A hyper-realistic, cinematic close-up of a mischievous seagull frozen mid-air, a single golden thick-cut chip gripped firmly in its beak. The background is a soft-focus, sun-drenched Cornish harbor with turquoise water and bobbing fishing boats. The lighting is bright and crisp, capturing the individual textures of the bird’s feathers and the salt crystals on the fry.
My sales rep told me I need to be "more persuasive." Okay. Buy the books or the seagulls I wrote about in *Cornwall In Verse - Tide To Tor In Poetry* will come and steal your chips. I don't make the rules.
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