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a close up of a man in a batman costume saying hey freeze the heat is on ALT: a close up of a man in a batman costume saying hey freeze the heat is on

#BatmanProbably isn’t going ice fishing in the Artic for too many more seasons.

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a cartoon character in a batman costume is holding a tape recorder ALT: a cartoon character in a batman costume is holding a tape recorder

#BatmanProbably thinks the boomerific bright white hat is a bad choice in any situation

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a man wearing a black batman shirt is standing in a living room ALT: a man wearing a black batman shirt is standing in a living room

#BatmanProbably would appreciate being notified when it is time for the feats of strength

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a man in a batman costume holding a piece of meat ALT: a man in a batman costume holding a piece of meat

#BatmanProbably thinks that most people will misinterpret the headline of this one

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#BatmanProbably would prefer that #Youtube stops playing 50% of videos in Japanese despite location being in Gotham USA his YouTube settings being correct, and his Apple iPhone app setting are correct.
Can’t use the playback speeds, cannot see dislikes, can’t sort results, enshitifcation runs wild

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a batman sitting at a table with a sign that says getmorphin.com on the bottom ALT: a batman sitting at a table with a sign that says getmorphin.com on the bottom

#BatmanProbably would make a better fed boss; he’s more savvy, and way more handsome. The bar for what’s handsome really fell, but I guess even the joker looks good sitting next to the old man in old lady’s make up.

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a man in a joker costume is being held up by a crowd of people . ALT: a man in a joker costume is being held up by a crowd of people .

#BatmanProbably thinks that the White House thinks very little of all of us.

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a man wearing a mask with a quote that says the corrupt the rich oppressors of generations who have kept you down ALT: a man wearing a mask with a quote that says the corrupt the rich oppressors of generations who have kept you down

#BatmanProbably thinks that the democrats are all to happy to be really quiet about this. They’ve been kinda quiet on everything, despite everything being pretty messed up

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a black and white photo of a shirtless man in a cape standing in a room . ALT: a black and white photo of a shirtless man in a cape standing in a room .

#BatmanProbably doesn’t even want to bash bad dudes faces in because 45% of the population thinks Batman is the bad guy

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#BatmanProbably never heard a #Sierra song before and hopes to never see or hear from her again…the only two people who could sing were Chapel and Kpop Demon Hunters, the rest were train wrecks .

#NewYears sucks again!! lol

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a man in a batman costume has his mouth open ALT: a man in a batman costume has his mouth open

#BatmanProbably is hoping there is a team out there who thinks either an aging center or an old 3D guy is their missing piece at the trade deadline. If not we ride with this until Maxey is 29.

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a picture of batman with the words " there is no next time " ALT: a picture of batman with the words " there is no next time "

#BatmanProbably made an oopsie. Next time!!

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a man in a black suit is holding a gun to his head . ALT: a man in a black suit is holding a gun to his head .

@espn.com #BatmanProbably thinks he is cancelling his espn subscription because watching mike Greenberg 12 hours a day hocking sports
Betting absolutely SUCKS #espn #gambling

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a man in a fur coat with the words okay ya got a point below him ALT: a man in a fur coat with the words okay ya got a point below him

#BatmanProbably finds it amazing that #DickCheney was only a couple years older than Trump is now, and both suffer from vascular disease, which is essentially “old age”. We gotta get a younger more dynamic less senile government, both sides , old and qualified are not synonyms

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a picture of a lego batman with the words just kidding below him ALT: a picture of a lego batman with the words just kidding below him

#BatmanProbably is focused enhancing his “Wellness” by eating only “Clean Ingredients” and consuming protein infused air popped quinoa

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batman and robin say holy jumble where 's the hope of the world now ? ALT: batman and robin say holy jumble where 's the hope of the world now ?

#BatmanProbably wouldn’t declare a summit meeting a success if the first thing your leader does is to urgently restart testing of nuclear missiles .

#nuclear #houseofdynamite

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a man dressed as batman holding a microwave oven ALT: a man dressed as batman holding a microwave oven

#BatmanProbably would like if normies stopped trying to eat protein versions of everything so that the price of protein powder would go back to a reasonable level. You don’t need Protein Pop Tarts Karen!!

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a close up of a man wearing a batman mask and saying be very careful with the next thing you say . ALT: a close up of a man wearing a batman mask and saying be very careful with the next thing you say .

#BatmanProbably would offer the GOP to accept all of their budget ‘wants’ , with the only caveat being to release the unredacted Epstein Files .

#Epstein #KansasCityShuffle

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a man in a batman mask is holding toilet paper rolls on his head ALT: a man in a batman mask is holding toilet paper rolls on his head

#BatmanProbably thinks that this all comes down to food and not enough fiber. Psyllium husks are definitely in the bat belt at all times

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a man in a robin costume is holding a pack of cushelle ALT: a man in a robin costume is holding a pack of cushelle

#BatmanProbably would love to see a study where a person makes no changes other than adding 15-20g of psyllium, that’s some magic stuff

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batman and robin are walking down the street together ALT: batman and robin are walking down the street together

#Batmanprobably is sick of everyone, and hoping that thing they saw flying through our solar system is here to take our leaders back to their planet, far far away

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two men dressed as batman and robin are running down a city street with the words big gains below them ALT: two men dressed as batman and robin are running down a city street with the words big gains below them

#BatmanProbably would leverage a chunk of Wayne Enterprise stock to buy some $Gme #gme and send it to the moon right now
#DFV

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a rear view mirror shows a fireman standing on the side of a road ALT: a rear view mirror shows a fireman standing on the side of a road

#BatmanProbably is going to be hanging onto the old Batmobile for a few extra years as laying off Alfred (who will then be deported by ICE ‘by mistake’)

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a boy in a trump shirt stands in front of an american flag with batman on it ALT: a boy in a trump shirt stands in front of an american flag with batman on it

#BatmanProbably thinks felons shouldn’t be allowed to run the asylum.

He also probably thinks it’s kinda funny that felon is also “F” Elon.

We need a hero.

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a cartoon of batman standing next to a little girl who is crying ALT: a cartoon of batman standing next to a little girl who is crying

#BatmanProbably is pretty centrist-left but if you go through puberty with testicles, you are at a permanent advantage physically. We should treat everyone with respect, and decency, but there are just some things that you cannot force to be fair for everyone. It’s complicated sometimes.

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a close up of a man in a batman mask saying i 'm vengeance ALT: a close up of a man in a batman mask saying i 'm vengeance

@upenn.edu ya know that #BatmanProbably would release Trumps transcript and say it happened by mistake due to a staffing and budget issue.
#UPenn #NIH #Layoffs

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#BatmanProbably would like to also mention the $1.4billion missing via an accounting error announced today. Shame really, the S really was a cool car.

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a model of the batman tumbler is parked on the sidewalk ALT: a model of the batman tumbler is parked on the sidewalk

#BatmanProbably thinks they can easily handle this recall because
They haven’t sold many of them. He also probably thinks that it’s uglier than the Tumbler

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