Maybe throw in some used bath water?
‘Melania’ Movie Goes to Streaming After Humiliating Box Office Bomb
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Maybe throw in some used bath water?
‘Melania’ Movie Goes to Streaming After Humiliating Box Office Bomb
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Maybe throw in some used bath water?
‘Melania’ Movie Goes to Streaming After Humiliating Box Office Bomb
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The final numbers are in! The $75m bribe-movie “Melania” made a total of $16m domestically.
And a whopping $187,000 internationally.
Instant classic.
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Melania, the Naked Bribe
Jeff Bezos should have just bribed Melania directly and saved $31M.
$28M Bribe to Melania
$40M Budget
$75M Total Cost w/Bribe and promo
$16M Gross US
$16M Gross Worldwide, $200,000ww
($59M) Loss including $28M bribe
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#BezosBribe
#ETTD
Executives at Amazon Studios are pinning their hopes on new Prime Video sign-ups.
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Maybe throw in some used Melania bath water as additional disincentive!
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After a second disastrous weekend drop in ticket sales for the much-maligned “Melania” movie, executives at Amazon Studios are pinning their hopes on new Prime Video sign-ups when the box office disaster becomes available for streaming.
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The Rotten Tomatoes critic-audience gap for the Melania film broke the record previously held by the 2024 Reagan biopic, which was 18% vs 98%.
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The Rotten Tomatoes critic-audience gap for the Melania film broke the record previously held by the 2024 Reagan biopic, which was 18% vs 98%.
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Box Office Mojo daily report for Melania ticket sales. Decline has been precipitous! Where's Bin Salman when you need him?
Come on, MAGA! Buy more tickets, or Trump won't invite you to his ballroom!
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Come on, MAGA! Buy more tickets, or Trump won't invite you to his ballroom!
#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol
SOLDIERS VOLUNTEERING FOR HAZARDOUS DUTY TO AVOID SEEING MELANIA MOCKUMENTARY: “I’ll charge a machine gun nest with a soup ladle, I’ll charge into any building that doesn’t have a projector running!!!” #genevaconvention #bezosbribe
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LOL. This is how Trump will stuff the ballot boxes...
‘Melania’ Attains Biggest Critic-Audience Disparity in Rotten Tomatoes History
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LOL. This is how Trump will stuff the ballot boxes...
‘Melania’ Attains Biggest Critic-Audience Disparity in Rotten Tomatoes History
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Melania Trump is the ultimate Stepford wife: silent, unseeing and uncaring
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Melania Trump is the ultimate Stepford wife: silent, unseeing and uncaring
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The Empty Propaganda of ‘Melania’
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The Empty Propaganda of ‘Melania’
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Everything about the Trumps is a fraud.
Amazon pulls Melania from Oregon cinema after owner’s criticism as rumours mount over ‘fake ticket sales’
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Fox News Why Melania's hit documentary terrifies critics who desperately wanted her to fail Brett Ratner's film earned nearly $8 million in its opening weekend despite scathing reviews from Variety and The Guardian By Karol Markowicz - Fox News Published February 6, 2026 5:00am EST
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Titles that tested better with audiences than "Melania" Root Canal Colonoscopy
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Is it possible the $7 million in box office revenue for the Melania documentary in large part occurred because some source purchased a large number of tickets.
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Melania Trump's Movie Ticket Sales Are Catastrophically Bad & The Internet Won't Let Her Forget It
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Melania Trump's Movie Ticket Sales Are Catastrophically Bad & The Internet Won't Let Her Forget It
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Melania doesn’t care. She got her $28M. Bezos doesn’t care. He’s 34B richer since Trump took office.
But the theater owners care. And they suffer. Bezos and Trump don’t give a fuck about them.
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Melania doesn’t care. She got her $28M. Bezos doesn’t care. He’s 34B richer since Trump took office.
But the theater owners care. And they suffer. Bezos and Trump don’t give a fuck about them.
#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol
Box Office Mojo reporting that day two grosses dropped 20% from day one; day three dropped 20% from day two. Receipts have dropped 40% after three days in release!
Melania breaking records, alright. Dropping 20% per day is no easy feat!
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Melania breaking records, alright. Dropping 20% per day is no easy feat!
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Betsy Klein: “I have covered Melania Trump for the better part of the last decade. I’ve traveled to her native Slovenia and met childhood classmates, flown on her plane and climbed the Great Wall of China with her."
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