Bomani-Hamlet Cook comments (on Medium, theyโre called Responses) on my sarcastic assertion that it would be a real shame if something happened to my awful mother by saying, โHey! I LIKE Judy!โ and in truth, Bowie absolutely does like my motherโฆ because IRL he has no idea she wanted him dead. And heโll never know, because itโs me operating both accounts, OBVIOUSLY.
OG, but the story here is that Bomani used to wake up at 4:30 am and stalk my parentsโ palatial estate, hunting (and I mean fucking HUNTING) for bare ankles to bite. I barely visited but he did it to me when I did, if I was up early.
By the way, he kept that habit through his entire adolescence. It was 2+ years after he moved in with me that he finally stopped obsessively hunting flesh in the mornings, and I just rationalized it in the meantime as part of his charm. And it was! He doesnโt do it anymore, though ๐ฅฐ
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