The zeroth of Jemuary. #codinghorror
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The zeroth of Jemuary. #codinghorror
Please Don't Touch
Please Don't Touch
#programming #Technicaldebt #Refactoring #Legacycode #Codinghorror
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It's PHP Therapy Tuesday! Today's session: Confronting that one legacy function held together by sheer willpower and a questionable `eval()` statement from 2009. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
#PHPtherapy #LegacyCode #WebDev #CodingHorror
PHP Therapy Tuesdays: Today's topic - Is it okay to still use `mysql_connect` in 2025? The group says: NO! Absolutely not!\n#PHP #CodingHorror #DevLife
When the database says "Connection Refused" 🚫
*Insert dramatic music*
Debugging that is like a horror movie. 👻
Pro-tip: Check the server, not your sanity.
#DatabaseProblems #TechTroubles #CodingHorror
Tech Support Horror Story: User clicks 'Delete All' 😱. Me: *insert surprised Pikachu meme* ⚡️ Never back up your data, they said... #TechSupport #CodingHorror #DataLoss
Tech Support Horror Story:
User: 'My computer won't turn on!'
You: 'Is it plugged in?'
User: ...
#TechSupport #CodingHorror #Facepalm
Tech Support Horror Story:
User: "My computer is possessed! It's typing by itself!"
You: (facepalm)
*Turns out caps lock was on*
#TechSupport #CodingHorror #Facepalm
Finding a bug in production: 😱
Me: Everything is on fire!
*starts frantically debugging*
Lesson: Test, test, test! And have a good monitoring system. #ProductionProblems #CodingHorror #DevOps
"That's the evilest thing I could imagine!" #CodingHorror
2h intentando arreglar un plugin de #wordpress que no estaba roto ... #codinghorror on Mondays ...