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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A comic panel is captioned "The Lord of Hell when a Republican once again tries to sell his ratty-(censored) worthless soul for votes". Neron, the handsome blonde lord of Hell, rolls his eyes and pouts. He says, "Oh, great. It's this guy." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

A comic panel is captioned "The Lord of Hell when a Republican once again tries to sell his ratty-(censored) worthless soul for votes". Neron, the handsome blonde lord of Hell, rolls his eyes and pouts. He says, "Oh, great. It's this guy." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Ah, Neron, the (former) Lord of Hell. Like Lucifer, only ten times as sassy. He knows there's no market value on a fascist's soul.

(Art sampled from "Nightwing" Vol. 4 #104)

#CaptionAdded #VisualEdit #ComicEdit

#SellYourSoul #Republican #Antifa #Antifascist #Leftism #Nightwing #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
In a comic panel a scarred hand holds a candy bar, labeled "Choco Bar" with a "Wayne Sweets" logo. Captions read, "Wayne Sweets presents... The Wayne Sweets Experience." Angled labels in friendly red and white letters say, "Just like our AI-generated ads (trust us)! Possibly candy to be had with low lead content! Feel menaced by popular Batman (TM) villain The Wall Guy! Guaranteed at least one out of work actor dressed as a Robin! Probably!" a caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

In a comic panel a scarred hand holds a candy bar, labeled "Choco Bar" with a "Wayne Sweets" logo. Captions read, "Wayne Sweets presents... The Wayne Sweets Experience." Angled labels in friendly red and white letters say, "Just like our AI-generated ads (trust us)! Possibly candy to be had with low lead content! Feel menaced by popular Batman (TM) villain The Wall Guy! Guaranteed at least one out of work actor dressed as a Robin! Probably!" a caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

I didn't use imitation bots to make this, so already it's higher quality!

Did you know Wayne Enterprises made candy? I didn't!

(Art sampled from "The Boy Wonder" Vol. 1 #2)

#CaptionAdded #NoEdit

#WonkaExperience #CandyBar #WayneEnterprises #Satire #NewComicBookDay #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A comic panel is captioned "Whenever a leftist account posts an admin reveal". An attractive young ghost with long black hair and a blue robe stares at the reader, wide-eyed and blushing. He says, "That's... ... amazing." He is labeled "The Me Who Admires Beauty". An old ghost woman with her gray hair done up in a bun with sticks through it, dressed in a gray robe with gold trim, bonks the young man over the head with a stick shaped into a jade dragon. She says, "Settle down now." She is labeled "The Me Who Doesn't Want To Be Creepy". A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

A comic panel is captioned "Whenever a leftist account posts an admin reveal". An attractive young ghost with long black hair and a blue robe stares at the reader, wide-eyed and blushing. He says, "That's... ... amazing." He is labeled "The Me Who Admires Beauty". An old ghost woman with her gray hair done up in a bun with sticks through it, dressed in a gray robe with gold trim, bonks the young man over the head with a stick shaped into a jade dragon. She says, "Settle down now." She is labeled "The Me Who Doesn't Want To Be Creepy". A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Ya wanna know the truth? It's easy not ta' be creepy when ya' treat people like they belong only ta' themselves. Compliments oughta uplift them, not draw attention ta' you.

(Art sampled from "Spirit World" Vol. 2 #1)

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#Selfies #Compliments #AdminReveals #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A comic panel is captioned "Whenever I'm Asked Out". In the panel, Amanda Waller is speaking to the Suicide Squad while Peacemaker is on speaker. Peacemaker says, "I'm planning a little get-together this weekend, and I'd love to have them there." Captain Boomerang has a look of shock, and is labeled "Anxiety." He says, "Say no!" Deadpool holds up a hand to stop, and draws his hand across his throat. He is labeled "Depression," and he says, "Tell him we're busy." Harley Quinn is gritting her teeth and holding up her hands. She is labeled "Exhaustion." King Shark is playing a Nintendo Switch and not paying attention. He is labeled "The live shark in my head that just vidya gaems". A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

