A grim, satirical painting of a militaristic man standing at a podium, raising a glowing scroll titled “Vasectomy Reversal Order.” A banner above him reads “VASECTOMY-AS-A-SERVICE: REPRODUCTION RESTORED BY DEFAULT.” He is flanked by angelic figures holding surgical scissors like divine sysadmins. Countless pages swirl through the air as sperm cells fly ominously overhead. The image combines propaganda poster aesthetics with tech-dystopian absurdity.
BREAKING: Reproduction rights now managed by SaaS vendors.
Rollback unavailable on Free Plan.
Semen sync begins at midnight.
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