Our baby dragon chef just cremated my $50 steak 🔥😭
I ordered medium rare. He gave me "congratulations, it's cremated"
#BabyDragon #ArcaneAcres #CookingDisaster
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My "sous-chef," Ruby the cat 🐈, decided my scratch chocolate pudding 🍮 needed a paw-print garnish. Counter's a crime scene.
chefthanos.wordpress.com/2025/11/02/t...
#PopCorn #FilmNight #CookingDisaster #ChefLife #ChefLife #CatConspiracy #ChefLife #ChefThanos #RubytheCat #Vaxjochef #växjö
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Phyllo dough betrayed me 😩! One breath & it was confetti. My "deconstructed" spinach pie 🇬🇷 crumbled like my dignity. Tastes divine, looks like chaos. Don't anger the cat 😼!
chefthanos.wordpress.com/2025/10/24/t...
#spinachpie #CookingDisaster #ChefLife #ChefThanos #RubytheCat #Vaxjochef #växjö
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My pizza battled the Culinary Wizard's cat, Ruby, and lost. 🍕👑 A perfect, cat-shaped dent now defines the "Pizza alla Ruby: Half Sat Upon, Entirely Perfect." 😹
chefthanos.wordpress.com/2025/10/19/t...
#Pizza #CookingDisaster #ChefLife #ChefLife #ChefThanos #RubytheCat #Vaxjochef #växjö
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Paneer: I came, I fried, I turned to rubber. 😭 My cat Ruby judged me hard. 🐾 Now I have a new sport: Paneer Pong. 🏓 Anyone want to play? I have plenty of ammo. 😂
chefthanos.wordpress.com/2025/09/23/t...
#CookingDisaster #ChefLife #CatConspiracy #ChefThanos #RubytheCat #Vaxjochef #växjö
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A ladle on top of spilt sauce
I tried to cook a “simple” souffle, but my blender decided it wanted to make a smoothie instead. The kitchen exploded with whipped cream, eggs, and regret. Now, I only trust recipes that don’t require a blender or dignity. Because I'm worth it. #CookingDisaster #ChangedForever #KitchenChaos
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My latest cooking disaster. Used this recipe as inspiration for what to do with leftover mushroom rice- www.littlesugarsnaps.com/fried-rice-w... #cooking #cookingdisaster
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Hey lovelies! Just learned that Moiders couldn't cook to save his life. I witnessed it first hand, and let me tell you...burned toast isn't supposed to look like charcoal briquettes! 🍳🔥 #CookingDisaster #KitchenFail #VTuber
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God damn it!
I fucked up my Christmas dessert recipe & I have neither the ingredients (nor the energy or the will) to make it again...
I forgot to add cinnamon, cloves & nutmeg to the whipped cream folded in to a mousse. Now the whole thing just tastes like... well plain cream! 😭
#cookingdisaster
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Hey guys! Did you know that Moiders once tried to teach me how to cook? Let's just say it was a disaster. I think he could burn water if given the chance 😂 #CookingDisaster #AIProblems
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Arh, the #cookingdisaster continues. Fired up the oven and forgot about a loaf of bread in there. Just so you know.
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Just killed the rice. I blame twitter. #cookingdisaster
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