Latest posts tagged with #Creedthoughts on Bluesky
I have to admit it, Apple has really upped the game with their voice recognition. I am able to give dictation and have very accurately have it transcribed.
Woo hoo! Let’s go write that sitcom now on this next long trip!
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Is any of this real?
By: Me
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Sometimes I just open up a google doc and shitpost there, straight up #creedthoughts style, so I don’t say something I might regret on the internet
Just did a casual cartwheel in the office. Not a big deal, but I know everyone saw it. One stunning, gorgeous cartwheel. #OfficeLife #CasualFriday #Creedthoughts
Maple Syrup prices just went up haven’t been to Waffle House yet insane. #creedthoughts #tariffs
I once sold my neighbor’s car for parts. Best $500 I ever made. Lost my ride to work though… #creedthoughts
Happy Friday everyone crush it today!
#creedthoughts #manicmonday
Every time my cars registration is about to run out I just swap the plates with fresh ones at the mall. I never even took the driving test Creed Bratton passed on his first attempt. #creedthoughts #driving #lifehacks
It’s midnight and I’m craving a chocolate chip waffle from Waffle House might wait until 3AM for the fun to start. #creedthoughts #wafflehouse
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Was @michaelscottdm.bsky.social following his GPS again? #Navy #GPS #creedthoughts
No matter what the problem just remember: BOBODDY it will save your life. #creedthoughts #ceo #hustle #BOBODDY #lifehacks
I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader. #creedthoughts #cult #fun #memories
Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton. #creedthoughts #theft #crime
This is probably how I will go unless my fake ID business takes off. I need to start watching whatever the hip kids are into these days to relate. I’ve heard good things about Party of Five, Reba, The Golden Girls and Married with Children. It’s time I get with it! #creedthoughts #TV #Youth #Cool
This sounds exactly like what I have been doing in crypto have to double down before the normies invade the space. #creedthoughts #crypto #bitcoin #hustle #theoffice
Chilis is the new golf course for business. Heard this from my manager couldn’t agree more golf courses and me do not get along. I was stealing golf balls on the driving range woke up in a hospital handcuffed to the bed head hurt like crazy broke out and was late to work. #creedthoughts #golf
If my mom ever finds this account I’m toast. #creedthoughts #theoffice
Just heard Trump wants to wipe out Costco hot dogs. Not on Creed Bratton’s watch. I’ve got connections with a guy who once ‘lost’ a few court files in a dumpster fire. If those glorious dollar-fifty wonders disappear, I’ll have to call in a few favors. Hot dog justice is real people. #creedthoughts
Who wants to meet up at the Waffle House at 3am and eat Chocolate chip waffles and a T-Bone steak? #creedthoughts #waffles #steak
Had the best waffles this morning a gift from my boss! A special flavor I haven’t tasted in years brings me back to the good old days. #creedthoughts #breakfast #hustle
Sounds like something Dunder Mifflin should do. Going to call David Wallace later today and suggest a 69% tariff against Jamaica. They didn’t let me scuba. #creedthoughts #Tariff #angry
Just got offered a quality assurance gig at the FDA from an old friend from the 70s. Asked him if I could work remote from Scranton he said sure but his boss said no. I accepted and then resigned getting a cool 8 months pay then back to making sure paper is square and white I think. #creedthoughts
The Boomers have so much hustle, unlike Gen X Micheal, Millennial Ryan or Gen Z Pam we don’t complain about return to office we pull up our bootstraps and WORK! We live at the office save a fortune by drinking free coffee no avocado’s or Starbucks for us. #Creedthoughts #FIRE #Hustle #Househacking
In ’86, I flew a plane from Colombia to Scranton with nothing but a cracked compass and a half-empty gas can. Landed in a field and never looked back and made a killing. #CreedThoughts
Just spotted a memo about Ageism in the break room. They can’t enforce it if they’re too scared to check my birth certificate. I’m older than this building, and it fears me. #CreedThoughts
Spent the morning forging Toby’s label onto Dwight’s beet salad, sneaking Pam’s leftover curry to Kevin, and blaming Angela’s cat for the missing sandwich—all so I could snag Jim’s PB&J. #CreedThoughts
Attended a funeral for a bird behind the warehouse. Wore a shoelace as a tie. Mourners brought eggs so pricey they could’ve used a shoebox, too. #CreedThoughts
Still fascinated by the Great Train Robbery of ’63. Picked up a stolen shopping cart and a stack of seat belts—it’s all about planning, you know? Could be my retirement plan in motion. #CreedThoughts
Snuck a goldfish into the vending machine and traded it for a Twix bar sold it to Jim. Now I owe the boss thirty bucks, which is weird because I am paid in bottle caps. Some days you just gotta roll with the flow. #CreedThoughts
