POV of a cat sitting across a set table with a plate of spaghetti and a glass of red wine. “You’re so quiet.” “Actually you said something I didn’t like 10 minutes ago so you lost my personality privileges.”
Oop
Imagining in his head Gary has opened a magical portal to fridgeland and is scranning E V E R Y T H I N G
The problem Labour have with winning me back ever is I fucking hate them and I fucking hate every one of their smug prick faces and every time I see one of their smug prick faces it mates me hate them a little bit more and I just long to never see their smug prick faces ever again.
Nae bother
Braver (and soggier) than the troops 🫡
*pulling on my jeans from the 90s* let me at those oil fields, i got dis
Has anyone found a way to get into that Hormuzzy yet
But who's going to pay for the dry cleaning?!
www.paypal.me/BeardedHelmet close to running out of food. I'm sorry to keep asking
Same way round my bit. It fucking reeks in the dry weather
No wonder the BBC won't have him on then
I'm voting Green because I think everyone deserves to have massive norks and Zack Polanski is obviously the man for the job.
Awwwww 😍
If God is omnibenevolent why do I need to take out the bins and it's raining
When he called the wildlife rescue number they immediately warned him not to approach
A friend of a friend saw a badger hit on the road. He went to see if it was alive and it bit him
Churchill might have won the war but he needed a whole army to do it. But a badger will bite fuck out of you with its own personal teeth. Who's hard now?
To say I went into Starfleet Academy with low expectations would be unfair. More accurately they were tempered. I expected it to not appeal to someone in their early 40s, I thought it would be too much teen drama. Suffice to say I was wrong. I balanced the teen drama (with a Star Trek twist)
No man, Jabba will never agree to it
Blast the oil over the Straits with a mega SuperSoaker and catch it in a big bucket floating in the Indian Ocean. Problem. Solved.
There is a whole genre of posts on Twitter right now that is about digging a new Suez canal across that peninsula and I can only assume these people have never done a single physical or practical thing in their life. It's very funny to me.
A better solution would be to simply build a big ramp and have the ships fitted with NOS to jump the gap
Turning the tap on and having calcium coming out. I couldnae live like that
been explaining parts of the war that aren't on the news to my parents and it's quite notable how much that stuff about the US radar sites and so on hasn't cut through. they usually know stuff like this, or at least a news-poisoned version of it that they're sceptical of.
Why the f don't these people just secretly order themselves a second pair the correct size and wear those instead?
Shame Mandy couldn't have done some reverse noncing
Nah
wow this is very disrespectful to badger after the bravery they exhibited in reclaiming toad hall from the weasels idk why you'd want to replace him with nodding dog
you're right. it is easy to criticise keir starmer knowingly appointing a corrupt nonce and close personal friend of jeffrey epstein as ambassador to the united states.
it's super easy to criticise him for that.
"Reverse thinking" sounds like something you'd scold a child for doing. "Why is there jelly on the ceiling? Young lady, you've been doing some reverse thinking!"
