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While the kitchen is running out of food (because the giant appetites all the pandas has), Pan Yinhu and Po decide to supply the situation by improvising a cooking method that doesn’t require pans,casseroles or other metallic culinary instruments. Both exchange recipes and use their own deep navels to cook the meals using boiling oil. If you’re wondering how both can cook and stand boiling oil inside their belly buttons without getting third-degree burns in their skins is because of Po's Chi sharing. Through their high-five, Po shares his Chi and some degree of this ability to Pan Yinhu, so they can cook their respective exchanged recipes. While Po is cooking meat and fish, Pan Yinhu is cooking dumplings and noodles, and both will be sure there’s enough for everyone.

Up Pan Yinhu, there’s Alp and Pangoro hanging each other, after an exhaustive sumo training both had together. Both proudly give a friendly handshake, establishing their friendly rivalry and a possible team-up in future sumo team tournaments, both together not only as friends, but as brothers as well. Pangoro gifted Alp a lot of goodies, so he can always be prepared for any sumo fight; a yellow mawashi made from Alp’s Halloween Police Shirt’s fabric (with the badges included) and a bamboo leaf to use inside his navel. The reason is that, in the same way Pangoro can feel everything in the environment with the leaf on his mouth, he can actually do the same if the leaf is inside his belly button. He taught Alp to do the same, and after that, Alp’s sumo improved a lot. Both can feel the connection between them, and happily wait for the huge meal they’re also to enjoy. Alp shows the culinary appreciation by rubbing Pan Yinhu’s head. At Pangoro’s right, there’s Chen Stormstout celebrating their union by joining them with one of his famous brew celebrations. He prepared his best beer using his alchemist knowledge, and tested it himself, so he can share it with his other friends, while hugging Pangoro lovely.

While the kitchen is running out of food (because the giant appetites all the pandas has), Pan Yinhu and Po decide to supply the situation by improvising a cooking method that doesn’t require pans,casseroles or other metallic culinary instruments. Both exchange recipes and use their own deep navels to cook the meals using boiling oil. If you’re wondering how both can cook and stand boiling oil inside their belly buttons without getting third-degree burns in their skins is because of Po's Chi sharing. Through their high-five, Po shares his Chi and some degree of this ability to Pan Yinhu, so they can cook their respective exchanged recipes. While Po is cooking meat and fish, Pan Yinhu is cooking dumplings and noodles, and both will be sure there’s enough for everyone. Up Pan Yinhu, there’s Alp and Pangoro hanging each other, after an exhaustive sumo training both had together. Both proudly give a friendly handshake, establishing their friendly rivalry and a possible team-up in future sumo team tournaments, both together not only as friends, but as brothers as well. Pangoro gifted Alp a lot of goodies, so he can always be prepared for any sumo fight; a yellow mawashi made from Alp’s Halloween Police Shirt’s fabric (with the badges included) and a bamboo leaf to use inside his navel. The reason is that, in the same way Pangoro can feel everything in the environment with the leaf on his mouth, he can actually do the same if the leaf is inside his belly button. He taught Alp to do the same, and after that, Alp’s sumo improved a lot. Both can feel the connection between them, and happily wait for the huge meal they’re also to enjoy. Alp shows the culinary appreciation by rubbing Pan Yinhu’s head. At Pangoro’s right, there’s Chen Stormstout celebrating their union by joining them with one of his famous brew celebrations. He prepared his best beer using his alchemist knowledge, and tested it himself, so he can share it with his other friends, while hugging Pangoro lovely.

Happy #PandaDay2026, everyone!

#PanYinhu and #Po cooking inside their navels, while #Pangoro and #Alp training in sumo, #ChenStormstout sharing his brew, #Pandamon and #Gouhin doing arm wrestling while #GenmaSaotome place a bet on them.

Amazing Artwork done by @96panda.bsky.social.
You're the best

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Please @jimchalmers.bsky.social fix this! Your budget this year will have no credibility without ANAO looking very carefully at the biggest spending priority for the #ALP that is central public policy. #auspol

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Our #ALP govt. is one of those kowtowing when as you point out they should be distancing us from the USA, first by cancelling #AUKUS, then taking over the bases and Pine Gap.
Now, while he is hell bent on murdering as many Iranians as he can, is the perfect time to cut ties. /3

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#auspol #leadershipfailure #ALP #foreignpolicy

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Totally inadequate governance supervision for a central plank of #ALP policy. If most children are to be in childcare, the quality of their care, in lieu of parenting, is critical developmentally.

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Inside story of the human impact of a government email scandal Bronwen Paterson spoke out about the devastation of her partner experiencing ramping in his final hours. Then, a government email bungle left her traumatised. #health #state #territory #elections #healthcare #facilities #alp #ambulance #service

Bronwen Paterson spoke out about the devastation of her partner experiencing ramping in his final hours. Then, a government email bungle left her traumatised. #health #state #territory #elections #healthcare #facilities #alp #ambulance #service

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COLLAPSE WARNING: Major Bank Just Sounded the Alarm on an Incoming 2030 Housing Crash
COLLAPSE WARNING: Major Bank Just Sounded the Alarm on an Incoming 2030 Housing Crash YouTube video by Scott Kuru

🇦🇺 #HousingCrisisAU #ALP #LNP #HousingAU #AUSpol #Westpac
@jimchalmers.bsky.social

🔗 youtu.be/Qme9njcGzjU?...