A comic panel is captioned "Whenever I'm Asked Out". In the panel, Amanda Waller is speaking to the Suicide Squad while Peacemaker is on speaker. Peacemaker says, "I'm planning a little get-together this weekend, and I'd love to have them there." Captain Boomerang has a look of shock, and is labeled "Anxiety." He says, "Say no!" Deadpool holds up a hand to stop, and draws his hand across his throat. He is labeled "Depression," and he says, "Tell him we're busy." Harley Quinn is gritting her teeth and holding up her hands. She is labeled "Exhaustion." King Shark is playing a Nintendo Switch and not paying attention. He is labeled "The live shark in my head that just vidya gaems". A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Luckily I have good friends who don't always take no for an answer. Doesn't matter if I wanna or not, this is what happens!

(Art sampled from "Peacemaker Tries Hard!" Vol. 1 #1)

#CaptionAdded #LabelsAdded #NoEdit

#Neurospicy #Neurodivergent #SuicideSquad #Peacemaker #Introvert #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
Three comic panels are captioned "King Shark Presents: Dealing with Fascists Step by Step". The first panel is labeled "Step 1: De-Escalate". King Shark raises his hands and says, "I am not looking for trouble. Perhaps we can work this out peacefully?" The second panel is labeled "Step 2: Protect Yourself and Others". Guards open fire on King Shark with lightning guns. King Shark leaps and tumbles out of the way. The final panel is captioned "Step 3: Aww [censored] it, you tried". King Shark is violently tearing through guards, blood on his jaws and a blood spray in the air. He says, "This is not my fault. I gave you an out." A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Three comic panels are captioned "King Shark Presents: Dealing with Fascists Step by Step". The first panel is labeled "Step 1: De-Escalate". King Shark raises his hands and says, "I am not looking for trouble. Perhaps we can work this out peacefully?" The second panel is labeled "Step 2: Protect Yourself and Others". Guards open fire on King Shark with lightning guns. King Shark leaps and tumbles out of the way. The final panel is captioned "Step 3: Aww [censored] it, you tried". King Shark is violently tearing through guards, blood on his jaws and a blood spray in the air. He says, "This is not my fault. I gave you an out." A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

King shark in Suicide Squad: Kill Arkham Asylum is more thoughtful, but still a maneater, an' I love it!

(Art sampled from "Suicide Squad: Kill Arkham Asylum" Vol. 1 #5)

#CaptionAdded #NoEdit

#KingShark #SuicideSquad #Arkhamverse #Antifa #Antifascist #Leftism #NewComicBookDay #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
Three comic panels edited in purples, blues, and reds. Kilowog walks through the woods under a full moon. He lifts off from the ground, then flies toward the moon through a starry sky with the power of his green lantern ring. A series of captions say, "The iron in our blood, the calcium in our teeth, the carbon in our genes, were produced billions of years ago in the interior of a red giant star. We are made of star-stuff. Carl Sagan." Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit."

Three comic panels edited in purples, blues, and reds. Kilowog walks through the woods under a full moon. He lifts off from the ground, then flies toward the moon through a starry sky with the power of his green lantern ring. A series of captions say, "The iron in our blood, the calcium in our teeth, the carbon in our genes, were produced billions of years ago in the interior of a red giant star. We are made of star-stuff. Carl Sagan." Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit."

One a' my all-time favorite quotes. We're all connected, an' connected ta' the universe, an' I think that's beautiful.

