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‘Melania’ Movie Goes to Streaming After Humiliating Box Office Bomb Amazon insists that it will “recoup” its millions once the documentary hits streaming.

Maybe throw in some used bath water?

‘Melania’ Movie Goes to Streaming After Humiliating Box Office Bomb
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mel...

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‘Melania’ Movie Goes to Streaming After Humiliating Box Office Bomb Amazon insists that it will “recoup” its millions once the documentary hits streaming.

Maybe throw in some used bath water?

‘Melania’ Movie Goes to Streaming After Humiliating Box Office Bomb
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/melania-movie-g...

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The final numbers are in! The $75m bribe-movie “Melania” made a total of $16m domestically.

And a whopping $187,000 internationally.

Instant classic.

#Melania #USPol #BezosBribe #Movie

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Melania (2026) ⭐ 1.4 | Documentary 1h 44m | PG

Melania, the Naked Bribe

Jeff Bezos should have just bribed Melania directly and saved $31M.

$28M Bribe to Melania
$40M Budget
$75M Total Cost w/Bribe and promo
$16M Gross US
$16M Gross Worldwide, $200,000ww

($59M) Loss including $28M bribe

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#ETTD

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Amazon execs pray that new scheme wins 'Melania' viewers after disastrous box office crash After a second disastrous weekend drop in ticket sales for the much-maligned “Melania” movie, executives at Amazon Studios are pinning their hopes on new Prime Video sign-ups when the box office disas...

Executives at Amazon Studios are pinning their hopes on new Prime Video sign-ups.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Maybe throw in some used Melania bath water as additional disincentive!

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Original post on mstdn.social

After a second disastrous weekend drop in ticket sales for the much-maligned “Melania” movie, executives at Amazon Studios are pinning their hopes on new Prime Video sign-ups when the box office disaster becomes available for streaming.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Maybe throw in some used Melania […]

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The Rotten Tomatoes critic-audience gap for the Melania film broke the record previously held by the 2024 Reagan biopic, which was 18% vs 98%.

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The Rotten Tomatoes critic-audience gap for the Melania film broke the record previously held by the 2024 Reagan biopic, which was 18% vs 98%.

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

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Box Office Mojo daily report for Melania ticket sales.  Decline has been precipitous!  Where's Bin Salman when you need him?

Box Office Mojo daily report for Melania ticket sales. Decline has been precipitous! Where's Bin Salman when you need him?

Come on, MAGA! Buy more tickets, or Trump won't invite you to his ballroom!

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Come on, MAGA! Buy more tickets, or Trump won't invite you to his ballroom!

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

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Religious freedom group says US military members were 'pressured' by commanders to see 'Melania' An active-duty enlisted member of the US military said their unit was "pressured" into seeing Amazon's "Melania" documentary about the first lady.

SOLDIERS VOLUNTEERING FOR HAZARDOUS DUTY TO AVOID SEEING MELANIA MOCKUMENTARY: “I’ll charge a machine gun nest with a soup ladle, I’ll charge into any building that doesn’t have a projector running!!!” #genevaconvention #bezosbribe

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'Melania' Attains Biggest Critic-Audience Disparity in Rotten Tomatoes History Melania Trump's new documentary is now the film with the biggest disparity between critic and audience reviews in Rotten Tomatoes history.

LOL. This is how Trump will stuff the ballot boxes...

‘Melania’ Attains Biggest Critic-Audience Disparity in Rotten Tomatoes History
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Original post on mstdn.social

LOL. This is how Trump will stuff the ballot boxes...

‘Melania’ Attains Biggest Critic-Audience Disparity in Rotten Tomatoes History
au.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-news/melani...

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Justine McCarthy: Melania Trump is the ultimate Stepford wife: silent, unseeing and uncaring Melania, a documentary for which the nominal first lady was paid an obscene sum of €23.7m, demolishes any hope that under that big hat is a head swilling with profound thoughts

Melania Trump is the ultimate Stepford wife: silent, unseeing and uncaring
www.irishtimes.com/opinion/2026...

