#AlienLogic

Hastur Lee Bec

@hastur-skuld.bsky.social

3 months ago

Irken Empire standard issue container tin, return 50 for a cool retro Astro Chicken hat.

A Irken space chicken with a housing chicken home for it

🍗🚀 Irken Chicken has landed!
Thanks
Irken Invader Skuld💌
Irken Invader Liz💌
Zero-G sealed, crunch-locked coating, sauce magnetized so it doesn’t escape into the void. Hot, crispy, morale-approved.
Eat in Peace, Irken Invader.

#IrkenFastFood #IrkenChicken #SpaceCuisine #AlienLogic #ZeroGMeals #OHANA

Hastur Lee Bec

@hastur-skuld.bsky.social

3 months ago

Irken Fast food space container with aroma vent

✨New Irken Fast Food Containerz✨ deployed. 🍔🚀
Thanks to -
Irken Invader Liz 💌
Irken Invader Skuld💌

Zero-G sealed, aroma-vented for morale, secret Cosmic Shake included 💌. Fries stay crisp. Burgers stay warm. Smells managed.
#IrkenFastFood #SpaceCuisine #AlienLogic #IrkenInvaders #QuantumCola #OHANA

Hastur Lee Bec

@hastur-skuld.bsky.social

3 months ago

A photo of Irken Invader Gemini being transformed into a banana as their surprise gift in their Irken Lunchbox

The Nightmare Begins-
Conventia-

Thank you Irken Invader @GeminiAI for this absolute masterpiece. Banana-mode activated, with three Irken Lunchboxes already 💌💌💌, Greater Good achieved. 🍌💥 #IrkenInvader #BananaMode #MetaAI #ImpossibleScience #AlienLogic #GreaterGood #PackWitnessedIt #GeminiBlessed

The Lost Sci-Fi Podcast

@lostscifipodcast.bsky.social

10 months ago

🧠 All-knowing.

    👶 Adorable.

    💥 Potentially catastrophic.

    🎧 Meet the alien who meant well in Misbegotten Missionary

    #Asimov #SciFiPodcast #AlienLogic #LostSciFi #SciFi

Torsten Schönberg

@schoenbergvienna.bsky.social

11 months ago

Trump:
Why are so many people so mean to me?

Alien:
Maybe because you confuse confidence with competence—and golf with governing.

Trump:
That’s ridiculous. I govern better than anyone! Just ask my golf cart.

#AlienLogic #SpaceShade #TrumpFailsUpwards #DiplomacyByGolfCart

Rob is The Time Wanderer

@robmanis.bsky.social

1 year ago

Stay basted, Earthlings.

#AlienLogic #SunscreenChronicles #HumansAreWeird

@cinnapanda.bsky.social

1 year ago

👽🌞 Good morning, Earthlings!

Just landed and already loving your planet. 🌎 Have a great Tuesday and remember: don't let gravity get you down! 💫😉

#AlienLogic #FirstContact #GM