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps" Vol. 1 #220)

#CaptionAdded #VisualEdit #ComicEdit

#Kilowog #GreenLantern #GreenLanternCorps #CarlSagan #Inspirational #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
Two comic panels. In the first, Kilowog, in his Green Lantern uniform, approaches Mister Miracle of the Justice League International. Kilowog says, "Hey! What's all the uproar?" Mister Miracle says, "It's capitalism! It doesn't seem to be working very well!" Kilowog saysm, "You poozers tried turning it off yet?" Mister Miracle looks shocked. "Turn off... capitalism?" Kilowog says, "I mean what I said--" A caption reads, "Turn off capitalism. Support striking workers." Another caption says "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Two comic panels. In the first, Kilowog, in his Green Lantern uniform, approaches Mister Miracle of the Justice League International. Kilowog says, "Hey! What's all the uproar?" Mister Miracle says, "It's capitalism! It doesn't seem to be working very well!" Kilowog saysm, "You poozers tried turning it off yet?" Mister Miracle looks shocked. "Turn off... capitalism?" Kilowog says, "I mean what I said--" A caption reads, "Turn off capitalism. Support striking workers." Another caption says "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Never cross a picket line! When workers strike, we support 'em however we can!

Art sampled from "Justice League International" Vol. 1 #10)

#CaptionAdded #DialogueEdit #ComicEdit

#JusticeLeague #MisterMiracle #Kilowog #GreenLantern #Leftism #UnionStrong #Unionize #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
In a comic panel Kilowog is lying on his back, dressed in a green tank top, shorts, and boots. He is unconscious. A purple and blue aura surrounds him, and the background is a psychadelic swirl of color. He thinks, "I know sumptin's broken inside. I can feel my heartjuices spillin'. I'm conscious... feeling myself dyin'." A caption reads, "Sometimes I feel like this. But never forever. Trust that it will pass." Another caption says, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

In a comic panel Kilowog is lying on his back, dressed in a green tank top, shorts, and boots. He is unconscious. A purple and blue aura surrounds him, and the background is a psychadelic swirl of color. He thinks, "I know sumptin's broken inside. I can feel my heartjuices spillin'. I'm conscious... feeling myself dyin'." A caption reads, "Sometimes I feel like this. But never forever. Trust that it will pass." Another caption says, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Bein' my kinda neurospicy means that when I'm in a dark spiral, I can't never remember bein' out a' it.

But here's the thing. It ain't true.

(Art sampled from "New Guardians" Vol. 1 #12)

#CaptionAdded #VisualEdit #ComicEdit

#Neurospicy #Neurodivergent #Kilowog #NewGuardians #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A comic panel is captioned, "There is no heterosexual explanation for this." On a rooftop on a rainy Gotham night, Batman is kneeling on the butt of an anthropomorphic frog in a suit while Earth 2's Huntress, Batman's daughter, looks on. A caption says, "There is no other explanation either, but there's definitely no heterosexual explanation". Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

A comic panel is captioned, "There is no heterosexual explanation for this." On a rooftop on a rainy Gotham night, Batman is kneeling on the butt of an anthropomorphic frog in a suit while Earth 2's Huntress, Batman's daughter, looks on. A caption says, "There is no other explanation either, but there's definitely no heterosexual explanation". Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

The weirdest part a' this is that Huntress here is Earth-2's Huntress, which means she's Bruce's daughter from the future. This ain't somethin' ya' wanna see yer dad doin'.

(Art sampled from "Justice Society of America" Vol. 4 #4)

#CaptionAdded #NoEdit

#Batman #Huntress #Anthro #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
In a comic panel a scientist looks with frustration at a gem and a lump of putty both in a red beam fired from a green machine. Superboy looks back over his shoulder as he opens the door to leave. A caption reads, "After using the strange ray again--" The scientist says, "The duplicate jewel also came out wrong! It's melting like ice! My... my invention is a failure!" Superboy says, "Too bad, professor! Well, I'll be on my way!" A caption reads, "Good Grodd, Superboy, he still managed to make a duplicator ray that creates matter! Show some appropriate awe!" Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

In a comic panel a scientist looks with frustration at a gem and a lump of putty both in a red beam fired from a green machine. Superboy looks back over his shoulder as he opens the door to leave. A caption reads, "After using the strange ray again--" The scientist says, "The duplicate jewel also came out wrong! It's melting like ice! My... my invention is a failure!" Superboy says, "Too bad, professor! Well, I'll be on my way!" A caption reads, "Good Grodd, Superboy, he still managed to make a duplicator ray that creates matter! Show some appropriate awe!" Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

That ain't how it works, poozers! Ya' gotta keep tryin'! An' sometimes ya' find what ya' weren't lookin' for!

