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@andreitaa

Meme queen. Avid reader. Wannabe writer. Self proclaimed hot nerd. Tequila enthusiast. Cat & dog servant. 911 dispatcher (all opinions are my own). Part time gremlin, full time silly goose. I like the wine, not the label πŸ˜ŒπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβ™οΈ

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Latest posts by ✨tequila mockingbird 🧿 @andreitaa

Sometimes I just be flirtin

10.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone tried to smoke RiRi?!

10.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t even know there was a whole new season of Solar Opposites

10.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being disliked by people with ugly spirits is divine protection ✨

27.02.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When they’re tough but you’re their soft spot πŸ₯ΉπŸ’—

27.02.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States
Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States YouTube video by Olympics

I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.

20.02.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 5460 πŸ” 1381 πŸ’¬ 152 πŸ“Œ 323

"But you can't make all those people US citizens"

Why not?

It shouldn't be harder to make people safe and secure in this country than it is to commit crimes against humanity.

21.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 991 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 7

No cheating: your last saved picture of a celebrity is a therapist.

21.02.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rejection wrapped in spirituality? Ew

21.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
21.02.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

β€œI need to get your butt trimmed soon”

21.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWtf are you eating now?!”

21.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Every year I’m reminded that I love Ramadan pet videos

21.02.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
20.02.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
20.02.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry but if I’m out and someone asks me for my Snapchat and not my number I probably won’t give them anything. We are not 12.

20.02.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
18.02.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No tf you don't... I ain't listening to that shit.

18.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Require & deserve* βœ¨πŸ’—

18.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being cared for feels louder than being desired

18.02.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Anyway, I will be returning to being silly until further notice

17.02.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

If it requires me to abandon myself it’s now considered optional

17.02.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being an eldest daughter means I can sense a mood shift from states away and I hate that for me

17.02.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It seems like anyone that wants to commit crimes without accountability is applying for jobs with ICE and they’re being hired. ICE is full of dangerous people that want to hurt people. I don’t want to pay for that.

15.02.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 3488 πŸ” 794 πŸ’¬ 133 πŸ“Œ 23

Bonus points for the baddies of all genders πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

16.02.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s simple. I glance through your recent posts and if I smile or laugh or nod I follow 😌

16.02.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately as an eldest daughter, I am the happiest when I am away from my family.

12.04.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 25

I’m not gonna panic but if you need to crash out and want company I’ll be there silently thinking of solutions to offer ✨if you ask✨ and giving you a safe space to be you

16.02.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway it’s only noon and I’m at work, settle down girl

13.02.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0