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Justine McCarthy: Melania Trump is the ultimate Stepford wife: silent, unseeing and uncaring Melania, a documentary for which the nominal first lady was paid an obscene sum of €23.7m, demolishes any hope that under that big hat is a head swilling with profound thoughts

Melania Trump is the ultimate Stepford wife: silent, unseeing and uncaring
www.irishtimes.com/opinion/2026/02/06/justi...

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Video: Opinion | The Empty Propaganda of ‘Melania’ President Trump is a master of creating false realities, and the new “Melania” film reveals that the first lady is too, Maureen Dowd, an opinion columnist, argues on “The Opinions.” She and her fellow...

The Empty Propaganda of ‘Melania’
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Video: Opinion | The Empty Propaganda of ‘Melania’ President Trump is a master of creating false realities, and the new “Melania” film reveals that the first lady is too, Maureen Dowd, an opinion columnist, argues on “The Opinions.” She and her fellow columnist Carlos Lozada unpack how the documentary serves as a piece of propaganda.

The Empty Propaganda of ‘Melania’
www.nytimes.com/video/opinion/1000000106...

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Amazon pulls Melania from Oregon cinema after owner’s criticism as rumours mount over ‘fake ticket sales’ Owner of local cinema says Amazon is upset at way they marketed movie as some in US say healthy ticket sales are not reflected by empty seats

Everything about the Trumps is a fraud.

Amazon pulls Melania from Oregon cinema after owner’s criticism as rumours mount over ‘fake ticket sales’
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/fe...

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Why Melania's hit documentary terrifies critics who desperately wanted her to fail
Brett Ratner's film earned nearly $8 million in its opening weekend despite scathing reviews from Variety and The Guardian
By Karol Markowicz - Fox News
Published February 6, 2026 5:00am EST

Fox News Why Melania's hit documentary terrifies critics who desperately wanted her to fail Brett Ratner's film earned nearly $8 million in its opening weekend despite scathing reviews from Variety and The Guardian By Karol Markowicz - Fox News Published February 6, 2026 5:00am EST

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Titles that tested better with audiences than "Melania"

Root Canal
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Titles that tested better with audiences than "Melania" Root Canal Colonoscopy

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Is it possible the $7 million in box office revenue for the Melania documentary in large part occurred because some source purchased a large number of tickets.
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Melania Trump's Movie Ticket Sales Are Catastrophically Bad & The Internet Won't Let Her Forget It - The List Melania Trump's self-titled documentary isn't exactly filling up movie theaters, with netizens eagerly sharing how few tickets have sold on social media.

Melania Trump's Movie Ticket Sales Are Catastrophically Bad & The Internet Won't Let Her Forget It
www.thelist.com/2086215/mela...

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Melania Trump's Movie Ticket Sales Are Catastrophically Bad & The Internet Won't Let Her Forget It - The List Melania Trump's self-titled documentary isn't exactly filling up movie theaters, with netizens eagerly sharing how few tickets have sold on social media.

Melania Trump's Movie Ticket Sales Are Catastrophically Bad & The Internet Won't Let Her Forget It
www.thelist.com/2086215/melania-trump-mo...

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

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Melania doesn’t care. She got her $28M. Bezos doesn’t care. He’s 34B richer since Trump took office.

But the theater owners care. And they suffer. Bezos and Trump don’t give a fuck about them.

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

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Melania doesn’t care. She got her $28M. Bezos doesn’t care. He’s 34B richer since Trump took office.

But the theater owners care. And they suffer. Bezos and Trump don’t give a fuck about them.

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

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Box Office Mojo reporting that day two grosses dropped 20% from day one; day three dropped 20% from day two.  Receipts have dropped 40% after three days in release!

Box Office Mojo reporting that day two grosses dropped 20% from day one; day three dropped 20% from day two. Receipts have dropped 40% after three days in release!

Melania breaking records, alright. Dropping 20% per day is no easy feat!

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Melania breaking records, alright. Dropping 20% per day is no easy feat!

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Betsy Klein: “I have covered Melania Trump for the better part of the last decade. I’ve traveled to her native Slovenia and met childhood classmates, flown on her plane and climbed the Great Wall of China with her."

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