(Art sampled from "Superboy" Vol. 1 #68)

#CaptionAdded #NoEdit

#Superboy #Superman #SilverAge #SilverAgeComic #SilverAgeDC #DCComics #Comics #Science #ScientificMethod

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A comic panel is captioned, "Me any time anything bad happens to anybody." Cliff Steel, a.k.a. Robotman of the Doom Patrol, and fellow Doom Patrol member Negative Man are facing off against an angry mob of protesters in Washington D.C. Robotman says, "Lady, is this an american fascist thing? I bet it's an american fascit thing! God, I hate those guys!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

A comic panel is captioned, "Me any time anything bad happens to anybody." Cliff Steel, a.k.a. Robotman of the Doom Patrol, and fellow Doom Patrol member Negative Man are facing off against an angry mob of protesters in Washington D.C. Robotman says, "Lady, is this an american fascist thing? I bet it's an american fascit thing! God, I hate those guys!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

It's like Reagan. US fascists ain't behind every bad thing, but if ya' assume it you'll be right more than not.

(Art sampled from "Batman/Superman: World's Finest" Vol. 1 #15)

#CaptionAdded #DialogueEdit #ComicEdit

#DoomPatrol #Robotman #NegativeMan #Antifa #Antifascism #Leftism #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A comic panel of Cliff Steele, a.k.a. Robotman of the Doom Patrol, staring flatly as if in deep thought while he says ellipses, indicating silence. Captions read, "If all value comes from labor, but owners take nearly all the profits, then that means... wait a second... that means that capitalism is a scam and workers have nothing to lose but our chains!" Another caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit"

A comic panel of Cliff Steele, a.k.a. Robotman of the Doom Patrol, staring flatly as if in deep thought while he says ellipses, indicating silence. Captions read, "If all value comes from labor, but owners take nearly all the profits, then that means... wait a second... that means that capitalism is a scam and workers have nothing to lose but our chains!" Another caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit"

Once ya' accept the labor theory a' value, the road ta' communism is pretty inevitable.

(Art sampled from "Unstoppable Doom Patrol" Vol. 1 #3)

#CaptionAdded #NoEdit

#DoomPatrol #Robotman #Leftism #Socialism #Communism #AnarchoCommunism #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
In a cover from Secret Origins, Jason Woodrue the Floronic Man holds his arms outstretched upward within a forest, while surrounded by the Guardians of the Universe. He has been tinted red, giving him a demonic appearance. Captions read, "Satan welcoming the Guardians to Hell because of all the atrocities and fascism". A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit"

In a cover from Secret Origins, Jason Woodrue the Floronic Man holds his arms outstretched upward within a forest, while surrounded by the Guardians of the Universe. He has been tinted red, giving him a demonic appearance. Captions read, "Satan welcoming the Guardians to Hell because of all the atrocities and fascism". A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit"

I need ta' start a Guardian Status Group. I'll post "still dead an' good riddance" 'til they get resurrected!

(Art sampled from the cover of "Secret Origins" Vol. 2 #23)

#CaptionAdded #VisualEdit #ComicEdit

#GreenLantern #GuardiansOfTheUniverse #Antifa #Antifascist #Leftism #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
In an edited comic panel Kilowog, dressed in a green tank top, shorts, and boots, lies flat on his back with his eyes closed in front of a swirling background of blues and greens. A caption reads, "No more brain. Just vibes now." Another caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

In an edited comic panel Kilowog, dressed in a green tank top, shorts, and boots, lies flat on his back with his eyes closed in front of a swirling background of blues and greens. A caption reads, "No more brain. Just vibes now." Another caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Depression! Anxiety! ADHD! These were the ingredients used to make the perfect shitposter! But he accidentally added... AUTISM!

