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It’s Thursday AM and I’m getting anxious ‘bout Monday’s #5bullets I mean I’ve spent 3/5’s of the week working on proofing one document and only 4/5’s done. OMG I need 4 more bullets stat!
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Does f.Elon list gaming on his #5bullets list?
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To: Government
Cc: Mr. Ketamine man
Subject: This week in bullets
“My accomplishments for this week:
1. I quarreled with U.S. cabinet 2. I blew up a rocket
3. Caused my company stock to drop
4. Used my kid as a prop” [sora prompt]
#sora
#5bullets
#accomplished
#orange
#mrketamineman
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Perhaps all #federalemployees should send #Musk their #5bullets on Monday to his government email address? 🤔🫠
erm71@who.eop.gov
#erm71@who.eop.gov #DOGE
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Elmo's work email address. Should we send our weekly 5 bullets email to him? erm71@who.eop.gov
#5bullets #musk #DOGE #email
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Tesla stocks down by 27%.
@Elon M.: Let us know with appr. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week (and cc your manager).
Deadline this Tuesday at 11.59amEST.
#tesla #musk #5bullets
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For Librarian (at least what I got). Not too shabby (and some of it is even spot on).
#PartyOfStupid #EliCologne #PendejoInChief #jobs #work #USGovernment #5Bullets
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So, 5 bullet points per week for 2 million feds for the next four years will cost taxpayers 3 billion dollars in salary time. We are held accountable for our accomplishments through our chain of command anyway. This is actual waste. Neither Heir Musk nor Trump will read them, ever!
#5bullets #opm
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What are your 5 bullets?
#altfed #fedworkers #fednews #fedemployees #5bullets
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Smoke & mirrors
It’s all theatrics to them.
They think everyone is as stupid as his supporters. That we’ll suddenly forget the disruption of the past 39d when he throws another tantrum to divert our attention.
I haven’t forgotten anything
#5bullets
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Don’t you want the guy who ensures theres no fecal matter in your drinking water to have a job?
I personally want that guy to be happy, healthy & well fed. I hope he loves his job & has premium benefits w superior job security.
He shouldn’t have to justify his job bc of a random
#5bullets email
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@Nonilex
#Musk wasted 276.4 years of government work with just his #5Bullets email.
And how much more is the #Doge debacle going to cost #US taxpayers with regards to all the #lawsuits against Elon’s illegal behavior? Not just in terms of monetary […]
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I was cc’d on lots of #5bullets emails, as a lead on VA research studies. Engaging earnestly with the exercise for a sec here, it highlighted the amazing work #federalworkers do to improve Veterans’ health. And what we all stand to lose with VA research being gutted. 💔
prospect.org/health/2025-...
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Meme with a drawing of a man with a calculator on the left and the following text on the right: A rough calculation of how many hours, weeks, years of government work were wasted by the Musk 5-Bullets email debacle. Assuming 2,300,000 government workers spent just 15 minutes dealing with Musk's email, then: 2,300,000 x 15 = 34,500,000 minutes divided by 60 into hours = 575,000 hours divided by 40 into work weeks = 14,375 weeks divided by 52 into years = 276.4 years Elon Musk wasted 276.4 years worth of work. That’s the Dept of Government Efficiency for you.
Elon Musk wasted 276.4 years worth of government work with his #5Bullets email stunt.
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Screen shot of a social media post by Jon Schwarz @schwarz You can email Elon Musk at hr@opm.gov as many times as you want. Re: what did you do last week? To: hr@opm.gov Dear Elon, Here's what | did last week: - visited CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com - looked up “blort” in the Urban Dictionary - Began the Beguine - made love to an ocelot (not gross, | am an ocelot) - became Death, Destroyer of Worlds | would like a promotion. thank you, Jon
Screen shot of a social media post by George Conway @gtconway3d: #Emails2DOGE cc: HR@OPM.gov 1. Mocked and trashed Trump & his boss Elon mercilessly on TV and on social media and podcasts 2. Got my kid’s Corgi fixed so she can’t have puppies (Elon, you really need to get fixed yourself) 3. Looked up why ketamine abusers need to wear sunglasses == indoors and found a DEA pamphlet on the drug’s effect on the eyes 4. Read lots of court decisions and filings explaining how Trump & his boss Elon violated the Constitution and laws of the United States 5. Made this list and encouraged other people to make and post lists of their own to mock Trump & his boss Elon 8:31 PM - Feb 22, 2025 - 95.8K Views
Screen shot of a social media post by Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman Just sent my email to hr@opm.gov To: hr@opm.gov Subject: What | did this week Very hungover and probably still hammered, but here goes: 1. Monday - can't remember that far back 2. Tuesday - placed a bet on a pinewood derby race 3. Wednesday - purchased Bio-Dome on DVD 4. Thursday - blackmailed someone who | lost a pinewood derby bet to 5. Friday - got in a fight at a high school basketball game 3:59 PM - Feb 23, 2025 - 313.3K Views
Federal Workers Are Trolling Elon Musk’s Latest Attempt to Fire Them
Elon Musk asked federal employees to tell him what they did the previous week.
