Trump begs for help from other countries with Iran: 'This should be a team effort' President Donald Trump called for international cooperation on Iran policy in a Truth Social post, arguing that securing the Strait of Hormuz should be a collective responsibility rather than falling ...

Trump looking for others to bail him out, AGAIN. Don't expect any acknowledgement, least of all any thanks if you do. www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-2...

I don't know where this is from, or why i can't stop laughing at the stupid thing. I can't look at it without busting a gut. I've finally lost it.

Trump: Many Countries Will Send Warships To Hormuz - Joe.My.God. “Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran’s attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships, in conjunction with the United States of America, to keep the Strait ope...

I thought this goddamned idiot didn't need anybody's help because America is so strong and invincible. Fucking pussy.

www.joemygod.com/2026/03/trum...

Donald Trump Ups His Attacks on The Press and Brags About Destroying Legacy Media Donald Trump hit out at the press two more times Saturday as follow ups to up his late-night rant accusing the "fake news media" of fakery.

Yes, fine examples of that world famous and renowned American courage, all laid out for you to see and marvel at: smoke and mirrors, an empty mansion, fool's gold, American greatness.

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Stewie from 'Family Guy' is getting his own show Stewie Griffin is stepping into the spotlight: The fan-favorite "Family Guy" character is getting his very own spin-off show.

Dead end entertainment for the dead eyed viewers of a dead culture.
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MAGA Men Swindled By AI "Soldier" Selling Feet Pics - Joe.My.God. The Daily Beast reports: An AI-generated “soldier” has apparently swindled scores of MAGA men. The account, “jessicaa.foster,” has amassed 1 million followers on Instagram, funneling massive engagemen...

Ha ha ha ha!!! Todd20036 said:

"Honestly not seeing the swindle

Those MAGAts have about as much chance meeting her even if she wasn’t AI"

No truer words spoken!

www.joemygod.com/2026/03/maga...

Yes, Jeffrey Epstein's Zorro Ranch Trust Won $85 Million in the Oklahoma Lottery Two Days After He Went to Prison, and No One Asked Any Questions. Part One in a Four-Part Series I'm Calling Zorro Ranch: Follow the Money.

WTF!? alisav.substack.com/p/yes-jeffre...

The Most Popular MAGA Influencer Is An AI Model For Foot Fetishists "Jessica Foster" went live on December 14, 2025. Since then, she's been in the Oval Office with Trump, flown an F22 Raptor, and invaded Greenland.

A strange thing to comment on, an AI generated OF foot model with a million followers buying pics, but: These people are fucking losers. The death of shame is the real defining part of these times. I try to be humble and realistic, but these men are so beneath baseline, just mud under the edifice.

Ladies and gentlemen, your president is a flaming imbecile who has nothing but contempt for you, and who is going to bring you all down with him.

DJT: "Iran's Navy is gone, their Air Force is no longer, missiles, drones & everything else are being decimated, & their leaders have been wiped from the face of the earth...We have unparalleled firepower, unlimited ammunition, & plenty of time...Watch what happens to these deranged scumbags today."

U.S. military plane crashes in Iraq as status of crew is unknown, officials said An aerial refueling tanker crashed in Western Iraq, U.S. officials said.

What's going to happen when they lose an aircraft carrier. This is madness.
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A red fox stows away on a cargo ship, traveling from England to US This stowaway truly was sly as a fox. A red fox somehow slipped onto a cargo ship that traveled from Southampton, England, to New York.

The only living creature in England that has any sense at all.
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Sure, just go ahead and let an absolute madman and imbecile ruin the country. Why would anyone want to do anything except wring hands & do nothing while the nation burns to the ground? Got nothing left to lose? Got no ethics, morality or sense left? Sure, just let him destroy it all, and keep quiet

Trump Blasts "Rotten Reporter" After She Calls Out His Lie About 2020 Election Having Been "Rigged" [VIDEO] - Joe.My.God. PBS REPORTER LIZ LANDERS: “Sir, in Arizona, why did the FBI seize election records in that state?” TRUMP: “Well, they probably thought the election was rigged, right?” LANDERS: “It wasn’t rigged, thou...

Here we go! I hope these are cracks starting to form that will lead to an avalanche. Journalists and representatives need to pound these lies back into his face and not relent until he breaks.
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How a White House Prayer Scene Became China’s Funniest Viral Trend — When the Internet Laughs breaking : In today’s hyperconnected world, political theater rarely stays confined to one country. A single moment can cross oceans, languages, and c

What an absolute joke he is to the entire world. It's actually nice to see the Chinese having a sense of humor and taking the piss out of him, unlike the stupid, screeching MAGA chuds (speaking of jokes).
www.indiaherald.com/Breaking/Rea...

China exports surge despite Trump tariffs Official data shows shipments rose by 20% this year with growth in European and other Asia markets.

Now this is fucking hilarious:
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The first lesson of war is ‘know your enemy’ – and Britain’s enemy now is Donald Trump | Simon Tisdall As the Iran disaster escalates, the US president should be seen as an enemy whose actions threaten the lawful, democratic way of life everywhere, says Guardian foreign affairs commentator Simon Tisdal...

"As the Iran disaster escalates, Starmer should treat the US president as someone whose actions threaten the lawful, democratic way of life everywhere"

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

How We’re All Now Paying the Price for the Myth of Trump’s Competence The administration’s war with Iran is setting a mountain of taxpayer dollars on fire every day—mostly because he doesn’t know what he’s doing.

It's OK. It's fine. When it all falls apart, according to what I see in media, everyone in the US can make their way by gambling, or becoming influencers, podcasters, and pop stars. See, no need to worry, stupidity got you into this mess, and it will generously sustain you through it. USA!

Hegseth Spent Billions On Lobster Tails, Recliners And Other Luxuries While the Trump admin. cut essential food and health care for the rest of us...

Where's DOGE when you need it?
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Iran War May Be Fortifying Kim Jong Un's Faith in Nukes Analysts point out that Iran, unlike North Korea, stopped short of making a weapon

Never thought I'd say it, but Norway needs one, Sweden needs one, Canada needs one, Australia, Germany, and anyone else who doesn't want the US interfering in their business. Get them now, and quickly.
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Punching, Slamming, Screaming: A Chef’s Past Abuse Haunts Noma, the World’s Top-Rated Restaurant

Even if I had the means, I would never eat at a place called "Noma",
definition:
Noma is a rapidly progressive, often fatal gangrenous infection of the mouth and face.

Seems appropriately named, though, according to the article.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/d...

Trump Goon Caught Pushing Bogus Oil Tanker Claim White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt admitted that the energy secretary’s post, which was enough to temporarily wipe out million-dollar trades, was not true.

"Donald Trump’s energy secretary briefly sent global oil markets tumbling after posting—and then deleting—a false claim that the U.S. had escorted an oil tanker through the strategically vital Strait of Hormuz as part of the Iran war."

www.thedailybeast.com/trump-goon-c...

Don't forget to stock up on blame-stickers today.

Burgum: US Now Holds $100M Of Venezuela's Gold - Joe.My.God. CNN reports: The United States has received $100 million worth of gold from Venezuela, US Interior Secretary Doug Burgum confirmed, as the Trump administration pointed to a broader push to assert cont...

Just like the Nazis, looting and robbing an invaded country. Jesus. Christ.
www.joemygod.com/2026/03/burg...

NYT: Video Shows US Missile Likely Hit Iranian School - Joe.My.God. The New York Times reports: A newly released video adds to the evidence that an American missile likely hit an Iranian elementary school where 175 people, many of them children, were reported killed. ...

Quote from someone called 'egm' in the article's comment section says it all:
"I can't imagine a child raping ring of thugs caring about bombing children."

www.joemygod.com/2026/03/nyt-...

Rubio Poses With Proud Boys Leader At WH Event - Joe.My.God. The Hill reports: Enrique Tarrio, a far-right activist and former Proud Boys national chair, posted a photo of himself with Secretary of State Marco Rubio taken at the inaugural “Shield of the America...

Look at this little runt Rubio. He's the equivalent of a cold sore given human form.
www.joemygod.com/2026/03/rubi...

Chinese EV maker claims it's engineered the world’s first semi-solid-state EV battery with huge 620-mile range The experimental manufacturing process could one day deliver a vehicle with a 1,000-plus mile range, researchers say.

But remember: drill, baby, drill!

www.livescience.com/technology/e...

Trump accuses Starmer of seeking to 'join wars after we've already won' The remarks come after a public back-and-forth between Trump and Sir Keir Starmer over UK involvement in the US's joint offensive with Israel against Iran.

Old Blighted, America-Upon-Europe humiliated again, dignity lost like their empire. Pathetic. And it doesn't matter, because they have no self-respect left. They'll just keep licking American boots clean, because that's what sustains them. Europe, and especially France, know this truth.