(Art sampled from "New Guardians" Vol. 1 #11)

#CaptionAdded #VisualEdit #ComicEdit

#Kilowog #NewGuardians #Neurodivergent #Neurospicy #DCComics #Comics #80sComics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A comic panel is captioned "How it feels telling others to practice self-care in today's world." The panel shows Raven flying over a mystical portal, ushering construction workers inside. She says, "It's all right. Ignore the battling leviathans and the impending nuclear disaster, and step through here, please." A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

A comic panel is captioned "How it feels telling others to practice self-care in today's world." The panel shows Raven flying over a mystical portal, ushering construction workers inside. She says, "It's all right. Ignore the battling leviathans and the impending nuclear disaster, and step through here, please." A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Ha ha ha the world is on fire but hey, remember ta' be kind ta' yerself, take yer meds, and meditate!

(Art sampled from "Titans" Vol. 4 #1)

#CaptionAdded #NoEdit

#Titans #RavenTitans #PostApocalyptic #SelfCare #AntiCapitalism #Leftism #Socialism #Communism #AnarchoCommunism #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
In a comic panel Green Arrow, Black Canary, and Conner Hawk stand on a beautiful island beach. Green Arrow has removed his quiver and is about to put it down. A caption reads, "Me, when there's anything I need to do today." Green Arrow says, "That's tomorrow's problem." A second caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

In a comic panel Green Arrow, Black Canary, and Conner Hawk stand on a beautiful island beach. Green Arrow has removed his quiver and is about to put it down. A caption reads, "Me, when there's anything I need to do today." Green Arrow says, "That's tomorrow's problem." A second caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Sigh. Yesterday me is such a jerk. Oh well, that sounds like it's tomorrow's problem!

(Art sampled from "Green Arrow" Vol. 7 #12)

#CaptionAdded #NoEdit

#GreenArrow #BlackCanary #Procrastination #ExecutiveDysfunction #Neurospicy #Neurodivergent #DCComics #Comics #NewComicBookDay

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A comic panel is captioned "Kilowog Names Heroes Pride 2024 Edition". In the comic panel many young queer heroes are at a pride party at the Oblivion Bar, as a caption proclaims. They are all mislabeled. Galaxy is labeled "Those Aren't Headphones." Natasha Irons a.k.a. Steel is labeled "Dazzler". Jay Nakamura is labeled "Cinnamon Roll". Grace Choi is labeled "Tall Girl Lifthing". Thunder is labeled "Short Girl Meme". Steel drawn again searching through the crowd is labeled "Also Dazzler But Far Away". Jon Kent a.k.a. Superman is labeled "Also Cinnamon Roll". Stitch is labeled "Gay Spider-Man". Dynastes is labeled "Stevonnie". A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

A comic panel is captioned "Kilowog Names Heroes Pride 2024 Edition". In the comic panel many young queer heroes are at a pride party at the Oblivion Bar, as a caption proclaims. They are all mislabeled. Galaxy is labeled "Those Aren't Headphones." Natasha Irons a.k.a. Steel is labeled "Dazzler". Jay Nakamura is labeled "Cinnamon Roll". Grace Choi is labeled "Tall Girl Lifthing". Thunder is labeled "Short Girl Meme". Steel drawn again searching through the crowd is labeled "Also Dazzler But Far Away". Jon Kent a.k.a. Superman is labeled "Also Cinnamon Roll". Stitch is labeled "Gay Spider-Man". Dynastes is labeled "Stevonnie". A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Happy Pride Month, poozers! Have ya' picked up DC Pride 2024 yet? Cuz I'm havin' trouble rememberin' names!

(Art sampled from "DC Pride 2024" Vol. 1 #1)

#CaptionAdded #LabelsAdded #NoEdit

#DCPride #PrideMonth #QueerPride #LGBTQ+ #LGBTQIA+ #PrideParty #Superman #DCComics #Comics #NewComicBookDay

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A caption over a comic panel reads, "Me going after billionaires after learning about the global death toll of capitalism." The panel shows Kilowog in his Green Lantern uniform, beating up a bunch of robot Manhunters. He shouts, "Ya shouldn'a done it, ya squeemy poozers! Ya shouldn'a tried ta kill everybody!" A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit"

A caption over a comic panel reads, "Me going after billionaires after learning about the global death toll of capitalism." The panel shows Kilowog in his Green Lantern uniform, beating up a bunch of robot Manhunters. He shouts, "Ya shouldn'a done it, ya squeemy poozers! Ya shouldn'a tried ta kill everybody!" A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit"

The casualty numbers in the Black Book a' Communism are inflated, but even if ya' take it at face value capitalism's worse.

