Excerpt from a conversation with my #5yo during dinner:
"Well, son, this is a problem of two parts. First, you need to find a talking llama. Second, you need to find someone to curse it."
#parenting #kids
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5yo just headbutted me during bedtime routine, and now he's mad at me because it hurt.
In case you were wondering how parenting was going.
#parenting #5yo #ouch #bigfeelings
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5yo just asked for more playtime before bed, and husband said, "What do you think we are, made of time?" and DAYUM that shit is deep.
Anyway, then 5yo yelled at us and ignored daddy, so now he gets no extra playtime.
#parenting #wearemadeoftime #5yo #timerlife
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Pencil drawing by 5yo with winged creatures in boxes. Handwriting underneath reads "The best part was seeing the pengwings and the thminggows."
wake up babe new spelling of "flamingo" just dropped
#5yo #zoovisit #thmingows #pengwings
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5yo playing with a little girl he just met at the indoor playground: I have a brother. Do you know his name?
He's an only child.
#parenting #5yo #pretendplay #onlychild
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#elonmusk got #knocked #dafuq out by his #son #5yo #serial #number #blackeyes #maga #magaisnazi #Trump #cantwait48
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In another episode of My Child Is Trolling Me, he is now insisting that Lucy's name is Wildcat, which is completely unacceptable.
#GoDevils #GiveemhellDevils #SunDevilforlife #ASUSDMB #parenting #5yo
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On top of our federal government being a dumpster fire, 5yo has been TROLLING me.
A song we like to listen to says, "Heat turns water into vapor" and he thinks it's HILARIOUS to sing "PAPER" as loud as possible because one time I corrected him.
My B.
#parenting #5yo #Hopscotchmusic
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Meant to post this on Monday when she turned five 🎂🎉, but we absolutely adore our Ambassadress of PAWSitive Morale, Sady, and wish her lots of love and treats! 🐾 💕 #DogsOfNACL #HappyBelatedBirthday #5YO
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5yo kissed my feet tonight, in case anyone is wondering what it's like to have a 5yo.
#parenting #5yo #sogross #boymom
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5yo (!!!) yesterday after riding his brand new bike for the first time: I 😭 can't 😭 do it 😭😭😭
5yo this morning: I wanna ride my bike to school today.
I told him we can talk about it after he gets his training wheels off 😅
#parenting #parentinglols #5yo #momlife
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De #5yo die muziek mag afspelen op de box in de keuken gaat naadloos van "Sonne" naar "Zachtjes Gaan De Paardenvoetjes" 👌
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Coming down from getting his first air. #skateboard #son #5yo #sf @ Soma West Skatepark http://instagram.com/p/s8nYOhLNZp/
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