#ButterBlunders

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7 months ago

Butter’s Backstab: Animal Fats Sabotage Tumor Fighting, Plants Save Day #AnimalFatFail #ButterBlunders #PlantPower #ImmuneSystem #SatireScience By: TheJestPress.com In a revelation that will have bacon enthusiasts clutching their chests (and not just from cholesterol), scientists have declared war on animal fats. According to a new, cheese-shattering landmark study, fats from butter, lard, and beef tallow have been caught red-handed sabotaging the immune system’s valiant efforts to battle tumors. Yes, you read that correctly: your immune cells are apparently too busy mopping up cholesterol to notice the tumors tap-dancing upstage.

Butter’s Backstab: Animal Fats Sabotage Tumor Fighting, Plants Save Day

#AnimalFatFail #ButterBlunders #PlantPower #ImmuneSystem #SatireScience By: TheJestPress.com In a revelation that will have bacon enthusiasts clutching their chests (and not just from cholesterol), scientists have declared war…

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