Why Flat Earth!!
You all laugh at the flat earthers… me too in fact.
But not the way you do…
Yes! We have all seen from space that world is round.
That’s true!
But you only see one side of a ball??!?
Hmm, questionable.
Satellite pictures certainly don’t look 3D!
So flat Earther are just as wrong as the rest of you.
For the world is indeed flat!
BUT! It is not one sided…
What about night and day?!?
I have to think of everything!
To believe the Earth is one sided or even or heavens forbid… a “sphere”, is so far removed
from reason, the laws of the universe, or having any serious thoughts… to the point
that these people should have their crayons taken away… permanently!
The key fact they miss… the world is conveyer belt shaped.
We all don’t fall off on the down/dark side because Gravity!
Furthermore, the space tortoise, whom they never take pictures of,
and it pisses him off because he works so hard for us!
Does in fact have the world floating on his feet and not on his shell, as the fools believe.
What none of you seem to be figuring out is that he’s on a treadmill!
What do you think powers the conveyor belt?
Now you know Why Flat Earth!
Thank you for attending my Jeff Talk!
-Jeff
Y'all need to lighten up, just a squinch...
Why Flat Earth!!
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