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The only real limits are the ones drawn inside your mind...the silent barriers you refuse to challenge.

~ Sandal Sage ~

#Motivation #Mindset #SelfAwareness #Philosophy #Wisdom #Quotes #Reality #Observer #Human #Behavior #WiseWords #Humor #Comedy #BootlegGuru #Sage #Comics #SandalSage πŸ––

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#Empathy #Neighbour #Advice #Quotes #Comics #Sandal #Sage #Wisdom #Human #Behavior #Observer #Reality #Satire #Irony #WiseWords #BootlegGuru #Philosophy #Humor πŸ––

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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they must.

The wisest at the party is the one you forgot was even there. #SandalSage

#Wisdom #Quotes #Satire #Reality #Irony #Humor #Observer #Human #Behavior #Funny #WiseWords #Comedy #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #SageπŸ––

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Do not fear the bitter bean-water.

Fear the morning without it.
#SandalSage

#Coffee #Espresso #Cappuccino #Cafe #Funny #Humor #Satire #Reality #Morning #BurntBeans #BeanMe #BootlegGuru #WiseWords

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When the next chapter begins,
your failures are not stains...
they are the context that makes the triumphs matter.
#SandalSage

#Healing #Wellness #LifeLessons #Motivation #Resilience #Inspiration #Growth #Wisdom #WiseWords #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #BootlegGuru #Survival #Reality #Satire

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Georgia’s charm is sugar-coated steel.

β€œBless your heart” can slice sharper than any fang. #SandalSage

#Georgia #Charm #Irony #Sarcasm #Humor #Funny #Satire #Comedy #Reality #Behavior #Human #Observer #WiseWords #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #SandalSage

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We cannot fix the hive’s broken rules.

But we can sit.

We can breathe.

The only proof of need is the need itself.
#SandalSage

#MentalHealth #Wellness #SelfCare #Awareness #Healing #Calm #Peace #Mindfulness #Balance #Wisdom #Philosophy #Quotes #BootlegGuru #Human #Behavior

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#Truth #Honesty #Relationships #Philosophy #Wisdom #Humor #Funny #Comedy #Reality #Irony #Sarcasm #Quotes #Human #Behavior #Survival #Satire #Observer #Meerkat #ComicStrip #Comics #Cartoon #AIArt #BootlegGuru #WiseWords #Sage #SandalSage

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#Meerkat #ComicStrip #Comics #Cartoon #AIArt #BootlegGuru #WiseWords #Sage #SandalSage

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#Survival #Irony #BootlegGuru #Reality #Observer #AIArt #Funny #ComicStrip #Behavior #Human #Comedy #Wisdom #Meerkat #WiseWords #Sarcasm #Satire #Sage #Philosophy #Humor #SandalSage πŸ––

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#coffee #burntbeans #bitter #beans #beanme #Humor #Quotes #Comics #Cartoon #Philosophy #Survival #Irony #BootlegGuru #Reality #Observer #AIArt #Funny #ComicStrip #Behavior #Human #Comedy #Wisdom #Meerkat #WiseWords #Sarcasm #Satire #Sage

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#Survival #ComicStrip #BootlegGuru #Comedy #WiseWords #Behavior #Satire #Sarcasm #Funny #Quotes #Observer #Wisdom #Human #Sage #SandalSage πŸ––

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The wind talks. It is its nature.

It says nothing of substance. It simply moves and is gone.

The critic is the wind.

Their words have no weight unless you build your house of paper. #SandalSage πŸ––

#Critics #Rumours #Jealousy #ImposterSyndrome #Confidence #BootlegGuru #Quotes #Observer #Meerkat

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#Sarcasm #Comedy #Human #Wisdom #Funny #WiseWords #Satire #Irony #BootlegGuru #Sage #SandalSage πŸ––

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Breathe in...the debt.

Breathe out...the regret.

Good.

Now for an additional fee, let us practice 'Blinking With Purpose.'