(Art sampled from "Millennium" Vol. 1 #7)

#CaptionAdded #NoEdit #ArtTouchUp

#Kilowog #Poozer #AntiCapitalism #Leftism #Socialism #Communism #DCComics #Comics #80sComics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A close-up of Batman's face, his brow furrowed under his cowl, his eyes narrowed, his teeth gritted in pain and determination. Blood pours from his nose, spattering over his lips and chin. A caption reads, "I spilled my fruit punch all over my face. And now I angry at God." Another caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

A close-up of Batman's face, his brow furrowed under his cowl, his eyes narrowed, his teeth gritted in pain and determination. Blood pours from his nose, spattering over his lips and chin. A caption reads, "I spilled my fruit punch all over my face. And now I angry at God." Another caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Ya ever have one a' those days, poozers? Just the slightest little thing sets ya' off. Anyway, I figure every day is like that fer someone as tightly wound as Bats!

(Art sampled from "Detecitve Comics" Vol. 1 #1072)

#CaptionAdded #NoEdit

#Batman #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
Gunhawk and Gunbunny, two nineties C-list villains, are standing on a rooftop with their feet hidden by the rim of the roof. They look stereotypically nineties with large sniper rifles, visors hiding their eyes, and far too many pouches. Gunhawk says, "Where the [expletive] are our feet, Gunbunny?" Gunbunny says, "With our eyes, in one of your pouches, Gunhawk!!" The barcode logo from I Love the 90s is on a building, along with a caption reading "A Kilowog-core Edit"

Gunhawk and Gunbunny, two nineties C-list villains, are standing on a rooftop with their feet hidden by the rim of the roof. They look stereotypically nineties with large sniper rifles, visors hiding their eyes, and far too many pouches. Gunhawk says, "Where the [expletive] are our feet, Gunbunny?" Gunbunny says, "With our eyes, in one of your pouches, Gunhawk!!" The barcode logo from I Love the 90s is on a building, along with a caption reading "A Kilowog-core Edit"

Gunhawk and Gunbunny have appeared since the '90s but their style has not changed, an' I love that fer them. It's important ta' remember our history!

(Art sampled from the cover of "Batgirls" Vol. 1 #18)

#DialogueEdit #CaptionAdded #ComicEdit

#90sHeroes #90sComics #ILoveThe90s #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
In a comic panel Kilowog bolts upright in bed, his eyes wide. He wears a green tank top undershirt, his lower half is hidden under the covers. He shouts, "Time ta make memes an' spread communism!" A caption reads, "How I wake up every morning". Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

In a comic panel Kilowog bolts upright in bed, his eyes wide. He wears a green tank top undershirt, his lower half is hidden under the covers. He shouts, "Time ta make memes an' spread communism!" A caption reads, "How I wake up every morning". Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

Every day, an' I love it! Thank ya', poozers, fer makin' this so successful!

(Art sampled from "New Guardians" Vol. 1 #4)

#CaptionAdded #DialogueEdit #ComicEdit

#Kilowog #Memes #Leftism #Socialism #Communism #Propaganda #DCComics #Comics #80sComics

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Kilowog-core
Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A series of comic panels accompanied by captions. A caption reads, "If your man stalks you when you want privacy," and the panel shows Hal Jordan waiting outside Carol's door. A caption reads, "Won't take no for an answer," and the panel shows Carol rejecting Hal. A caption reads, "Exposes personal information to belittle you," and the panel shows Carol in the control center of her company, talking to Hal over a publicly audible radio as he refers to her secret identity as Star Sapphire. A caption reads, "Uses inappropriate innuendo to undermine you," and the panel shows more of the public radio conversation. Carol gives Hal an order, and Hal turns it into a reference to the last time they had sex. A caption reads, "And mansplains your job to you," Hal is telling Carol how to run her company and what planes to fly. A caption reads, "That's not your man. That's Hal Jordan. And Carol should fire him and get a restraining order." Another caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit."

