How else is @ericswalwell.bsky.social going to sell his new penguin merch to defeat fascism?
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How else is @ericswalwell.bsky.social going to sell his new penguin merch to defeat fascism?
#AbsolutelyUseless
Angry mob: "SO WHAT'S THE PLAN TO BEAT THIS FASCIST REGIME?!?!"
Eric Salwell: " Merch! And also say 'fuck' more to appear more relatable!"
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#FuckThisGuy
(me being marched to the "showers" at Camp Alligator Lunch for the "last time")
Thinking...
"I'm glad @schumer.senate.gov got the bill's name changed otherwise I might have been fooled that this was beautiful. Not gonna lie, this sucks , actually."
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I understand the lack of action by @schiff.senate.gov (ultimately, whiteness protects whiteness), but @padilla.senate.gov ? Man, these are literally our people from our city from our streets and our families being terrorized. What the f*CK are you doing, man?
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#PincheDesgraciado
I understand the lack of action by @schiff.senate.gov (ultimately, whiteness protects whiteness), but @padilla.senate.gov ? Man, these are literally our people from our city from our streets and our families being terrorized. What the f*CK are you doing, man?
#AbsolutelyUseless
#PincheDesgraciado
The entire country is watching the fascist police state exploding out of control and you chose to post this?
Perfect example why the useless old guard of the @democrats.org needs to #GetTheFuckOutTheWay!
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All auditioning to be narrators of doom when we actually voted for them to stop the doom.
#GetOutTheWay
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"And that's why I voted for many of Trump's nominees currently reeking havoc on you."
STFU @captmarkkelly.bsky.social and #GetTheFuckOutTheWay!
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@democrats.org continue to be #AbsolutelyUseless !
To think Joe Biden and the @democrats.org mockingly scoffed at the leftists for asking to expand the already stacked SCOTUS as a way to bring equilibrium and legitimacy back. Their excuse? "Not wanting to upset GOP & the order of things."
How'd that work out?
#GetTheFuckOutTheWay
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To think Joe Biden and the @democrats.org mockingly scoffed at the leftists for asking to expand the already stacked SCOTUS as a way to bring equilibrium and legitimacy back. Their excuse? "Not wanting to upset GOP & the order of things."
How'd that work out?
#GetTheFuckOutTheWay
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But the Dems will be wearing pink!! #resist #bluewave #absolutelyuseless
Hello, @democrats.org @housedemocrats.bsky.social, remember that silly little exercise we do every few years to pick you? Yeah, that means WE ARE YOUR F!CKING CONSULTANTS!!! You are supposed to do what WE want and we don't charge you millions for it.
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@democrats.org choosing the "easy protest". Why not show up and disrupt the whole thing? Boo him? Interrupt his every word? Make them arrest you! Show the world there is an angry opposition and US population fighting him! Something!
Instead, hide and go silently into the night?
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@democrats.org choosing the "easy protest". Why not show up and disrupt the whole thing? Boo him? Interrupt his every word? Make them arrest you! Show the world there is an angry opposition and US population fighting him! Something!
Instead, hide and go silently into the night?
#AbsolutelyUseless
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social already signaled the #AbsolutelyUseless @democrats.org will vote for Trump's budget, but will stand their ground on the troll holiday bill.
#GetTheFuckOutTheWay
The problem with @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is that he thinks he's of the same cloth as that of our inspirational Black southern preachers, but is instead the white liberal elite's (ie Nancy Pelosi types) cartoon version of a Black Southern preacher.
#HACKeem #AbsolutelyUseless
#OligarchsLapDog
The problem with @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is that he thinks he's of the same cloth as that of our inspirational Black southern preachers, but is instead the white liberal elite's (ie Nancy Pelosi types) cartoon version of a Black Southern preacher.
#HACKeem #AbsolutelyUseless
#OligarchsLapDog
This is why I hate @democrats.org . They act all "surprised" and "betrayed" by their face eating colleagues for eating their face.
Well, that and they supported a genocide.
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#GetTheFuckOutOfTheWay
#CollapsingEmpire
This is why I hate @democrats.org . They act all "surprised" and "betrayed" by their face eating colleagues for eating their face.
Well, that and they supported a genocide.
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#GetTheFuckOutOfTheWay
#CollapsingEmpire
The @democrats.org are so fucking bad at this. Every one of their press speakers and "leaders" speaks in the same tone and sound bites as their annoying and desperate donation emails. I hate them so much.
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Dems need to be hurt. Enablers of genocide, paved the way for the fascist Orange Shitler, and now refuse to act in any meaningful way.
#BurnTheDemocraticPartyDown
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Good lord, #BlueMAGA worried about a typo instead of the fact that the #AbsolutelyUseless democrats are sending out extortion emails with threats of bad things to come unless we chip in so they can stop it, then literally not doing anything to stop it. It's a YOU problem, my cultish friend. You.
And by "successes" he means he found his cheese sandwich he had forgotten about last week in his coat pocket.
#WeAreFucked
#GetTheFuckOutOfTheWay
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"A walk on a beautiful snowy day preparing to 'find common ground' with the Trump administration"
#GetTheFuckOutOfTheWay
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At this point the chances of that "Nigerian Prince" coming through is more real than @democrats.org being useful.
#GetTFOutOfTheWay, I have Nazi skulls to crush!
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#DemocratPonziScheme
#YourMoneyGoesToConsultants
And this is right before you pushed through those #Brownshirts and barricaded yourselves to protest, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!??!!
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2 month status check: And then what happened?
#RoKhannaIsaRepublicanMole
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Can someone hand Chuck Schumer a mirror so he can say this text out loud again? Maybe then hell get it
#AbsolutelyUseless #StepAside
#CollapsingEmpire
#BurnTheDemocraticPartyDown
#StartOver
#SwingHardLeft
Trump standing over someone he just shot on 5th Avenue while smiling...
(*some @TheDemocrats wagging a finger) "You'll have a fight on your hands..."
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#BurnTheDemocraticPartyDown