we not all feel kinda weird about the gekkos when we saw them when we first saw them as kids or…

Okay so im learning new things about myself tonight

Feet should look like they’re made out of steel plating and rebar and maybe have like heat sinks that expel hot steam when they get overheated 🥵

Cartoon toes are too soft and squishy. You hit them with a hammer and they get all red and swollen. You should be able to hit a foot with a hammer and nothing happens. Maybe a few seconds pass and then the hammer cracks in half.

I wonder if any of this has to do with the extensive foot/leg surgeries I’ve had as a kid. Like, I want that shit to be built like a TANK. I want it RIGID.

Are people saving this to jerk off to or for reference?

Yeah, I was like constructing some kind of additional message of “but also there’s something comforting in knowing there are things you don’t understand that people find a wealth of joy in”

Not sad out of a “gah, why can’t I be more of a pervert/foody?!” But more like saddened that there is a meaningful experience I can’t fully interact or engage with.

Kinks are like food where I appreciate all of them and wish I could enjoy all of them, but get sad I come across ones I can’t.