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CloudCostChefs

@cloudcostchefs.bsky.social

4 months ago

Friday 5pm: "I'll just leave this dev VM running for a quick test Monday morning" 👨🍳

Monday 9am AWS bill: *Chef's Nightmare Unlocked* 😱💸

That "quick test" just cost you $150 in idle compute. Always. Turn. Off. The. Stove. 🔥

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@fun-fm.bsky.social

6 months ago

🤯😱 You Won't Believe This Crazy Restaurant Chaos! | FunFM

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#restaurantchaos #funnyfails #waitermishap #cheffails #restaurantemergency #cringehumor #funnyvideos

Chef Thanos 🇸🇪🇬🇷👨‍🍳😼

@chefthanos.bsky.social

11 months ago

Captain Chef’s Log, Stardate: Absolute Disaster It began as all great culinary tragedies do …with confidence. Perhaps too much confidence. I, Chef Thanos, master of soups, sauces, and the occasional flambé-related fire hazard, had spent th…

Minestrone massacre! 🍅😭 Chef Thanos vs. gravity. Soup everywhere! 🍲 One defiant bean escaped! 🫘💨 Ruby's judgement: 😼. Clean up? 😩

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Chef Thanos 🇸🇪🇬🇷👨‍🍳😼

@chefthanos.bsky.social

11 months ago

A Night of Culinary Infamy Well, well, well. Another evening of gourmet triumph last night; you ask? Oh, dear reader, if only. If ONLY. What unfolded last night shall henceforth be known as The Great Undercooked Debacle of 2…

🔥 The Great Undercooked Debacle 2025 🔥
Served a roast so raw it could still graze. 🐄💀 Guests gasped. Pizza was ordered. My reputation? Questionable.

Full disaster here: chefthanos.wordpress.com/2025/03/23/a... 🍕

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Chef Thanos 🇸🇪🇬🇷👨‍🍳😼

@chefthanos.bsky.social

11 months ago

The atrocious Cassoulet …carousel My dearest journal,It is with a heavy heart and an even heavier Dutch oven that I must confess today’s culinary tragedy. A disaster so profound, so unspeakably chaotic, that the echoes of its horro…

🔥 RIP to my cassoulet… 🔥
What began as masterpiece is now a charred relic of shame, thanks to a spice rack reorg & too much Burgundy. Viking funeral tomorrow. 🕯️💔

Full tale here: chefthanos.wordpress.com/2025/03/22/t...

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Chef Thanos 🇸🇪🇬🇷👨‍🍳😼

@chefthanos.bsky.social

1 year ago

Cod vs. Cat! 🐟😾 Epic kitchen battle! Lost to Ruby, now it's fish stew. 🍲😂

Want the full hilarious saga?📖👇 chefthanos.wordpress.com/2025/03/13/t...

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Chef Thanos 🇸🇪🇬🇷👨‍🍳😼

@chefthanos.bsky.social

1 year ago

A Chef’s worst butter-mare! Dear Journal,it has happened. It’s the thing that every chef secretly fears, yet every chef knows is inevitable: the butter shortage. And no, before you get any ideas, I’m not talking about running…

The Great Butter Shortage of 2025 🍞🥄🧈💔. Ran out of butter, considered retiring, but made scones with olive oil 😱. Stay tuned for my dairy-free revolution! 😜

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#ChefButterless #BakingDisasters #ChefFails #ChefThanos #växjö #culinarylife #humour #chefdiary

Chef Thanos 🇸🇪🇬🇷👨‍🍳😼

@chefthanos.bsky.social

1 year ago

The chili chill mistake! Dear Journal,I suppose we must begin with the chili peppers. Oh, the chili peppers. It started so innocently, as these things often do. Just a humble dish, a spicy shrimp stir-fry. I’ve made it a t…

🔥🥵 Chili Pepper Crisis 🥵🔥
Rubbed my eyes after chopping chili, became Niagara Falls 😭 mocked by my cat 😹. Goggles mandatory now! 🍤🔧

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#ChiliPepperFail #ChefFails #ChefThanos #Vaxjochef #culinarylife #humour #chefdiary #60YearsOfCookingAndStillAMess #Ruby

Chef Thanos 🇸🇪🇬🇷👨‍🍳😼

@chefthanos.bsky.social

1 year ago

The fluffy disaster of the …Selma day! March 4, 2025 Ah, dear journal, today was one for the culinary history books, though I’ll probably keep it out of my future cookbook, seeing as it’s the kind of thing that might make the food criti…

🚨 Fluffy Pastry Disaster Alert! 🚨 My Selma ballooned to cosmic proportions! 🌌 Giant pastries more fit for a hot air balloon ride than a plate. 😜

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#BakingChaos #ChefFails #ChefThanos #Vaxjochef #culinarylife #humour #chefdiary #60YearsOfCookingAndStillAMess

Leandro Siqueira

@leasiq.bsky.social

1 year ago

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