Latest posts tagged with #Dadjokes on Bluesky
🧸 Whoever came up with "a penny for your thoughts", "don't nickel and dime me" and "another day another dollar" sure knew how to coin a phrase.
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
Why do crabs never share their food? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
My first job was in an orange factory. I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
#dadjokes
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t giraffes do well in school? They stick their necks out for nothing. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a fish who loves to play basketball? A bass-ketball player. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t airplanes tell jokes? They’re afraid of crashing the punchline. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t flamingos play poker? They hate having their feathers ruffled. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Dadjoke/Flachwitz des Tages:
Welches ist des Kannibalen liebstes Shampoo?
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Head&Shoulders
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#dadJokes