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Great News from WASHINGTON (The #Borowitz Report)—In an announcement that raised eyebrows among political observers, the White House announced on Tuesday that, after redactions, Donald J. Trump’s State of the Union Address would be only seventeen seconds long.
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The underlying #truth in a nutshell, re: Sir & fiends, per satirist #Borowitz
> Trump Says Andrew's Arrest Sets Dangerous Precedent of Pedophiles Facing Consequences
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
King #TrumpVirus wasted no time saying that the #TrumpEpsteinFiles 'totally exonerated' HIM!
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Sir#TrumpVirus expressed that it is sad for the Royal family - though smiling and energized (as someone "still undefeated") bragged that HE, of course, was totally exonerated!
The #ToddlerKing added that he just found out - from the other (unreleased) 3 million #EpsteinFiles pages […]
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Photo of beaming 47 with gold medal MILAN (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump celebrated at the Winter Olympics on Tuesday after winning the gold medal in the downhill presidency. Trump beamed as he stood on the winners’ podium, boasting, “Obama never won this.” Notching a historic win, Trump set a new speed record for driving the world’s strongest economy into a ditch. Despite his victory, he remained bitter about the Super Bowl halftime show, telling reporters that “Bad Bunny took a job away from an American bunny.”
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"Tom Homan ordered all 700 ICE agents leaving the city to return their signing bonuses to him in a paper bag."
#ICE #Borowitz #Homan #Bribery #Fascism
#democracy #usa #gop #fascists
👉 Vote 'em Out!
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>>
We were incredulous that someone as incompetent as Kristi Noem was nominated in the first place,” the canines wrote. “We knew this wouldn’t end well.”
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This is not a partisan issue,” the dogs concluded.
Cats agree.
#Borowitz
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You know the lines between satire and reality have blurred to invisibility when stuff like this happens.
Well done, Andy.
#Borowitz #Bush #Trump
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This.✓
"Tiffany Network" of #propaganda/#censorship
www.borowitzreport.com/p/bari-weiss...
>Bari Weiss announced... a zero-tolerance policy for #news
>Next Sunday, CBS will air the first Weiss-edited episode of “60 Minutes,” now called “4 Minutes.”
#TrumpVirus #CBS #BariWeiss #media #Borowitz
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This. ✓
#Borowitz on the "Tiffany Network" of #TrumpVirus
> Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News
www.borowitzreport.com/p/bari-weiss-declares-cb...
> NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—At a tense all-hands meeting on Wednesday, editor-in-chief Bari Weiss […]
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You might think this is satire, but there's more truth in it than you know.
#Borowitz #Republicans #Healthcare
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#Affordability #Borowitz
bsky.app/profile/boro...
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#BorowitzOnTrump&Teens #Pedophilia
Andy #Borowitz speaks on what he's learned investigating accusations that Trump raped an underage girl.
Borowitz calls for the charge to be fully investigated, not claiming it's certain what happened.
www.borowitzreport.com/p/the-child-...
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Classic #Borowitz. Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-hono...
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