#BatmanProbably isn’t going ice fishing in the Artic for too many more seasons.
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#BatmanProbably isn’t going ice fishing in the Artic for too many more seasons.
#BatmanProbably thinks the boomerific bright white hat is a bad choice in any situation
#BatmanProbably would appreciate being notified when it is time for the feats of strength
#BatmanProbably thinks that most people will misinterpret the headline of this one
#BatmanProbably would prefer that #Youtube stops playing 50% of videos in Japanese despite location being in Gotham USA his YouTube settings being correct, and his Apple iPhone app setting are correct.
Can’t use the playback speeds, cannot see dislikes, can’t sort results, enshitifcation runs wild
#BatmanProbably would make a better fed boss; he’s more savvy, and way more handsome. The bar for what’s handsome really fell, but I guess even the joker looks good sitting next to the old man in old lady’s make up.
#BatmanProbably thinks that the White House thinks very little of all of us.
#BatmanProbably thinks that the democrats are all to happy to be really quiet about this. They’ve been kinda quiet on everything, despite everything being pretty messed up
#BatmanProbably doesn’t even want to bash bad dudes faces in because 45% of the population thinks Batman is the bad guy
#BatmanProbably never heard a #Sierra song before and hopes to never see or hear from her again…the only two people who could sing were Chapel and Kpop Demon Hunters, the rest were train wrecks .
#NewYears sucks again!! lol
#BatmanProbably is hoping there is a team out there who thinks either an aging center or an old 3D guy is their missing piece at the trade deadline. If not we ride with this until Maxey is 29.
#BatmanProbably made an oopsie. Next time!!
@espn.com #BatmanProbably thinks he is cancelling his espn subscription because watching mike Greenberg 12 hours a day hocking sports
Betting absolutely SUCKS #espn #gambling
#BatmanProbably finds it amazing that #DickCheney was only a couple years older than Trump is now, and both suffer from vascular disease, which is essentially “old age”. We gotta get a younger more dynamic less senile government, both sides , old and qualified are not synonyms
#BatmanProbably is focused enhancing his “Wellness” by eating only “Clean Ingredients” and consuming protein infused air popped quinoa
#BatmanProbably wouldn’t declare a summit meeting a success if the first thing your leader does is to urgently restart testing of nuclear missiles .
#nuclear #houseofdynamite
#BatmanProbably would like if normies stopped trying to eat protein versions of everything so that the price of protein powder would go back to a reasonable level. You don’t need Protein Pop Tarts Karen!!
#BatmanProbably would offer the GOP to accept all of their budget ‘wants’ , with the only caveat being to release the unredacted Epstein Files .
#Epstein #KansasCityShuffle
#BatmanProbably thinks that this all comes down to food and not enough fiber. Psyllium husks are definitely in the bat belt at all times
#BatmanProbably would love to see a study where a person makes no changes other than adding 15-20g of psyllium, that’s some magic stuff
#Batmanprobably is sick of everyone, and hoping that thing they saw flying through our solar system is here to take our leaders back to their planet, far far away
#BatmanProbably would leverage a chunk of Wayne Enterprise stock to buy some $Gme #gme and send it to the moon right now
#DFV
#BatmanProbably is going to be hanging onto the old Batmobile for a few extra years as laying off Alfred (who will then be deported by ICE ‘by mistake’)
#BatmanProbably thinks felons shouldn’t be allowed to run the asylum.
He also probably thinks it’s kinda funny that felon is also “F” Elon.
We need a hero.
#BatmanProbably is pretty centrist-left but if you go through puberty with testicles, you are at a permanent advantage physically. We should treat everyone with respect, and decency, but there are just some things that you cannot force to be fair for everyone. It’s complicated sometimes.
@upenn.edu ya know that #BatmanProbably would release Trumps transcript and say it happened by mistake due to a staffing and budget issue.
#UPenn #NIH #Layoffs
#BatmanProbably would like to also mention the $1.4billion missing via an accounting error announced today. Shame really, the S really was a cool car.
#BatmanProbably thinks they can easily handle this recall because
They haven’t sold many of them. He also probably thinks that it’s uglier than the Tumbler