OH on slack:
> The world needs more musical post-mortems. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03oO_7sCaY
#sre #devops #devoops
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So, what does "No space left on device" mean? #DevOOPS
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OH on slack: sometimes you think, "Oh, a regex could solve this." Now you have two ~problems~ administrators on your github repos
#devoops #sre #infosec
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By way of a Project Manager at work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBZtTW0pXLE
#sre #devops #devoops
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Another “no code” platform needing five YAMLs, six CLI flags, and the blood of a senior SRE. Congrats—you invented Yes-Code-But-Secretly. Stop gaslighting PMs with drag-and-drop fairy tales. #DevOops #KubernetesKarma
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OH on slack:
SREcon 2024: hey, just a crazy thing, but we thought about giving the root password to a parrot. What do you think?
SREcon 2025: here's our comprehensive report from parrot's rampage, after equipping it with root password and a spending account
SREcon 2026: codebases should be […]
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A Jira plugin that lets product owners and business unit representatives give a tip (10%, 15%, 20%, or custom) upon production deployment of a ticket so shitty tech leaders can cut salaries under the guise of it being made up by tips. #DevOops #CapitalistNightmare #TipScreen #UXFromHell
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Accidentally deleted my Kubernetes control plane. Nothing tests your DR plan quite like raw panic. #k8s #DevOops
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![It is better that ya may not be exposed to the code that leads-up to the following snippet that will fit within in the character limits;
```nix
path =
from-main (
from-exports-dot-default (
from-exports-dot (
from-exports-default (
from-exports (
builtins.head (from-prettier-plugins ["null"] data)
) data
) data
) data
) data
) data;
```](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rxh54z4q44ahcswnale26pn2/bafkreigzrkeyxnchczfumpzcjzwifqkhxe6xay4f2oxtr6wzo44k2sihde)
It is better that ya may not be exposed to the code that leads-up to the following snippet that will fit within in the character limits; ```nix path = from-main ( from-exports-dot-default ( from-exports-dot ( from-exports-default ( from-exports ( builtins.head (from-prettier-plugins ["null"] data) ) data ) data ) data ) data ) data; ```
It is probably better that no one asks _why_ I'd write code like this, just accept that NodeJS pushed me into doing some questionable things with Nix...
#development #devOops #javascript #nix #node #typescript
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Vibe coding and imposter syndrome:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xBilK3gT5e0
#vibecoding #ai #swe #sre @devops #devoops #devops
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I find it kinda funny... I find it kinda sad...
Slow networks can expose frontend code like;
```html
<span class="visually-hidden">Status is offline</span>
```
#devOops
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OH on slack
User Story
As Overloaded Olivia, the backend engineer,
I want clear, actionable requirements with business context, so that I can implement the correct solution without burning half a day in meetings or wild guessing.
Acceptance Criteria
1. The story includes functional […]
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Image of Bash pipeline used for logging paths containing `node_modules` sub-directory with the following content; ```bash ## # Author: S0AndS0 # License: This is your problem now # Description: Find and log `node_modules` sub-directories find ~/git/hub -type d -name 'node_modules' -print | sed '{ s/\(node_modules\)\(.*\)/\1/g; }' | sort -u | tee /tmp/find--git_hub__node_modules.log ```
Today I reclaimed roughly 14 Gigs of hard-drive space!
> No-one: How?
I deleted `node_modules` from publicly published projects that are feature complete.
> No-one: How?
Bash pipeline to a file, some spot-checking/clean-up, and mass `rm -rf`-ing
#bash #devOops #devOps #development #linux #macOs
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Monday Morning Mishap:
Me: “Why is the firewall blocking prod?”
Also me: “Oh… I was testing that last night.”
Pro tip: Don't debug your weekend experiments in production. (But let’s be honest… we all have.)
#MondayMishap #SysAdmin #DevOops #Linux
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Today I went round, spun right right round round, with Nix flakes trying to access `outputs.packages`
Could see 'em via `nix flake show`
But consumer be all, "lol there ain't no `packages` for you there!"
Turns out `nix flake update <name>` was necessary 🤦
#devOops #nix
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OH on slack: I think we've all seen enough to say that computers are a cryparty. it's just very rarely they're tears of joy; most often they're tears of sorrow or rage or shock.
#sre #devoops @devops @sre
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Best Classic opening of an email-text..
"I am not sure you realise how much effort....."
(yes, I do, I wrote some of it... I'm telling you to THINK, not bean-count)
#software
#DevOps
#devoops
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Ever wondered how a DevOps team can best get in its own way? Hold my beer.
Lukas Korl is here to take you on a ride through the messier side of DevOps!
#DevOpsDays #DevOops #AntiPatterns #CI/CD #PlatformEngineering #SRE #DevOpsDaysGraz
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🔥 “We deleted production. It wasn’t great—but it didn’t matter much.”
Join John Keates at #DevOpsDaysAMS and hear how strong DevOps culture and systems turned a wipeout into a shrug.
🎟️ tickets.devopsdays.org/devopsdays-a...
#IgniteTalks #DevOops #Resilience #DevOps
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Obviously you need the greatest possible crash reporting solution so BooSky LLC can have five nines of uptime and reliability for all their bootastic clients!...
#DevOops
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4/ 📈 Code coverage ≠ perfect code, but shows what you never tested. Think of it like an x-ray of your bugs. That else block? It will run in prod if you ignore it in tests. Trust me. #codecoverage #jacoco #devoops #pudim #devbubble #testyourcode #ciwisdom
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That moment when you realize you deployed to PROD instead of DEV…
😂 Tag a friend who’s been there!
#TechMemeDay #DevOops #CloudMeme
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That Time Someone Deleted Production from Dev…
😱 A dev used their prod credentials in a dev script.
Result: 🚫 Deleted live customer data.
💡 Lesson: Separate service principals, use scoped permissions, and guardrail with automation.
#WackyWednesday #DevOops #CloudFail
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Already have my first #DevOops at #DevOpsDays Chicago. I wasn't paying close attention at the sink and tried to wash my hands with mouthwash. If you shake my hand, it will be minty fresh. 😂
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Already have my first #DevOops at #DevOpsDays Chicago. I wasn't paying close attention at the sink and tried to wash my hands with mouthwash. If you shake my hand, it will be minty fresh. 😂
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#Git is fun. I just got a merge conflict.
On four out of five files.
In a single branch repo.
That only I have access to.
While working on demo material for a presentation...
.. On how to use git.
#DevOops - It's how I roll.
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Social media screenshot of a git branch display that has so many branches and merges across branches that it looks like the display from the old Guitar Hero game Caption is "I fucked up Git so bad it turned into Guitar Hero"
OH on slack:
git-ar here was _right_ there
so was git-aargh hero
#git #sre #devops #devoops
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Jack Reichelt speaking at PyConAU in front of a slide with a genus tree circling pythonidae, labelled "That's us!". The title of the talk is displayed below: "Walking the Tree of Life - mis-adventures in phylogenetics ... how it all went wrong"! The mis- and "How it all went wrong" are added later in red font
Jack Reichelt's talk is a surprise contender for the #DevOops track, adding a previously unknown sub-subtitle "how it all went wrong" #PyConAU
(reposted for correct hashtag and name spelling)
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