Latest posts tagged with #DFIRHumor on Bluesky
Me: How would you rate your incident response maturity?
Them: This is the worn block of wood we knock on when discussing hypothetical situations.
Me: Okay, so very mature.
#DFIR #DFIRHumor #infosec #infosechumor
Image of a variety of knives all labeled with a different type of material they are designed for cutting like Ham, Bread, Cheese, etc. At the bottom of the image is a light saber labeled "For people that don't use UTC for logging"
Genie I will grant your wish however, it must be within reason
Vern: I want a dragon!
Genie: Are you mad? I said within reason!
Vern: I want everyone to use UTC all the time everywhere!
Genie:...
Vern: Oh, and they must use ISO8601 format!
Genie: What color do you want that dragon?
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Them: Hey Vern, what's your availability over the holiday?
Me: Let me check something...
Me: <Opens Steam to check on the winter sale for things that might be purchased that will conflict.>
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Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Digital Forensic Incident Responder: It depends...
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Yoda talking to Mace Windu with the caption: Incident Responders Always Two There Are.
We never show up alone.
#dfir #dfirhumor
Four Panel Good, Better, Best, Wut meme with Winnie the Pooh. Good: Infosec Blogs Better: On-Demand Infosec Video Walkthrough Best: SANS In-person Infosec conference Wut: Infosec Thought Leaders posting on LinkedIn
Remember to troll your friends that live in Arizona by casually dropping during a conversation today how they switched from Pacific to Mountain time last night.
#dfirhumor #timehumor