newrepublic.com/post/191881/elon-musk-tr...
"a flood of fictionalized fireable […]
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Screen shot of the Privacy Impact Assessment for the Government Wide Email System (GWES) page 7-8.
OPM’s Own Guidance Says Fed Employees Never Have to Respond to the Elon Emails
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/opms-own-guidance...
"new system created by [#Doge] was given the name Government-Wide […]
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Headline: Mass Chaos as Trump Officials Tell Workers to Ignore Elon Musk’s Email Some federal agencies are telling employees to forget about that ominous email ultimatum from Elon Musk. Hafiz Rashid February 24, 2025 / 9:16 a.m. ET
Mass Chaos as Trump Officials Tell Workers to Ignore Elon Musk’s Email
Some federal agencies are telling employees to forget about that ominous email ultimatum from #ElonMusk […]
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![Editorial cartoon. Trump is sitting at his desk. There is a photo of Hitler behind him. Trump is writing a list using a sharpie. The list, which is written in very childish handwriting, reads:
What I've got done
-Broke (again) my oath of office
-Used the Constitution as a doormat
-Bought a bunch of billionaires
-Enacted tariffs/screwed average Americans
-Pardoned Jan 6th Brownshirts
-Rewrite history (in progress)
-Threw woke & immigration red meat to MAGAs
-Bribed Adams and Blago for loyalty
-Appointed myself minister of the propagandaministerium
-Fired anyone in government and the military who could hold me to account
-Destroyed all international good will (except autocratic government)
I've done a good [ good is underlined] job!!
Credit: Ann Telnaes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gcp5ldm4uzm7cmwxbb7fjel2/bafkreidd7befz2ahdnbiebnvijnpxhjdru7rd6gs76gqumrl2h6zhvefuy)
Editorial cartoon. Trump is sitting at his desk. There is a photo of Hitler behind him. Trump is writing a list using a sharpie. The list, which is written in very childish handwriting, reads: What I've got done -Broke (again) my oath of office -Used the Constitution as a doormat -Bought a bunch of billionaires -Enacted tariffs/screwed average Americans -Pardoned Jan 6th Brownshirts -Rewrite history (in progress) -Threw woke & immigration red meat to MAGAs -Bribed Adams and Blago for loyalty -Appointed myself minister of the propagandaministerium -Fired anyone in government and the military who could hold me to account -Destroyed all international good will (except autocratic government) I've done a good [ good is underlined] job!! Credit: Ann Telnaes
Trump responds to Musk email
Time to fire this guy
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/trump-responds-to-musk...
[Love that Ann Telnaes has Trump writing the list with a sharpie, and there is a photo of Hitler behind him. It's those little touches that make […]
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Text from article (edited for length): ...a tangible and upsetting wake-up call about the real-world impacts of Elon Musk’s weekend email stunt... last week acting Social Security Commissioner Michelle King was abruptly compelled to resign after raising objections about DOGE accessing confidential Social Security information. She was replaced by... Leland Dudek, who at the time of his elevation was being investigated by SSA officials for providing to DOGE unauthorized access to SSA data. Presumably because Dudek is now the acting Social Security Commissioner, SSA is one of the federal agencies telling employees they must respond to the DOGE/Musk email. Because of this, the public’s access to the national Social Security 800 line is being immediately impacted. Early this afternoon I spoke to Jill Hornick, a 33-year SSA employee who... explained to me, the SSA is today trying to triage both officially notifying all 800 number representatives that they must provide their accomplishment list to DOGE/OPM... and then also allowing them time away from their 800 number duties to actually write out their emails... trying to make sure they do this in such a way that all the 800 representatives aren’t writing their Elon emails at the same time and no one can answer calls. Needless to say, what’s created this crisis posture is the fact that all of this is being demanded on one day’s notice. According to the email, all the replies must be submitted no later than 11:59 p.m. tonight.
The Perfect Storm at the Social Security Administration
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-perfect-storm...
"a tangible & upsetting wake-up call about the real-world impacts of Elon Musk’s weekend #email stunt […]
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A rough calculation of how many hours, weeks, years of govt work were wasted by the #Musk #5Bullets email debacle.
Assuming 2,300,000 govt workers spent just 15 minutes dealing with the #email mess, then:
2,300,000 x 15 = 34,500,000 minutes
divided by 60 into hours = 575,000 hours
divided by […]
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Text from article: As Monday — deadline day — opened on the nation, confusion reigned. The Justice Department’s AAG for Administration sent a follow-up email stating, “Due to the confidential and sensitive nature of the Department's work, DOJ employees do not need to respond to the email from OPM.” For some, it was not that clear on Monday. Multiple federal employees who have spoken with Law Dork provided information and emails showing changing guidance about how to respond — or not — to the “5 bullets” email coming sometimes within an hour of one another. One employee who was off on Monday told Law Dork of multiple phone calls from their supervisor — initially being told they needed to respond to the email and then a second call within the hour that a response is voluntary. Another employee in another agency detailed a similar on-again, off-again series of emails sent to employees Monday morning. Then, during a meeting of the Chief Human Capital Officers Council on Monday afternoon — as a Justice Department email sent after the meeting detailed — OPM informed everyone attending that responses to the “5 bullets” email are voluntary and confirmed that a non-response is not a resignation. That news then trickled down to some, but not all, employees in many, but not all, agencies by 5 p.m. — albeit with slightly differing language being sent within those different agencies.
"As Monday — deadline day — opened on the nation, confusion reigned.
...Multiple federal employees... shared] information & emails showing changing guidance about how to respond — or not — to the [#5Bullets email coming sometimes within an hour of one another […]
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Text from article: Thus unleashed a hellstorm across government agencies, as employees and managers who actually understand what government agencies do considered the legal, ethical, and practical ramifications of having employees share information with a random email address outside of their agency. Already, the email lacked arguably the key element of Musk’s tweet — that an employee not responding would equate to their resignation from government. Despite that change, the pushback was clear within hours, as FBI Director Kash Patel became one of the most prominent officials to immediately tell his employees to “pause any responses.” He was, however, by no means alone. That, though, was followed almost as quickly by the confusion. Soon after Patel’s message went out, a message reported by Marisa Kabas that Law Dork also viewed came down from the Justice Department’s Assistant Attorney General for Administration — in theory, above the FBI — directing that “employees should be prepared to follow the instructions.” Sunday was a continuation of that conflicting, confusing fallout across the government, summed up by this evening report from The Washington Post, which began: "Elon Musk’s demand that all 2.3 million government workers justify their work prompted confusion and resistance on Sunday, as several government agency leaders told their staffs not to reply to a mass email requesting bullet-point summations of their accomplishments."
Musk's "5 bullets" mess
From a Saturday tweet to a government-wide #email to pushback & confusion to pullback to a whining tweet on Monday evening...
https://www.lawdork.com/p/musk-five-bullets-mess
Musk's #5Bullets email "unleashed a hellstorm across govt […]
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Can we issue Musk a cease and desist letter for workplace harassment, intimidation, and bullying? Asking for over 1 million federal employees.... Seriously, if there is a class action suit in play, count me in.
#Musk #DOGE #Abuse #harassment #Federalworkers #5bullets
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What I did last week #5bullets
🔅Woke up, fell out of bed
🔅Dragged a comb across my head
🔅Found my way downstairs, drank a cup
🔅Found my coat, grabbed my hat
🔅Made the bus in seconds flat
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My bf is a 16 yr #USMC #veteran and republican. He called me today pissed off at the #5bullets email and the lack of authority Skum has. Newsmax of all places was reporting it. He's actually going to call our reps and senators (in Texas) and tell them. #babysteps #tideisturning
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