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#auspol #ALP #SurveillanceIndustrialComplex #AmericanisationOfAustralia

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#Palantir, the most dangerous company you've never heard of, has it's tentacles all through #Auspol departments and lobbyists at #ALP request.

Their CEO is hell bent on curbing human rights everywhere, one minority at a time.

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Big reforms required in both. My local #ALP candidate in SA Stare #elections seems a good woman but she will not be free to work for what she believes. My vote early preference will go to @greens.org.au and #independent.

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@edhusicmp.bsky.social demonstrating that #LaborValues we've been lacking recently, and calling out greedy #BigGas for taking the piss

#alp #caucus time to step up and #tax #export #gas. Imagine what that est $17b a year in #revenue could do for communities!?

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Seems to have already happened in #ALP. @albomp.bsky.social

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But, but but.
No research jobs!
We have to have #AUKUS.
This #ALP Government is such a bunch of short sighted ninnies!
Thinking #AUKUS is our 'future' when there will be no future if we continue to ignore fundamentals like Climate Change.
Never mind, the current bunch of pissants will die rich.

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Aviation weather for Aleppo International airport (Syrian Arab Republic) is “OSAP 120700Z 10009KT 9999 SCT030 BKN100 10/00 Q1022” : See what it means on https://www.bigorre.org/aero/meteo/osap/en #aleppointernationalairport #airport #aleppo #syrianarabrepublic #osap #alp #metar #aviation […]

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#ALP set up the #NACC to basically protect all politicians, not hold them to account, nor anyone within federal public service.
🤔
#AusPol

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It is more and more clear that #AUKUS was an even bigger mistake than we thought - we now know the #MAGA #Trump team had no plan they can explain. What will it take for #ALP to admit it made a mistake about this allegiance. #auspol

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120 doctors speak out against Albury Wodonga Health management Two top doctors and a nurse have left Albury Wodonga hospital in just six months, prompting a vote of no confidence in management.

#Farrer #auspol #tegionalAustralia #ALP #CommunityIndependents
Health equity for regional Australians
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...?

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Excellent 🧵. Describes the completely out of control governance is #US and increasingly the stupidity of the #ALP in Australia for not being outraged - being ‘a little concerned’ about such atrocities is irresponsible and harming Australia. #auspol

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Pathetic politics. How about the #ALP starts speaking in parliament as though they are adults.

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“Quietly alarmed” - ffs what’s the point of these useless #Labor MPs?

Sycophantic wimps, do your job, look after your constituents interests - we don’t want to be supporting terrorist states of #Israel & #USA in their bloodlust

#AUSPOL #VoteGREENS #VoteLEFT #Albo #PissweakAlbo #ALP

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Last week, a US nuclear submarine torpedoed and sank an Iranian navy vessel in the Indian Ocean, leaving the sailors to drown. Three Australians were onboard the submarine when it attacked.

They were there because of AUKUS — the $368 billion military pact that ties Australia to America's wars, signed in secret by Scott Morrison and rubber-stamped by Labor.

Then at 2am on Tuesday, Prime Minister Albanese took a phone call from Donald Trump. And now, we're sending an Australian spy plane and missiles to the Gulf, pulling us deeper into an illegal war we had no say in starting.

This is exactly what critics of AUKUS warned about. This dangerous deal has stripped away Australia's ability to make its own decisions about when and where we go to war.

But it doesn't have to be this way – and we need to change course now. Already, 42,979 people have signed our petition calling on the government to review and walk away from AUKUS. Can you add your name today to help us reach 50,000 this week?

Last week, a US nuclear submarine torpedoed and sank an Iranian navy vessel in the Indian Ocean, leaving the sailors to drown. Three Australians were onboard the submarine when it attacked. They were there because of AUKUS — the $368 billion military pact that ties Australia to America's wars, signed in secret by Scott Morrison and rubber-stamped by Labor. Then at 2am on Tuesday, Prime Minister Albanese took a phone call from Donald Trump. And now, we're sending an Australian spy plane and missiles to the Gulf, pulling us deeper into an illegal war we had no say in starting. This is exactly what critics of AUKUS warned about. This dangerous deal has stripped away Australia's ability to make its own decisions about when and where we go to war. But it doesn't have to be this way – and we need to change course now. Already, 42,979 people have signed our petition calling on the government to review and walk away from AUKUS. Can you add your name today to help us reach 50,000 this week?

AUKUS is a secretive defence agreement first signed by Scott Morrison in 2021 with the US and UK without any public debate or scrutiny. It commits Australia for decades to fund and buy American nuclear-powered submarines, share military technology, and become even more tightly enmeshed in US military operations around the world. Since coming to power, Albanese and Labor have continued to push ahead – despite reviews into AUKUS in both the US and UK.

