Latest posts tagged with #dadjokes on Bluesky
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a fish who loves to play basketball? A bass-ketball player. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don't skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why did the bicycle bring a backpack? It wanted to carry its spare tires. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
My #dungeonsanddragons group was investigating a lighthouse, only to be jumped by a group of fishmen. Still, I did not rule the party as surprised because they clearly thought that there was something... fishy about the place.
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