Okay wise guy
11.03.2026 01:17
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Okay wise guy
What are some songs that would be really cinematic to get murdered in the shower to
Did you get one today
i cured my “ADHD” by PAYING ATTENTION and CALMING DOWN
Tonight I watched "Case 39" (2009) which is maybe the best movie to watch if you want to see Bradley Cooper flush bees down the toilet for a long time
instagram still where a lady with blonde hair is making “easter donut tombs” where she’s recreating the tomb jesus rose out of with a donut, nilla wafer, and popsicle stick cross. she looks like a modern trad wife influencer with a big kitchen and the caption reads “he is risen easter treats
same image only “easter donut tombs” is now in FromSoft font as if easter donut tombs is the name of a new area in elden ring
fixed it
(Monastery Slumber Party) Never have I ever indulged
open-palm striked the gas pump this morning. security put two in my leg before i could complete my trademark Biden Blast Rising Knee Attack
New tat
Me and the guys in the sietch are going to suck all the water out of that new feller. You coming?
Oppa Gangnam Style
Lmao
A watercolor painting of the DragonQuest slime smiling in the ferny sun-dappled undergrowth of a forest, a pair of dragonflies buzzing overhead
I'm a bit sore, from my life
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Wow, unfollowing...
Ladies, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please post about how you want to get railed by Rotta the Hutt
- LucasFilm
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(Sternly) You'd better not be having a peaceful respite in there
I've heard a track in my time
Bro come through later, we're doing all things through Christ, who strengthens us
(Defensively) Some of my best friends are close-up magicians
this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
The Hugest Man to Ever Be Big
They did in fact both pass away in unrelated snowmobile incidents
Can't complain really. Maybe a little tired
Just had a Constantinian vision of an attorney who advertizes as "The Sun Tzu of Family Court"
We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.
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