A series of comic panels accompanied by captions. A caption reads, "If your man stalks you when you want privacy," and the panel shows Hal Jordan waiting outside Carol's door. A caption reads, "Won't take no for an answer," and the panel shows Carol rejecting Hal. A caption reads, "Exposes personal information to belittle you," and the panel shows Carol in the control center of her company, talking to Hal over a publicly audible radio as he refers to her secret identity as Star Sapphire. A caption reads, "Uses inappropriate innuendo to undermine you," and the panel shows more of the public radio conversation. Carol gives Hal an order, and Hal turns it into a reference to the last time they had sex. A caption reads, "And mansplains your job to you," Hal is telling Carol how to run her company and what planes to fly. A caption reads, "That's not your man. That's Hal Jordan. And Carol should fire him and get a restraining order." Another caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit."

CW: Sexual harassment, hate post

Check previous posts fer gushin' recommendations, but Adams's writin's even worse since I made this.

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern" Vol. 7 #1)

#CaptionAdded #NoEdit #FireJeremyAdams #Hateposting #ContentWarning #SexualHarassment #DCComics #Comics #GreenLantern

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1 year ago
Two comic panels are captioned by the words, "You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese - Kathryn Paulson, The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft" In the first panel an attractive upper-class chinese woman detects a yellow scent in the air. She says, "Say, do you smell that?" In the second panel she and her upper-class chinese woman friend twist their necks at unnatural angles with a "Crk" sound effect, their eyes go all black, and their mouths widen into a hideous grin as they follow the scent. The first woman says, "Oh, yes." A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit"

Two comic panels are captioned by the words, "You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese - Kathryn Paulson, The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft" In the first panel an attractive upper-class chinese woman detects a yellow scent in the air. She says, "Say, do you smell that?" In the second panel she and her upper-class chinese woman friend twist their necks at unnatural angles with a "Crk" sound effect, their eyes go all black, and their mouths widen into a hideous grin as they follow the scent. The first woman says, "Oh, yes." A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit"

I made this when Spirit World wuz first published last year, an' now it's out on trade paperback! It's amazin'! I recommend it!

(Art sampled from "Spirit World" Vol. 2 #1)

#CaptionAdded #VisualEdit #ComicEdit #SpiritWorld #ChineseMythology #Cheese #GhostStory #ChineseUnderworld #DCComics #Comics

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@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
In a comic panel, Green Lantern Hal Jordan confronts his friend Tom Kalamaku in an arctic landscape. Snow falls. Green Lantern points at Tom Kalamaku and says, "Tom, I hear you-- I love Tegra and the kids too-- but you, more than anyone else on Earth, know who the Guardians are-- and what they mean to the universe!" Tom replies, "I know what they mean to you, GL! They put you through hell for years, while you fought to be a real person and their cosmic cop at the same time!" A caption reads, "Don't be a cop. Just be a real person." Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

In a comic panel, Green Lantern Hal Jordan confronts his friend Tom Kalamaku in an arctic landscape. Snow falls. Green Lantern points at Tom Kalamaku and says, "Tom, I hear you-- I love Tegra and the kids too-- but you, more than anyone else on Earth, know who the Guardians are-- and what they mean to the universe!" Tom replies, "I know what they mean to you, GL! They put you through hell for years, while you fought to be a real person and their cosmic cop at the same time!" A caption reads, "Don't be a cop. Just be a real person." Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

The panel is original dialogue, I just touched up the art a bit since it wuz never collected.

