Knight of the Cedar Grove

also telepathic abilities are real but only allow people to tell that I haven't shaved in a bit when they talk to me on the phone

I am trying to be kinder to my trans body and do not believe in fate, however I DO think millions of years of mammalian evolution were intentionally guided towards the creation of facial hair for the express purpose of punishing me.

you're saying it's a good idea to prioritize shallow stations? I'm hearing this for the first time.

they're a consumer cooperative. important distinction I think.

raised but with a big pit in the middle. for the water and the cars.

in 1982 I saw a guy on LSU campus with a sign that said "give peace a chance". he's been awfully silent lately.

it would slay if we could ship oil through yas island

a good compromise, I'm sure all those millionaires will show nothing but gratitude to our state now 🙄

chili's cannot be on stable enough ground for this kinda bs. out of all the boycotts I think this has got to be the easiest lol. maybe a bigger deal if you live in the suburbs but for me it only requires 5 extra minutes to get to the next exit on a road trip pit stop.

I love my job as a war on cars propagandist. every day I get in a big truck, run stop signs, honk and flip off every person I see. then I find an obnoxious place to park, get on my bike, and start smiling, blowing kisses, and handing out tons of money and chocolate.

for the borg, pee IS stored in the balls because it's the most efficient use of that volume

Azshara, an elf from world of Warcraft, underwater, expressing doubt while she's on her last bit of air.

oh, I've never seen anyone talk about this style.

I really love one from the same series. perfect voice for Nzoth, and a wonderful single frame of "Ah, I think I may be fucked."

Adam Savage from Mythbusters

I reject your operational concerns and substitute my own

for the borg, pee IS stored in the balls because it's the most efficient use of that volume

I imagine a thermal exhaust port implant could take care of heat more efficiently than sweat and some sort of storage tank could handle any physical waste before being vaccum tube sucked out while regenerating. so I'd bet on no organic stink, just the smells of hot silicon and latex.

A sheriff wrestles with a protester wearing a helmet, goggles, and a mask for control of a shield in the street outside the Whipple Federal Building outside the Twin Cities.

Protesters wearing helmet, goggles, and masks carry shields outside the Whipple Federal Building outside the Twin Cities.

On March 1, demonstrators converged on the Federal Building outside the Twin Cities, temporarily blockading ICE inside it.

On one side of the building, fifty people established a shield wall. Sheriffs attacked immediately, but they held their ground for almost an hour.

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lol my thought exactly. bad enough with nice neighbors but now you'd get blasted across tik tok as weird chili lady

we need to open up a "house of the future" museum for people to experience single staired, courtyarded utopia

I've seen enough. I'm putting my shoes back on.

waow

what's the minimum amount of bubbles I need to see to keep my sorry ass from walking back to the store

time for another exciting game of "is any of the yeast in the back of my cabinet still alive"

I'm not too far behind you with years-worth of lightly used fry oil.

this is embarrassing but the top of my own thread was about DST in the first place. I have thought about so many boons that I forgot which ones I talked about already.

to me and many my age this is what America is. most of the good was built well before my time and has been consistently broken down for parts ever since. yet simultaneously progress is halted by those clinging to the past.

my whole life the US has been dedicated to little other than bombs and cages

what did I say! even day light savings debate can be remedied by less work.
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unimaginable evil on display. even if the bombs stopped today, generational damage is already being done to Tehran and the people there. I fucking hate this country.

Few among us can imagine our formative years without the presence of a parent in the kitchen. For many of us, this person was mom or grandma, and they poured their time and energy into making lunches and dinners to make sure that the family was fed and happy. However, in the former Soviet Union, there was a time when the pleasure of cooking for oneself and family mealtime was utterly removed from daily life.

lol first article that comes up when googling soviet worker canteens describes them thusly

wha- the color pallet is literally the trans flag in the scene between Peter and MJ