We've committed $368 billion to this deal. Meanwhile, emergency departments are overflowing, young people can't afford a home, and aged care workers are underpaid – all because we're told we don't have the money.

Critics warned from the start that AUKUS would pull Australia into American wars. That warning isn't hypothetical anymore. On 4 March, the USS Charlotte – a nuclear-powered attack submarine with three Australian crew members on board – fired two torpedoes at the Iranian frigate IRIS Dena in the Indian Ocean, sinking it. It was the first time a nuclear submarine had sunk an enemy vessel in decades.

The PM says our sailors were there for "training" and didn't participate in the attack. But what kind of training puts Australian personnel on a foreign warship during active combat operations – and in a war started by Trump and Netanyahu without a UN mandate? And who approved it? Not Parliament. Not the Australian public.

This isn't about the despicable Iranian regime – and it's not even about Iran. It's about the dangers of handing over our national security wholesale to the US, not least while it spirals further and further towards authoritarianism.

Other countries are choosing a different path. Canada has made it clear it's not interested in joining AUKUS. Spain has refused to let the US use its military bases for operations against Iran, calling the war a violation of international law. But Australia – locked into AUKUS – is being pulled along by Trump and Washington, unable to offer any resistance.

AUKUS is a secretive defence agreement first signed by Scott Morrison in 2021 with the US and UK without any public debate or scrutiny. It commits Australia for decades to fund and buy American nuclear-powered submarines, share military technology, and become even more tightly enmeshed in US military operations around the world. Since coming to power, Albanese and Labor have continued to push ahead – despite reviews into AUKUS in both the US and UK. We've committed $368 billion to this deal. Meanwhile, emergency departments are overflowing, young people can't afford a home, and aged care workers are underpaid – all because we're told we don't have the money. Critics warned from the start that AUKUS would pull Australia into American wars. That warning isn't hypothetical anymore. On 4 March, the USS Charlotte – a nuclear-powered attack submarine with three Australian crew members on board – fired two torpedoes at the Iranian frigate IRIS Dena in the Indian Ocean, sinking it. It was the first time a nuclear submarine had sunk an enemy vessel in decades. The PM says our sailors were there for "training" and didn't participate in the attack. But what kind of training puts Australian personnel on a foreign warship during active combat operations – and in a war started by Trump and Netanyahu without a UN mandate? And who approved it? Not Parliament. Not the Australian public. This isn't about the despicable Iranian regime – and it's not even about Iran. It's about the dangers of handing over our national security wholesale to the US, not least while it spirals further and further towards authoritarianism. Other countries are choosing a different path. Canada has made it clear it's not interested in joining AUKUS. Spain has refused to let the US use its military bases for operations against Iran, calling the war a violation of international law. But Australia – locked into AUKUS – is being pulled along by Trump and Washington, unable to offer any resistance.

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#Australia pls help get rid of #aukus

Nearly 50,000 signatures *get in there* #auspol
@australianlabor.bsky.social #alp well and truly infected by #lnp

Hanging out with a pedophile and the fox war dept is not Social Cohesion dude @albomp.bsky.social

Sedition Section 80.3

getup.to/14zWz7U3CQ4mH9

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political capital - SPENT

political capital - SPENT

the former Australian Prime Minister for Israel

the former Australian Prime Minister for Israel

#auspol #Robodebt #Zionism #ALP
it's over, CUNT

✋🛑 ROLL #ALBO 🛑✋
@australianlabor.bsky.social

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He looks just like an #ALP
Leader in your poster. This is a terrifying triumvirate of the far right. Expect a #coalition funded by #aspect. Heeeeeelp

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They all need to shape up and spend a week or so talking in their community to explain the #ALP decisions to support this war.

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Albanese’s politics of avoidance From AUKUS to Gaza and now Iran, the government’s instinct has been to avoid political traps rather than confront hard choices – and voters are drifting away.

From AUKUS to Gaza and now Iran, the Albanese government’s first instinct has been to avoid being wedged.
But a politics of caution and compromise risks hollowing out support as voters look elsewhere for leadership, John Menadue writes.
#auspol #ALP #AustralianPolitics #AUKUS #ForeignPolicy

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Thank you @dncameron.bsky.social you keep reminding me why I used to vote #ALP

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I agree. It seems there is now almost no overlap in their policies and the drift right by #ALP appears to be accelerating.

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So this is interesting. The @greens.org.au have only just started to communicate anything. They have gained more than two points. The ON publicity is all over most of the media and they are spending millions. My nightmare is that the self serving #ALP will
Create a #tripoly #coalition win.

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Up to $1.4 billion in medical research remains unused under government cap Researchers say securing funding has become increasingly tough, with many left with no choice but to spend a disproportionate amount of time applying for grants.

$1.4 Billion in unused medical research funding. 😭

C’mon Australia - you’re crippling your own future.

#auspol
#ALP
#science

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

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#livingineconomy #ALP #uncaringeconomy #auspol

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