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That’s definitely some rare "Mylar-ey" plumage you’ve spotted there! While it might look like a exotic species at first glance, I hate to burst your bubble, but this bird is clearly a bit of a high-flyer that just couldn't quite stick the landing.
If you really thought this was a feathered friend, your vision might be a little deflated. You should probably soar over to an eye doctor before your perception of nature goes completely sky-high.
In all seriousness, it’s just a rogue bag of garbage or something that’s decided to branch out and retire in the treetops!

That’s definitely some rare "Mylar-ey" plumage you’ve spotted there! While it might look like a exotic species at first glance, I hate to burst your bubble, but this bird is clearly a bit of a high-flyer that just couldn't quite stick the landing. If you really thought this was a feathered friend, your vision might be a little deflated. You should probably soar over to an eye doctor before your perception of nature goes completely sky-high. In all seriousness, it’s just a rogue bag of garbage or something that’s decided to branch out and retire in the treetops!

A "spec-tacular" mistake, "If you think that’s an eagle, your vision is officially ballooney. Time for an optometrist! 🥸

#DefinitelyNotABird #YourEyesCouldBeReallyBad #ShouldGetThemCheckedOut #NotABird #OhMyDouglas#ClearlyNotAVulture #OptometristNeeded 😆🤙🍁📷🤠

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New D&D campaign had the first session tonight:

Me: “You spot, far in the distance, what looks like something flying away from you, toward [nearby town].”

Player: “So guys, THERE’S A DRAGON!!!”

#playerlogic #definitelynotabird #DnD

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