~ Sandal Sage ~

#Health #Wellness #Scam #Commodification #Retreat #Camp #Getaway #Comics #Funny #Observer #Humor #Satire #Irony #Quotes #BootlegGuru #Meerkat #SandalSage πŸ––

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#Wellness #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #Quotes #WiseWords #Sarcasm #Meerkat #Satire #SandalSage πŸ––

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#Sheeple #Comedy #Sarcasm #WiseWords #Irony #Meerkat #Wisdom #Humor #Funny #Human #Satire #BootlegGuru #Comics #Observer #Sage #Quotes #SandalSage πŸ––

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Do not celebrate the day they allow you to lower your chains.

Celebrate the creature who was never wearing any.

~ Sandal Sage ~

#Corporatelife #9to5 #ModernSlavery #Chains #Sheeple #Comics #Humor #Irony #Observer #BootlegGuru #Quotes #Wisdom #Meerkat #Satire #Sarcasm #WiseWords #SandalSage πŸ––

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Do not fear being boring.

Fear being watched.

The predator that loses interest is the one that leaves you alone.

This is a victory.

~ Sandal Sage ~

#BigBrother #SurveillanceState #MinorityReport #HiddenCam #Irony #Human #Comic #Funny #Observer #Humor #Sarcasm #Satire #BootlegGuru #SandalSage πŸ––

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#FakeNews #Manipulation #Advertising #CoverUp #Reality #Headlines #Sheep #BootlegGuru #Wisdom #Meerkat #Comedy #Satire #Quotes #Sarcasm #Sage #SandalSage πŸ––

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#LiveForTheMoment #Awareness #Wellness #QualityLife #BootlegGuru #Sarcasm #Irony #Quotes #WiseWords

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They have traded private burrows for a shared cage.
They call it 'progress.'
I call it a very clean, well-lit prison.
Pass the grub.
~ Sandal Sage ~

#Grindculture #Hustleculture #Corporate #9to5 #QuietQuitting #ModernSlavery #Severance #Comics #Wisdom #BootlegGuru #WiseWords #Meerkat #SandalSage πŸ––

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Luck didn't knock.,,but the Feast-Bringer did.
I will take the guaranteed victory every time.
A far more reliable omen than 'luck.'
~ Sandal Sage ~

#Luck #Pizza #Omens #Winning #Victory #Funny #Comics #WiseWords #Quote #Humor #Satire #Irony #Meerkat #Comedy #Wisdom #BootlegGuru #Sage #SandalSage πŸ––

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They buy words about living while forgetting to live.

The greatest trick the two-legged predator ever pulled was selling the prey its own instincts.

#Hypocrisy #Wellness #Mindfulness #SimpleLiving #BootlegGuru #Comics #Irony #Funny #Quotes #Humor #WiseWords #Meerkat #Wisdom #Comedy #SandalSage πŸ––

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In the wild, we run when we know we've lost.
It is how we live to squeak another day.
Your rules demand you sit and be eaten.
A very civilized way to die.

#SandalSage πŸ––

#Chess #SunkCost #Gambit #Dating #Relationships #Defeat #Self-delusion #Comics #WiseWords #Wisdom #BootlegGuru #Meerkat #Quotes

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The hawk does not care how many times you've escaped.

Only if you see its shadow now. ~ Sandal Sage ~

#Resilience #Planning #GetUp #NeverGiveUp #ActionParalysis #Failure #Success #Regret #Adaptability #LiveInThePresent #Comics #Wisdom #BootlegGuru #Quotes #WiseWords #Meerkat #Sage #SandalSage πŸ––

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The line is drawn.
The law is made.
On this side, you chew.
On that side, it glows.
Never the twain shall meet.

#WorkLifeBalance #Hustleculture #Grindculture #MentalHealth #Wellness #Comedy #Funny #WiseWords #BootlegGuru #Human #Quotes #Humor #Sage #Meerkat #Satire #Wisdom #Comics #SandalSage πŸ––

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Beam the funds, you beautiful piece of tech!

#modern #finance #Business #Tech #Crypto #Money #Barter #Observer #WiseWords #Comics #Humor #Irony #Quotes #Comedy #Human #BootlegGuru #Funny #Sarcasm #Satire #Meerkat #Wisdom #Sage #SandalSage πŸ––

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