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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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🧸 Whoever came up with "a penny for your thoughts", "don't nickel and dime me" and "another day another dollar" sure knew how to coin a phrase.

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan

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Why do crabs never share their food? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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My first job was in an orange factory. I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

#dadjokes

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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t giraffes do well in school? They stick their necks out for nothing. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Can you BEAR another dad joke?

#dadjoke #dadjokes #vtuber

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a fish who loves to play basketball? A bass-ketball player. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t airplanes tell jokes? They’re afraid of crashing the punchline. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t flamingos play poker? They hate having their feathers ruffled. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Dadjoke/Flachwitz des Tages:
Welches ist des Kannibalen liebstes Shampoo?
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Head&Shoulders
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#dadJokes

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What’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the broom skip school? It swept its problems under the rug. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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