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What’s a shark’s favorite snack? Fish and ships. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the donut go to therapy? It had a hole in its heart. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t sharks like fast food? They can’t catch it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s a pirate’s favorite movie rating? Arrr-rated. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument? The sea-shanty-tar. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a fish who loves to play basketball? A bass-ketball player. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don't skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a fish with no tail? A fish-stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the bicycle bring a backpack? It wanted to carry its spare tires. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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My #dungeonsanddragons group was investigating a lighthouse, only to be jumped by a group of fishmen. Still, I did not rule the party as surprised because they clearly thought that there was something... fishy about the place.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t sharks like fast food? They can’t catch it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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