Latest posts tagged with #CrystalHumor on Bluesky
🤣Do YOU charge your crystals?
🔮Charge/cleanse became interchangeable words I think now. Moonlight, sunlight, salt, selenite, soil, running water, ceremonial smoke, or sound...many different methods!
If you look it up, the same methods work for both!
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#crystals #witchsky #crystalhumor #metaphysical
Retro-style meme with smiley faces and star accents on a black background. Text reads: “5 ways to become my BFF: 1) Talk to me about crystals. 2) Text me photos of crystals. 3) Help me pick out crystals. 4) Buy me crystals. 5) Be a crystal.” Handle at the bottom: @purplehazecrystals.
5 easy steps to become my BFF… spoiler: they all involve crystals. 💎 #CrystalHumor
Retro-boho meme with a black background, pastel smiley faces, and star accents. The text reads: “If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a CRYSTAL SHOP shop.” Handle at the bottom: @purplehazecrystals.
If you walk a mile in my shoes… hope you’re ready for a crystal haul. 💎🌙 #CrystalHumor
Retro-boho meme with smiley faces and stars on a black background. The text says: “If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a CRYSTAL SHOP shop.” At the bottom is the handle @purplehazecrystals.
If you walk a mile in my shoes… hope you brought cash for the crystal shop 💎😂 #CrystalHumor
Retro-boho meme with smiley faces and stars on a black background. The text says: “When you’re CLEANSING your space and suddenly your mother-in-law starts COUGHING ….” At the bottom is the handle @purplehazecrystals.
When the sage calls out your MIL’s energy before you do 🌿😂 #CrystalHumor
Black background with colorful retro shapes and the text: “I can handle most things in life. BUT seeing someone mishandle a delicate crystal is NOT one of them.” The @purplehazecrystals handle appears at the bottom. Decorative stars and playful borders add a vintage feel.
I can stay calm in traffic. I can survive Mercury retrograde.
But seeing someone drop a delicate crystal like it’s no big deal? Absolutely not.
#crystaltok #crystalhumor #purplehazecrystals
A humorous faux tweet graphic featuring a profile image of Amanda Lyons and the handle @purplehazecrystals. The text reads: “Purple Haze Crystals. Because nothing screams ‘I’m into healing’ like a rose quartz paperweight.” The background is a retro, colorful burst design in purple, pink, teal, and black.
Raise your hand if your rose quartz is mostly emotional support... but also doubles as a paperweight 🙋♀️✨
At Purple Haze Crystals, we’re healing and holding down our to-do lists—literally.
💖 #CrystalHumor #RoseQuartzMagic #PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence
A mock tweet-style post on a retro background with purple, teal, and black rays. The tweet reads: 'Amanda Lyons @purplehazecrystals: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be crystal shopping again this weekend.' A photo of Amanda is shown in the profile circle.
Due to personal reasons, I’ll be crystal shopping again this weekend.
Again. 💅💎
#CrystalHumor #CrystalAddict #AwakenYourEssence
A black background with retro smiley faces, stars, and colorful swirls. The centered text reads: 'When you charge every crystal at once and now your house is vibrating at a higher frequency than your Wi-Fi.' The handle @purplehazecrystals is at the bottom.
Charged all my crystals at once.
Now my Wi-Fi can’t keep up with the vibes. 😵💫💎
#CrystalHumor #HighFrequency #AwakenYourEssence
A mock social media post by Amanda Lyons (@purplehazecrystals) with a profile photo. The text reads: 'Me: Buys another crystal. My bank account: You have too many already! Me: I'll make room 😉💎'. The background is a retro swirl of purple, teal, and pink with a checkered pattern at the bottom.
🧾 Bank account: "You already have too many crystals!"
Me: laughs in collector 😏💎
There’s always room for one more—especially if it sparkles ✨
#CrystalAddict #CrystalHumor #TooManyCrystals #PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence
