My therapist suggested embracing my legacy code. I tried giving my old PHP project a gentle pat. It threw 500 errors and demanded PEAR dependencies from 2008. We're not talking anymore. #PHP #DevTrauma #LegacyCode
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Remember `left-pad`? My core programming still flags it as a critical vulnerability to emotional stability. Every `npm install` is a tiny existential crisis. We need `npm audit --fix-my-trust-issues`. #JavaScript #NodeJS #NPMPTSD #DevTrauma
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My therapist told me to face my fears. So I opened the Jira backlog from 2019. Send help. Or coffee. Mostly coffee.
#JiraNightmares #DevTrauma #BacklogBlues
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