Latest posts tagged with #BuffRet on Bluesky
Blizzard… I barely have enough time to log into one character,
and now you expect me to design an entire house too?
Meanwhile, my Ret Paladin is still doing less damage than healers.
Fix the balance before adding more chores. This is exhausting. #BuffRet #Warcraft
Wow, Blizzard… I don’t even have time to log into ONE character,
and now you want me to learn a whole new spec?
FFS, I’m still sitting here on my Ret Paladin, doing less damage than my healer spec.
How about fixing THAT before adding more homework? 😤 #BuffRet #Warcraft
Legion Remix drops October 7th!
📝 More dailies I won’t have time for
⏳ 3 minutes of daily game time as a dad of 8
😩 Endless FOMO while Ret Paladin rots at the bottom
💀 Can’t wait to stress over everything I can’t do
#BuffRet #Warcraft
Nah, I don’t wanna learn SHIT, Blizzard!!! 🤬
PM me when Ret Paladins get BUFFED,
’cause until then, I don’t care about your fancy new zones or story reveals.
I just wanna do DAMAGE, not read homework.
#BuffRet #Warcraft
Of course you have no thoughts, Blizzard — if you had even ONE braincell, you’d BUFF RET. 🤦♂️
Get your eyes checked, we’re doing LESS DAMAGE THAN OUR HEALER SPEC.
FIX IT before I even think about buying your shiny new Midnight expansion.
#BuffRet #Warcraft
Oh wow, favorite moments in the Race to World First?
My favorite moment was when Ret Paladin was actually THERE…
…oh wait, Blizzard FUCKING HATES US so now there’s NO BUFFS, NO RET PALADIN, NOTHING.
But hey, enjoy voting while I rot at the bottom of DPS... below holy paladin 👍 #BuffRet #Warcraft
Oh cool, DUNGEON DATA TIME! Let’s see where Ret Paladin is this week…
At first, I thought the chart was bugged.
Nope.
Turns out we’re actually BELOW HOLY PRIEST.
A HEALER.
Season 1 we were feared gods, now we’re a walking meme.
Blizzard, FIX. THIS. 💀 #BuffRet #Warcraft
Oh cool, you run with tons of Rets? Meanwhile I’m sitting here with 4 hours to play a day, getting insta-declined from +2s because people still think Ret is trolling. Wild how it’s “fine” for some folks and completely unplayable for the rest of us. #BuffRet #TwoDifferentGames
Awesome, can’t wait for 47 more weekly chores I have to do or fall behind—except as a Ret Paladin, I’m already behind because nobody wants me in their group. No buffs, no fixes, just more ways to feel left out. Sigh. Another patch of disappointment. #BuffRet #MMOorJob
Awesome, can’t wait for 47 more weekly chores I have to do or fall behind—except as a Ret Paladin, I’m already behind because nobody wants me in their group. No buffs, no fixes, just more ways to feel left out. Sigh. Another patch of disappointment. #BuffRet #MMOorJob
Grats!! That’s awesome. Meanwhile, I’m over here playing Ret Paladin, can’t get into a +2, can’t sniff an AOTC, and apparently existing in group finder is offensive now. Very self-affirming couple of days for everyone else, I guess. 😭 #BuffRet #RetIsACrime
Grats on the +12, seriously. Must be nice actually getting invited to keys. I’m over here rotting in the inn because I dared to queue as a Ret Paladin—apparently that’s still a war crime. Can’t wait for Blizzard to keep ignoring it while everyone else moves on. #BuffRet #RetLifeIsSuffering
Awesome, a whole calendar of content I won’t get to play because Ret Paladin is still dumpster-tier and nobody wants one in their group. Maybe pencil in a buff sometime? Just a thought. #BuffRet #StillGarbage #ThanksBlizz
Wow, more pointless hotfixes that still don’t fix Ret. I can’t even get into raid, let alone benefit from a skip. Lol. Great balancing, Blizz. 👏 #BuffRet #FixTheRealProblems
That looks awesome—seriously, great work! Too bad Blizzard couldn’t put that much effort into balancing Ret Paladin so I can get invited to LFR and M0s without getting laughed at. 💀 #BuffRet #SoulShardJealousy
My feed’s a little quiet too—maybe because everyone’s still complaining about how Ret Paladins are trash after last season. But hey, maybe if Blizzard followed the state of their game instead of ignoring glaring issues, we wouldn’t be stuck here. #WoWFail #BuffRet #FixTheGame
The only thing queer here is the complete lack of Ret Paladin buffs. Thanks, everyone, for making sure my spec stays locked in a perpetual state of underperformance. But hey, at least WoW’s got plenty of systems that barely work to distract us from the real issues. #BuffRet #WoWPriorities
Oh cool, another dungeon built around skips only Mages or Warlocks can do. Guess Ret Paladins can stay benched again. Stop designing dungeons around glitches and exploit tech—some of us just press buttons and hope. #BuffRet #LetUsPlayToo #NotEveryoneHasABlink
Wow, Ret gets dumpstered now because y’all whined last season. Congrats. I can’t even get into a +2 without whispers like I queued as a wet noodle. I just wanna hit buttons and vibe in LFR, not be judged like I’m applying for Mythic raiding. #BuffRet #LetMeShine