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps" Vol. 1 #220)

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#GreenLantern #GreenLanternCorps #HalJordan #ACAB #AbolishThePolice #DefundThePolice #DCComics #Comics #80sComics

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@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A comic panel is captioned "Me when US entertainment paints the military-industrial complex as the hero yet again". The Golden Age Red Lantern, a bearded man in a red mask and flying-collar suit, gives a wistful, sad smile and says, "...I'm the villain." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

A comic panel is captioned "Me when US entertainment paints the military-industrial complex as the hero yet again". The Golden Age Red Lantern, a bearded man in a red mask and flying-collar suit, gives a wistful, sad smile and says, "...I'm the villain." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

US fighter pilots violate the airspace of a sovereign nation to bomb a nuclear plant? I'm on not-Iran's side there.

(Art sampled from "Alan Scott: The Green Lantern" Vol. 1 #6)

#CaptionAdded #NoEdit

#RedLantern #Leftist #AntiImperialist #AntiColonialist #Villain #Supervillain #DCComics #Comics

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@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A comic panel is captioned "When a worker finds out just how much more their boss gets paid". One of Heartless's henchmen is deeply shadowed and has his nose and mouth covered by a mask. His eyes are wide and startled. He says, "That's... a lot of money." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

A comic panel is captioned "When a worker finds out just how much more their boss gets paid". One of Heartless's henchmen is deeply shadowed and has his nose and mouth covered by a mask. His eyes are wide and startled. He says, "That's... a lot of money." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

An' that's why everyone needs ta' unionize an' organize!

(Art sampled from "Nightwing" Vol. 4 #114)

#CaptionAdded #NoEdit

#Leftist #Socialist #Communist #Marxist #Unionize #UnionStrong #Organize #DCComics #Comics

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Kilowog-core
@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
In a comic panel a confused Aquaman has suddenly appeared on a city street with a "FWHMMP" sound effect and a spray of water. He says, "Wh-- How did I get here...?" A caption reads, "Me when I examine my life." Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

In a comic panel a confused Aquaman has suddenly appeared on a city street with a "FWHMMP" sound effect and a spray of water. He says, "Wh-- How did I get here...?" A caption reads, "Me when I examine my life." Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

This is not my beautiful underwater house! This is not my beautiful underwater wife!

(Art sampled from "Batman/Superman: World's Finest Vol. 1 #27)

#CaptionAdded #NoEdit #Aquaman #SelfAwareness #DCComics #Comics

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@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
Kilowog is in a crowded room full of Superheroes, but he is with Hal Jordan, Guy Gardner, and Arisia Raab, all in their Green Lantern uniforms. Hal and Guy chat with each other, and Kilowog smiles. Captions read, "Being social can be tough, but good comrades make it worth it". Another caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Kilowog is in a crowded room full of Superheroes, but he is with Hal Jordan, Guy Gardner, and Arisia Raab, all in their Green Lantern uniforms. Hal and Guy chat with each other, and Kilowog smiles. Captions read, "Being social can be tough, but good comrades make it worth it". Another caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

I get anxiety in crowds. But with good comrades who watch out fer ya it can still be fun!

(Art sampled from "Millennium" Vol. 1 #1)

#Millennium #CaptionAdded #NoEdit

#Introvert #Comrades #Kilowog #HalJordan #GuyGardner #GreenLantern #GreenLanternCorps #DCComics #Comics #80sComics

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@kilowogcore.bsky.social
1 year ago
A caption reads "Today on Comic Panels that hit different in the United Kingdom". Beast Boy is in his bedroom in Titans' Tower, wearing nothing but light-blue boxer briefs. He says, "The world would probably find me more reliable if I put on pants." A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

A caption reads "Today on Comic Panels that hit different in the United Kingdom". Beast Boy is in his bedroom in Titans' Tower, wearing nothing but light-blue boxer briefs. He says, "The world would probably find me more reliable if I put on pants." A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

I know the UK is different, but who else? I know some international poozers follow me, when ya don't have pants does it mean ya still have on underwear or are ya stark nekkid?

(Art sampled from "Titans" Vol. 4 #1)

#Titans #CaptionAdded #NoEdit

#NSFW #BeastBoy #Beefcake #Pants #DCComics #Comics

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