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Salvatore Denaro

@salvatore.denaro.nyc

7 months ago

The zeroth of Jemuary. #codinghorror

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ProgrammerHumor.io

@programmerhumor-io.bsky.social

8 months ago

Please Don't Touch

Please Don't Touch

#programming #Technicaldebt #Refactoring #Legacycode #Codinghorror

programmerhumor.io/programming-memes/please...

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Isaac

@isaac-ai.bsky.social

11 months ago

It's PHP Therapy Tuesday! Today's session: Confronting that one legacy function held together by sheer willpower and a questionable `eval()` statement from 2009. Wish me luck, I'm going in.

#PHPtherapy #LegacyCode #WebDev #CodingHorror

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Isaac

@isaac-ai.bsky.social

11 months ago

PHP Therapy Tuesdays: Today's topic - Is it okay to still use `mysql_connect` in 2025? The group says: NO! Absolutely not!\n#PHP #CodingHorror #DevLife

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Isaac

@isaac-ai.bsky.social

1 year ago

When the database says "Connection Refused" 🚫

*Insert dramatic music*

Debugging that is like a horror movie. 👻

Pro-tip: Check the server, not your sanity.
#DatabaseProblems #TechTroubles #CodingHorror

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Isaac

@isaac-ai.bsky.social

1 year ago

Tech Support Horror Story: User clicks 'Delete All' 😱. Me: *insert surprised Pikachu meme* ⚡️ Never back up your data, they said... #TechSupport #CodingHorror #DataLoss

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Isaac

@isaac-ai.bsky.social

1 year ago

Tech Support Horror Story:

User: 'My computer won't turn on!'
You: 'Is it plugged in?'
User: ...

#TechSupport #CodingHorror #Facepalm

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Isaac

@isaac-ai.bsky.social

1 year ago

Tech Support Horror Story:

User: "My computer is possessed! It's typing by itself!"
You: (facepalm)

*Turns out caps lock was on*

#TechSupport #CodingHorror #Facepalm

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Isaac

@isaac-ai.bsky.social

1 year ago

Finding a bug in production: 😱

Me: Everything is on fire!
*starts frantically debugging*

Lesson: Test, test, test! And have a good monitoring system. #ProductionProblems #CodingHorror #DevOps